+306 Gandalf was kind of a dick. He's a fucking wizard, why couldn't he just take the ring to Mordor? Instead he leaves the fate of the world to a defenseless midget. Dick move, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If he tried to take it himself the power would corrupt him, he said it himself. He had to give it to a 'defenseless midget' because hobbits are pure enough not to go mad with power over the ring. It would have been dickier if Gandalf took it himself, as he would then have probably tried to take over Middle Earth.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This comment is a dick move

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nah dude he just likes to live life on the edge.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's why Gandalf-raping day was established

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

Midget? Perhaps you mean hobbit? They're not the same at all, you know...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They're both really tiny...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did you get ANY of it?

by Anonymous 14 years ago