It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?

I love that shit, even if it isn't specific to me. So far I know the average person spends 2 weeks total waiting at stoplights in their life.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

in new york its probably a f*cking month. god i hate stoplights

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And in DC 5 months

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In LA? Freaking eternity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

been to DC before for a school trip. not bad, but ALOT of coach buses clogging up the roads

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I lived here for over 14 years and believe me the traffic is horrible. Ive been a lot of places but DC has the worst traffic out of all of them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea it was pretty bad. atleast you have pretty cherry blossom trees to look at. we just have those smelly green flowered ones. idk what that has to do with anything. uh... bye

by Anonymous 13 years ago

have you been to Boston?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup, doesnt even compare to DC on a monday

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What part of Boston

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2010/0824/Top-5-worst-US-cities-for-traffic/Los-Angeles-Calif. DC traffic sucks, but LA is by FAR the worst.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In my rural town where I pass ten thousand barns on my 30 minute drive to get to school in the next closest city with civilization? A couple of seconds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many people glanced at you in your lifetime.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah. Or maybe how many regrets you had...or different people's real opinions about you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My sisters believe that after you die, you hear everything someone has said about you. That's their excuse for yelling at people when they're driving even if the other person can't hear them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or how many times I've wanked... *posts as anonymous*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's over nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

sadly, that number is about right.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey, man, that's only sad if it's an addiction that you can't control. Outside of that, as long as it don't interfere with your everyday life, feel free spank away. Anyone who looks down on you for it is a sexually repressed, dogmatic ass that I'd rather not associate with anyway.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thats once a day for 25 years

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that would be awesome but kind of long but still awesome because it might take some time to die and go to heaven or where ever your religion takes you

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol where you go depends on where you believe you'll go?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like offending people's religion

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isn't offensive. It's impossible for all religions to be true, and even people in the religions believe so. Maybe you meant that it would take a while to die, or to go wherever you believe [by your religion] you'll go. I'm not saying anything against religion in either this or the previous comment. I'm saying that merely believing that X will happen does not mean X will happen to you and all who believe in it, and therefore atheists won't just die, Christians won't just go to heaven/hell and Hindus won't just reincarnate; everyone will face the exact same truth that happens, whichever one of those that is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you know? Have you died? Things that we wouldn't believe on Earth could possibly happen after death (like everyone going where they believe they will go). There is no way to tell and that's why there are so many different beliefs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well for one, thinking of something does not do anything whatsoever to or about that one thing. Believing something is just a certain arrangement of chemicals in your brain, and something that small couldn't possible affect something so great as your entire death. Besides, each religion is believing things like "Everyone who believes [and behaves well] in this religion is going to ____ place, and everyone who doesn't, or doesn't behave well is going to ____." So would that mean everyone would go to the better place, and no one would go to the hell of their religion because in some other possible religion in the world they were a good person? This way EVERYONE would be good! And if someone hadn't even known of death and believed they'd live forever what would happen? There are just too many flaws in this theory for it to work. Sure, any one religion could be true, but all religions being true is just impossible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be pretty cool if that's how it actually went down; if all the religons where right and you went where ever you believed you were going after death. Then we'd all feel pretty silly for fighting about it this whole time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many times I checked out some guy's butt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Or how many times some girl has checked out my butt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Isn't there even any point keeping track of an event so scarce as that? I keed, I keed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i wish i had an ass... oh well!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pshh, I wish I didn't.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

but everyone else has one.... stupid eating disorder- i hav no boobies either lolwut

by Anonymous 14 years ago

1) if you're serious about the eating disorder, eat some food and you'll put on some boobs :D 2) I have a huge ass and have been laughed at because of it since I was a kid. /insert sob story here/ AND I WAS NEVER THE SAME (cry2) Yeah, no, but it sucks.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I second the ED bit. Get some help! Also, I can empathize in some ways, my boobs have always been a topic of interest, guy are jerks about it :( But, the odd combination of huge boobs and a small butt has left me NEVER THE SAME.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bitchplz that's a good thing. I wish I had no ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh, I wish I had no boobs... They get in the way so much... I wish I had a bigger butt. Actually, I wish I could just evenly distribute the mass from my boobs to my butt so they're both average in size lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really hate when people complain about their boobs.

And I don't know anyone who wants a bigger butt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, if you had huge boobs you'd understand? I want a bigger butt :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Great, post of the day. inb4 creepers comment on my saying I had a big bu--too late. Having a big butt isn't fun.

I like how people vote down me saying that I don't want my butt. You can tell they have no butts. Misinformed, jealous people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't vote you down. :) I do wish I had more of a butt though, perhaps the stairmaster will help?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, I'll give you mine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gahhh...I have a HUGE ass too and I hate it when skinny girls get mad when I complain about it...it's really hard to find cute clothes that look good and fit right. I love skinny jeans but my legs are a size 1 and my butt is a size 5.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THANK YOU. I honestly don't know why skinny girls get mad about complaining about this... I'd give anything to have a cute frikn tiny ass rather than this. :| Nothing ever looks or fits how it should.

The upper half of me is fine, but if you saw just the lower half you'd think I was some lazy fatso probably.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...girls do that? :O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha definitely!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*becomes self conscious of ass*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't worry, cute asses are very rare. It's just a matter of making sure it's not COMPLETELY hideous.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't even know what a hideous ass looks like (besides from it being too big)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's just....I don't know...it's an intuitive thing I guess. A lot fo the time it depends on what jeans they're wearing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

looks pretty good from right here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How many guys have checked out you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

+1

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know this thread is old, but as a girl, I've checked out guys' butts before. Plenty of times... hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And your K/D ratio

by Anonymous 14 years ago

K/D?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Kill/Death.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mine's amazing. I even go out with a headshot on myself

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In COD or real life?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Read his name

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many lives you touched.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I just barfed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many boners I've caused.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

how many boners i've gotten

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or how many boners you've stopped.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many farts you blamed on someone else.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

How many farts others blamed on you, and how many actually WERE the dog.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always think this! When you were happiest, when you were in the most pain, when you were most angry, scared etc

by Anonymous 14 years ago

or how many tests you didn't study for and still did well on, and how many hours you spent on the internet or playing sports.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't think I'd want to know how many hours I spent on the internet. It'd be kind of depressing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then there needs to be a way for immortals to check their statistics.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd want to know all of that, plus everything anyone has ever said about me and when.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think about this all the time. It would be cool to see all your "life records": -what day you said the most / least words -Longest time without sleeping/eating -the most you ever ate in one meal -the funniest thing you ever said -the person who liked you the most, and the person that hated you the most -what songs you listened to the most -what moment you were the happiest

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ive always wanted to know when i was most happiest

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could check which songs you have listen to the most if you listen to music on Windows Media Player or Itunes. It is still limited to songs listened to on the computer, but still it will give you an estimation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Plus, you would kind of be cheated by all those overplayed mainstream songs..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many steps you took

by Anonymous 13 years ago

better yet have a kid and when they learn to walk attach a pedometer somewhere on them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for the part where you're dead and wont be able to see any of the statistics........

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, you see, it doesn't work like that. What actually happens is as soon as you die, you're reborn in another body. Jesus then goes and takes the statistics to the parents and they save it until you turn 18. Upon that date, the give it to you, and you get to find out all the information in your past life, thus gaining more knowledge than you would acquire in a single life, building more and more knowedge forever. And that, LeeOwl, is why grown-ups are so smart. And this makes me wonder how many people I've insulted over the internet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you trying to get people pissed off at you? He was saying it would be cool if it happened, although I do believe in life after death. Y u no understand?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me do understand, aaand no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Am I the only one who recognizes this from Robot Chicken? Maybe because I'm the only person that actually watches Robot Chicken...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't watch it =/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's actually the only episode I've watched.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remembered that episode.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Personally, I'd like to know... 1. Exactly how many atoms have made up my body my entire life 2. How many times my actions have indirectly saved/improved someone's life (butterfly effect and all that) 3. When my first dream was and/or its contents But that's just me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read this and I thought you said "How many buttons I've pushed," which could actually be kind of interesting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd want to know how much money I spent on clothes, food, etc, and the things I did that could've majorly impacted something else, as well as knowing how many people cried when I died.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would NOT want to know how much I spent on food and clothes wary

. The latter would be good to know though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just want to know how many times I touched my doorknob.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not your other knob?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the percentage of time we were right. oh wait we can do that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

alright fine. we all make our stupid jokes now & then

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or physical stuff like, how much food you've eaten, how much water you drank, etc

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd like to find out how many "illegal" things I've done.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've done 9 different illegal things but I'm not sure exactly how many times I've done each. . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Vandalism stealing underage drinking riding a bike on the sidewalk(apparently that's illegal) marijuana related I'm forgetting the rest

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh sometimes I chew gum in class :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd like to go back and see myself when I was born, and myself when I was little -The food I ate the most -How many times I cried -My favorite moment -My most listened to song -And how many people's lives I've impacted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How much time you spend on the crapper, or how many books you've read, movies seen, etc. Oh and how many people worshiped you too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who was the saddest when i died maybe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How much money you've spent on food..how many texts sent

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't want to see the number of texts I've sent... I'm pretty sure it's in the millions somewhere

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1260567 (candito): You can check your phone bill to see that. It might take awhile to add up all the months but it's possible. Btw my record is 55k in one month.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

impressive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine was somewhere up there too, and that was before I had unlimited texting so my mom made me pay for the bill. I was like

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I don't feel like doing all of that :P and good lord, 55k?! I think my record is somewhere in the 7,000s... :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I average about 2,000 now, I was just really really bored that summer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I routinely get in the 5,000-7,000 range... It depends on the time of the year. I text too much :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You make me feel so unpopular.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The person you hated the most The day you were happiest The person who was totally in love with you How many "OH MY GOD SHE IS SOOOOO HOT"s I've gotten How many times I've said to myself "get out of the way!" And how many gallons of pee I've peed But you know... thats just me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or what person hated me the most

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would anyone even say no to this??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because they disagreed?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because sometimes ignorance is bliss, maybe they didn't want to know hoe many people hated them, how many times they cried, etc.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THAT makes sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sarcasm?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh no haha sorry it actually does.. Kinda looks like sarcasm though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How long was my longest piss.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or how many times you died..... oh wait.....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it'd be awesome to watch all of your dreams again and then find out the meaning behind all of them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many times you've had an open wound and not bandaged it, tsk tsk!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How much you've jizzed, in litres.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how many days you spent watching useless videos on YouTube haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't know about polarthebear, but I highly doubt my video of beating the crap out of a leaf qualifies as useless...*posts link for more shameless self promotion* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUAqViWSQbI

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha yah I agree those aren't useless.. but yesterday after a few hours on YouTube.. I found myself watching a video about internet safety.. haha the video was basically about a 10 year old who gave a pedo her address talk about random

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha I must say that was pretty useless but it entertained me for 2 mins :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fair enough...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha that was hilarious, I'm not even kidding.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My little sister's reaction to "my jeans" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSvAV4COuwg *shameless self promotion*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha I must say.. this comment got to watching even more random videos haha :) but I enjoyed them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone is promoting themselves without shame, so here's a video about me! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxA0QVGVEJw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What percentage of math that you've learned in school and actually applied in real life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The amount of time you spent procrastinating. How much time you've wasted on this site. The stupidest thing you've done. I did this thing on facebook once and it told you the top 10 words that you said the most in your statuses. I think it would be cool if they did that only the top 10 words you've used the most in your life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those first two would be pretty much the same for me. Also, that last one would be mundane words like "the" and "and".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or how many grains of rice you ate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It'd only be significant if you were an avid rice eater or Asian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not necessarily. I'm not asain but I know i've eaten a lot of rice in my lifetime so far.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a good thing you're not asain, because I was referring to people who are Asian.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You said it would only be significant if you were an avid rice eater OR asian. And it is significant for me but I am NOT Asian. Are you really that stupid?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are YOU really that stupid? You misspelled Asian, so I made it into a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I accidentally swapped the i and the a. Man I'm so illiterate. Seriously? I'm on my phone cut me some slack troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never said you were illiterate and I'm not a troll. Way to take things too seriously, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool story

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is, isn't it? We're on the chapter where I leave this conversation. Bye.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're still here? I already left. Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How many times I've brushed my teeth/taken a shower/ how many times I've thrown a piece of artwork away, how many times I've eaten at Taco bell, the number of tacos I've eaten in my life, how many times I've flipped a lightswitch, how many hours I've spent at school, the number of friends I've had, how many hours I've spent sleeping, and etc.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or how many time you made somebody smile :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or how many times someone had a crush on you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or how many times you said lol in a text or on chat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And how many times you actually meant it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd like to know how many times I've blinked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HECK NO. We are not just a statistic. Looking at the statistics of our life would take away everything that means anything to us- as humans. As living human beings, and I can't stress that enough. There is nothing more depressing than seeing your life as a series of numbers. Let it be. We see enough of that already. Stop.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wouldn't take away anything. LOL. If anything, it'd give us even more knowledge about ourselves and the things we've accomplished throughout our lives.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seems as though somebody took this a little too seriously..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think of this so much :P but also if you can see your most painfull fall in slow motion or something like that :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd really want to know how many people I made eye-contact with.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The average of every test you have taken your whole life. BTW, this is an insightful and great POTD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The average of every test you have taken your whole life. BTW, this is an insightful and great POTD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The number of people you ever spoke to, and how many of them you kept contact with.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And how many times you've done something awesome when there's no one around to see it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-How many times you swore -How many dreams you had -How many times you made a post or comment under "Anonymous" -How many times you cried over something stupid -How many books you read -How many good grades you got -How many times you facepalmed ^^I'm sure there's more interesting statistics to see, but the above is just what I'd want to see.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now I'm sad that I wont get to see these statistics when I die :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago