+339 Male platypuses have a poison that can kill small animals and harm humans... so why the heck would Phineas' and Ferb's parents let them have a pet one, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ahem. I believe the plural of "platypus" is "platypeople".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pus is an offensive and demeaning term. Please refer to them as platyvaginas from now on.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dogs can harm people and kill small animals

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yeah but dogs dont have a poisonous barb.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you know dogs kill more people each year than sharks?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And I bet you didn't know that dogs kill more people each year than platypi.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow I did not!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because it's a TV show.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless... Unless... Perry is female! This is Samus all over again!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Because it is a duck mixed with a beaver. The level of awesomeness is incomprehensible. Just on that I'd love to have one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The can easily remove the barbs. But still...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a cartoon.. Don't think too seriously about it..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's a platypus. They don't do much.

by Anonymous 12 years ago