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Gandalf was kind of a dick. He's a fucking wizard, why couldn't he just take the ring to Mordor? Instead he leaves the fate of the world to a defenseless midget. Dick move, amirite?

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If he tried to take it himself the power would corrupt him, he said it himself. He had to give it to a 'defenseless midget' because hobbits are pure enough not to go mad with power over the ring. It would have been dickier if Gandalf took it himself, as he would then have probably tried to take over Middle Earth.

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This would have been better if you were an actual user with that name.

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Midget? Perhaps you mean hobbit? They're not the same at all, you know...

Nah dude he just likes to live life on the edge.

Did you get ANY of it?

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That's why Gandalf-raping day was established

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