Fuck everything, he told our secret.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thats from peter nguyens essay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I honestly have no idea who that is.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you should look up his essays! they are hilarious!(:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or an awesome illusionist, like Criss Angel.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Here's my theory. Aliens did some experiment on humans on sexless reproduction and was able to successfully impregnate Mary without intercourse. Jesus was given the genes for incredible healing abilities and knowledge, which allowed him to do the things he's noted for. Damn, I'm a weird conspirator...

by Anonymous 12 years ago