Or how many times I've wanked...
posts as anonymous
It's over nine THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
sadly, that number is about right.
Thats once a day for 25 years
well in that case 3 times a day since the age 9 or so ;)
Hey, man, that's only sad if it's an addiction that you can't control. Outside of that, as long as it don't interfere with your everyday life, feel free spank away. Anyone who looks down on you for it is a sexually repressed, dogmatic ass that I'd rather not associate with anyway.
How many people glanced at you in your lifetime.
Yeah. Or maybe how many regrets you had...or different people's real opinions about you.
My sisters believe that after you die, you hear everything someone has said about you. That's their excuse for yelling at people when they're driving even if the other person can't hear them.
I believe that when you die you can view your own life through the perspective of others.
How many boners I've caused.
Or how many boners you've stopped.
how many boners i've gotten
Well you're 14 so I'm guessing you've had maybe 3 so far, and they were over Spongebob.
You're such an idiot.
I love that shit, even if it isn't specific to me.
So far I know the average person spends 2 weeks total waiting at stoplights in their life.
in new york its probably a f*cking month. god i hate stoplights
And in DC 5 months
In LA? Freaking eternity.
been to DC before for a school trip. not bad, but ALOT of coach buses clogging up the roads
Well I lived here for over 14 years and believe me the traffic is horrible. Ive been a lot of places but DC has the worst traffic out of all of them
DC traffic sucks, but LA is by FAR the worst.
yea it was pretty bad. atleast you have pretty cherry blossom trees to look at. we just have those smelly green flowered ones. idk what that has to do with anything. uh... bye
have you been to Boston?
Yup, doesnt even compare to DC on a monday
What part of Boston
In my rural town where I pass ten thousand barns on my 30 minute drive to get to school in the next closest city with civilization? A couple of seconds.
I think about this all the time. It would be cool to see all your "life records":
-what day you said the most / least words
-Longest time without sleeping/eating
-the most you ever ate in one meal
-the funniest thing you ever said
-the person who liked you the most, and the person that hated you the most
-what songs you listened to the most
-what moment you were the happiest
Ive always wanted to know when i was most happiest
that comment actually made me blush hahahaha
You could check which songs you have listen to the most if you listen to music on Windows Media Player or Itunes. It is still limited to songs listened to on the computer, but still it will give you an estimation.
Plus, you would kind of be cheated by all those overplayed mainstream songs..
How many farts you blamed on someone else.
How many farts others blamed on you, and how many actually WERE the dog.
Personally, I'd like to know...
1. Exactly how many atoms have made up my body my entire life
2. How many times my actions have indirectly saved/improved someone's life (butterfly effect and all that)
3. When my first dream was and/or its contents
But that's just me
I read this and I thought you said "How many buttons I've pushed," which could actually be kind of interesting.
I think it'd be awesome to watch all of your dreams again and then find out the meaning behind all of them.
How many times I checked out some guy's butt.
Or how many times some girl has checked out my butt.
Isn't there even any point keeping track of an event so scarce as that?
I keed, I keed.
i wish i had an ass... oh well!
Pshh, I wish I didn't.
but everyone else has one.... stupid eating disorder- i hav no boobies either
1) if you're serious about the eating disorder, eat some food and you'll put on some boobs :D
2) I have a huge ass and have been laughed at because of it since I was a kid. /insert sob story here/ AND I WAS NEVER THE SAME (cry2)
Yeah, no, but it sucks.
I second the ED bit. Get some help!
Also, I can empathize in some ways, my boobs have always been a topic of interest, guy are jerks about it :( But, the odd combination of huge boobs and a small butt has left me NEVER THE SAME.
bitchplz that's a good thing. I wish I had no ass.
Ugh, I wish I had no boobs... They get in the way so much... I wish I had a bigger butt. Actually, I wish I could just evenly distribute the mass from my boobs to my butt so they're both average in size lol.
I really hate when people complain about their boobs.
And I don't know anyone who wants a bigger butt.
Yeah, trying to find a sports bra that even slows them down is a challenge.
My mom bought a treadmill. It's in the basement lol. Best place to workout :)
Yeah, the basement is mine for the summer. When I'm back at shook it's back to the public gym :( I'll just have to be buff by then so I don't care lol.
Hahaha yes, sorry. It's my first iTouch. School*
At least boobs are attractive. I'd rather have boobs over a butt any day. A big butt just makes you look fat, and gives you gross legs. Plus, according to my friends I already dress like a slut. I just think that I'd be stubborn enough to find a way to make it work for me, but it's not like I want some huge boobs, I'd just rather ones that are legitimately (to butcher the word's meaning) there.
Don't forget the swimsuit issue, finding tops that actually give you support...
Well, if you had huge boobs you'd understand? I want a bigger butt :(
Great, post of the day. inb4 creepers comment on my saying I had a big bu--too late.
Having a big butt isn't fun. I like how people vote down me saying that I don't want my butt. You can tell they have no butts. Misinformed, jealous people.
I didn't vote you down. :) I do wish I had more of a butt though, perhaps the stairmaster will help?
Lol, I'll give you mine.
I don't care if some perv likes my butt, I'm not going to be in a relationship that revolves around my butt lol. Plus, I care more about the fact that I don't like it than if anyone else does.
OK I GET THAT YOU GET WHAT I MEAN. Gosh. baha
It's koo', mine does that as well.
Gahhh...I have a HUGE ass too and I hate it when skinny girls get mad when I complain about it...it's really hard to find cute clothes that look good and fit right. I love skinny jeans but my legs are a size 1 and my butt is a size 5.
THANK YOU. I honestly don't know why skinny girls get mad about complaining about this... I'd give anything to have a cute frikn tiny ass rather than this. :| Nothing ever looks or fits how it should. The upper half of me is fine, but if you saw just the lower half you'd think I was some lazy fatso probably.
...girls do that? :O
becomes self conscious of ass
Don't worry, cute asses are very rare. It's just a matter of making sure it's not COMPLETELY hideous.
I don't even know what a hideous ass looks like (besides from it being too big)
It's just....I don't know...it's an intuitive thing I guess. A lot fo the time it depends on what jeans they're wearing.
looks pretty good from right here.
I thought it was only guys who did that :/
How many guys have checked out you.
I know this thread is old, but as a girl, I've checked out guys' butts before.
Plenty of times...
And your K/D ratio
Mine's amazing. I even go out with a headshot on myself
In COD or real life?
Read his name
the percentage of time we were right.
oh wait we can do that!
alright fine. we all make our stupid jokes now & then
That one was kind of funny. I smiled a bit...
How many lives you touched.
Or how many kid's I'VE touched!
Leave the kid touching to me
(Bad ass Pedobear): Fucking low life
I just barfed.
or how many tests you didn't study for and still did well on, and how many hours you spent on the internet or playing sports.
I don't think I'd want to know how many hours I spent on the internet. It'd be kind of depressing.
I always think this! When you were happiest, when you were in the most pain, when you were most angry, scared etc
Then there needs to be a way for immortals to check their statistics.
who was the saddest when i died maybe.
I'd want to know all of that, plus everything anyone has ever said about me and when.
I'd want to know how much money I spent on clothes, food, etc, and the things I did that could've majorly impacted something else, as well as knowing how many people cried when I died.
I would NOT want to know how much I spent on food and clothes . The latter would be good to know though.
What percentage of math that you've learned in school and actually applied in real life.
I'd like to find out how many "illegal" things I've done.
I've done 9 different illegal things but I'm not sure exactly how many times I've done each. . .
riding a bike on the sidewalk(apparently that's illegal)
I'm forgetting the rest
Oh sometimes I chew gum in class :/
wowo u so cool, i totes want a babe like you.
I'm not trying to sound cool I was saying the opposite because I've done so few illegal things that I can remember them all
that would be awesome but kind of long but still awesome because it might take some time to die and go to heaven or where ever your religion takes you
Lol where you go depends on where you believe you'll go?
I don't like offending people's religion
This isn't offensive. It's impossible for all religions to be true, and even people in the religions believe so. Maybe you meant that it would take a while to die, or to go wherever you believe [by your religion] you'll go.
I'm not saying anything against religion in either this or the previous comment. I'm saying that merely believing that X will happen does not mean X will happen to you and all who believe in it, and therefore atheists won't just die, Christians won't just go to heaven/hell and Hindus won't just reincarnate; everyone will face the exact same truth that happens, whichever one of those that is.
How do you know? Have you died? Things that we wouldn't believe on Earth could possibly happen after death (like everyone going where they believe they will go). There is no way to tell and that's why there are so many different beliefs.
Well for one, thinking of something does not do anything whatsoever to or about that one thing. Believing something is just a certain arrangement of chemicals in your brain, and something that small couldn't possible affect something so great as your entire death. Besides, each religion is believing things like "Everyone who believes [and behaves well] in this religion is going to __ place, and everyone who doesn't, or doesn't behave well is going to __." So would that mean everyone would go to the better place, and no one would go to the hell of their religion because in some other possible religion in the world they were a good person? This way EVERYONE would be good! And if someone hadn't even known of death and believed they'd live forever what would happen? There are just too many flaws in this theory for it to work.
Sure, any one religion could be true, but all religions being true is just impossible.
That would be pretty cool if that's how it actually went down; if all the religons where right and you went where ever you believed you were going after death. Then we'd all feel pretty silly for fighting about it this whole time.
I just want to know how many times I touched my doorknob.
not your other knob?
How much time you spend on the crapper, or how many books you've read, movies seen, etc. Oh and how many people worshiped you too.
or physical stuff like, how much food you've eaten, how much water you drank, etc
The person you hated the most
The day you were happiest
The person who was totally in love with you
How many "OH MY GOD SHE IS SOOOOO HOT"s I've gotten
How many times I've said to myself "get out of the way!"
And how many gallons of pee I've peed
But you know... thats just me.
or what person hated me the most
Yup. Interesting story actually...
How long was my longest piss.
How many steps you took
better yet have a kid and when they learn to walk attach a pedometer somewhere on them
The amount of time you spent procrastinating.
How much time you've wasted on this site.
The stupidest thing you've done.
I did this thing on facebook once and it told you the top 10 words that you said the most in your statuses. I think it would be cool if they did that only the top 10 words you've used the most in your life.
Those first two would be pretty much the same for me. Also, that last one would be mundane words like "the" and "and".
I'd like to go back and see myself when I was born, and myself when I was little
-The food I ate the most
-How many times I cried
-My favorite moment
-My most listened to song
-And how many people's lives I've impacted.
how many days you spent watching useless videos on YouTube haha
Shameless self promotion.
My little sister's reaction to "my jeans"
shameless self promotion
Everyone is promoting themselves without shame, so here's a video about me!
haha I must say.. this comment got to watching even more random videos haha :) but I enjoyed them
i don't know about polarthebear, but I highly doubt my video of beating the crap out of a leaf qualifies as useless...posts link for more shameless self promotion
haha yah I agree those aren't useless.. but yesterday after a few hours on YouTube.. I found myself watching a video about internet safety.. haha the video was basically about a 10 year old who gave a pedo her address talk about random
haha I must say that was pretty useless but it entertained me for 2 mins :)
Hahaha that was hilarious,
I'm not even kidding.
OMG IT'S HITLER? I THOUGHT YOU KILLED YOURSELF!!!?!
link doesnt work for me
or how many times someone had a crush on you
How much money you've spent on food..how many texts sent
I wouldn't want to see the number of texts I've sent... I'm pretty sure it's in the millions somewhere
@1260567 (candito): You can check your phone bill to see that. It might take awhile to add up all the months but it's possible. Btw my record is 55k in one month.
(Chromana):It was one July and I was literally texting 6/7 people nonstop all day. I do not lie. Plus that's counting the received messages also.
Mine was somewhere up there too, and that was before I had unlimited texting so my mom made me pay for the bill. I was like
Yeah, I don't feel like doing all of that :P and good lord, 55k?! I think my record is somewhere in the 7,000s... :P
I average about 2,000 now, I was just really really bored that summer.
I routinely get in the 5,000-7,000 range... It depends on the time of the year. I text too much :/
You make me feel so unpopular.
He made a new account. http://www.amirite.net/user/Saudi80
Right. I re-read it. But seriously, that guy needs to get a life. Also, he's getting to buy himself a POTD, possibly.
How many times you've had an open wound and not bandaged it, tsk tsk!
or how many times you died......
I like how someone posted the same thing and got -6.. and you got +7. :)
well it's because I'm Jesus and he's not...
I'd like to know how many times I've blinked.
is commenting twice your "thing"?
How many times I've brushed my teeth/taken a shower/ how many times I've thrown a piece of artwork away, how many times I've eaten at Taco bell, the number of tacos I've eaten in my life, how many times I've flipped a lightswitch, how many hours I've spent at school, the number of friends I've had, how many hours I've spent sleeping, and etc.
or how many time you made somebody smile :)
I'd really want to know how many people I made eye-contact with.
I think of this so much :P
but also if you can see your most painfull fall in slow motion or something like that :)
or how many times you said lol in a text or on chat
And how many times you actually meant it.
Or how many grains of rice you ate.
It'd only be significant if you were an avid rice eater or Asian.
Not necessarily. I'm not asain but I know i've eaten a lot of rice in my lifetime so far.
It's a good thing you're not asain, because I was referring to people who are Asian.
You said it would only be significant if you were an avid rice eater OR asian. And it is significant for me but I am NOT Asian. Are you really that stupid?
Are YOU really that stupid? You misspelled Asian, so I made it into a joke.
I accidentally swapped the i and the a. Man I'm so illiterate. Seriously? I'm on my phone cut me some slack troll.
I never said you were illiterate and I'm not a troll. Way to take things too seriously, though.
It is, isn't it? We're on the chapter where I leave this conversation. Bye.
You're still here? I already left. Lol
The average of every test you have taken your whole life. BTW, this is an insightful and great POTD
Thank you =)
How much you've jizzed, in litres.
The number of people you ever spoke to, and how many of them you kept contact with.
And how many times you've done something awesome when there's no one around to see it.
Now I'm sad that I wont get to see these statistics when I die :(
-How many times you swore
-How many dreams you had
-How many times you made a post or comment under "Anonymous"
-How many times you cried over something stupid
-How many books you read
-How many good grades you got
-How many times you facepalmed
^I'm sure there's more interesting statistics to see, but the above is just what I'd want to see.
Why would anyone even say no to this??
Because they disagreed?
because sometimes ignorance is bliss, maybe they didn't want to know hoe many people hated them, how many times they cried, etc.
THAT makes sense.
Oh no haha sorry it actually does.. Kinda looks like sarcasm though
Or how many times you died..... oh wait.....
Am I the only one who recognizes this from Robot Chicken? Maybe because I'm the only person that actually watches Robot Chicken...
I don't watch it =/
That's actually the only episode I've watched.
I remembered that episode.
Shut up and get back in the kitchen. Skank.
We are not just a statistic. Looking at the statistics of our life would take away everything that means anything to us- as humans. As living human beings, and I can't stress that enough. There is nothing more depressing than seeing your life as a series of numbers. Let it be. We see enough of that already. Stop.
lol, says polarthebear. Hypocrisy at its best.
It wouldn't take away anything. LOL. If anything, it'd give us even more knowledge about ourselves and the things we've accomplished throughout our lives.
Seems as though somebody took this a little too seriously..
Except for the part where you're dead and wont be able to see any of the statistics........
No, you see, it doesn't work like that. What actually happens is as soon as you die, you're reborn in another body. Jesus then goes and takes the statistics to the parents and they save it until you turn 18. Upon that date, the give it to you, and you get to find out all the information in your past life, thus gaining more knowledge than you would acquire in a single life, building more and more knowedge forever.
And that, LeeOwl, is why grown-ups are so smart.
And this makes me wonder how many people I've insulted over the internet.
Are you trying to get people pissed off at you? He was saying it would be cool if it happened, although I do believe in life after death. Y u no understand?
Me do understand, aaand no.