Girls: you wonder where guys put their dicks when they wear skinny jeans, amirite?

In their butts

by Anonymous 12 years ago

if you wear skinny jeans and are a guy not only do you have to hand your man card in but you musy have a very small dick or something

by Anonymous 12 years ago

guys wonder about those guys too

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sure they stay in their pants, but that's probably the wildest theory out of these comments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, they take them off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Woah, then some boys at my schools must never wear their penis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, it's actually quite convenient.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Think "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*This user was banned for posting the secret about penises*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys that wear skinny jeans should be smacked repeatedly

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a guy, and I'm a proud wearer of skinny jeans. Let me clarify this for people who don't understand. Contrary to popular belief, skinny jeans designed for men are surprisingly more comfortable than loose-fit jeans. The "skinny" part of the jeans only applies to the lower thighs and calves, not anywhere around the pelvis or "dick". That's why they make skinny jeans designed in the way where there is room, and those are usually the pair designed for men. It's an honest mistake, but I guess you'd have to experience wearing them to understand. P.S. skinnies are actually more comfortable than loose fit in my opinion.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You didn't need the PS. You addressed the comfort issue earlier in your comment.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

a guy at my school wears his little sister's skinny jeans and let me tell you, them things are TIGHT. Where does his penis go?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's just wrong >.> sack-tap him when he's not expecting it to see if he really is a guy, or you could show him a porn picture and check for a boner? If you can't see it he's probably a chick

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah its very wrong. also I'm positive he is a guy he's had sex with like half he girls in my town, one being my bestfriend. It just freaks me that he wears them that tight. I don't have a problem with guys wearing skinny jeans. I think its cute but not wearing your younger sister's jeans..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know a guy that wears really tight skinny jeans, but he does have the legs for it :

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish you could see this guy I mean them things are tight!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This guy i know wears jeans that are so tight they look like spandex

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah, that's how the guy at my school is!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Skinny jeans aren't comfortable at all and they tend to make you look homosexual. Also, the pelvis area IS tighter as well as the legs, because I tried them on once, and I was unable to reach my hand into the jeans to adjust my boxers.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's called the waistband, and yes it is tighter, but it comes with the added perk of never needing a belt and never being able to be pants'd. And I can vouch for this guys statement because I wear guys skinnies. The crotch area is just as roomy as any regular pair o pants, sometimes more. It's the lower thighs, calves, and ankles that are the tight part, and they aren't even that tight.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The same place a girls tits goes when she wears those tiny shirts

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys wear bras?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And on their penises no less? When did this become a tend?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They turn into vaginas.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just assume they don't have dicks...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only certain guys can pull off skiny jeans.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

the guys package has to be squished

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If he's wearing skinny jeans, he doesn't have anything down there.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I was wondering about it too... but i always wanted a pare of skinny jeans. So i bought them today and actualy i have more space there than in ordinary jeans. Im quite hung and i always had a problems with inaproperiet bulge or stuff like that. But with skinnies its quite fine. So nope there is no correlation between the size of a dick and the jeans. Unless 6 inches soft and 8 inches hard dick you take as a small, then okay...

by Anonymous 11 years ago