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Who knows, maybe Jesus was just a clever time-traveler with advanced medicine, amirite?

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@1216820

whats a macne?

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that didnt help. whats a macne?

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future*

rachaelllx3s avatar rachaelllx3 Yeah You Are -25Reply
@1216720

i have no idea what your comment is about

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Fuck everything, he told our secret.

The_Chosen_Ones avatar The_Chosen_One Yeah You Are +4Reply

thats from peter nguyens essay.

x4everxlove101s avatar x4everxlove101 Yeah You Are 0Reply
@x4everxlove101 thats from peter nguyens essay.

I honestly have no idea who that is.

DurzoBlints avatar DurzoBlint Yeah You Are -1Reply
@DurzoBlint I honestly have no idea who that is.

you should look up his essays! they are hilarious!(:

x4everxlove101s avatar x4everxlove101 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Or an awesome illusionist, like Criss Angel.

starfalco13s avatar starfalco13 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Here's my theory. Aliens did some experiment on humans on sexless reproduction and was able to successfully impregnate Mary without intercourse. Jesus was given the genes for incredible healing abilities and knowledge, which allowed him to do the things he's noted for. Damn, I'm a weird conspirator...

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