Guys: you love it when you put a load in the dishwasher and she swallows, amirite?

..but why?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

because the clothing washer was busy.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

good one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you did there.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This is the first post today to make me laugh out loud. Kudos to you my sir!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Can someone explain this? I feel dumb for not getting it...sorry.. :[

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When you're older, yes.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there's a well known robot in China that washes your dishes, but is known to malfunction and actually eat/digest the dishes. guys like this because it means less time wasted on chores and more time to hike Asia on the trail Alexander the Great took conquering people LIKE A BOSS

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sorry I didn't read that, I assume you were trying to be funny but I guess I'd have to read to find out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tell that to his +55 score. oh yeah and the joke was the OP is calling a women a dishwasher because they belong in the kitchen -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Was the face necessary?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes of course

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well duh, he's smart cause he explained it to you. -_- = Chinese face. troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to not give recognition to the other Asian nationalities and to sleeping people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sleeping people don't care, because they're asleep, and when they wake up to see it, they don't care because they aren't asleep. And //all// Asaians are Chinese. No exceptions. troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, -_- = People from Afghanistan People from Armenia People from Azerbaijan People from Bahrain People from Bangladesh People from Bhutan People from British Indian Ocean Territory People from Brunei People from Cambodia People from China People from Christmas Island People from Cocos Islands People from Georgia People from Hong Kong People from India People from Indonesia People from Iran People from Iraq People from Israel People from Japan People from Jordan People from Kazakhstan People from Kuwait People from Kyrgyzstan People from Laos People from Lebanon People from Macao People from Malaysia People from Maldives People from Mongolia People from Myanmar People from Nepal People from North Korea People from Oman People from Pakistan People from Palestinian Territory People from Philippines People from Qatar People from Saudi Arabia People from Singapore People from South Korea People from Sri Lanka People from Syria People from Taiwan People from Tajikistan People from Thailand People from Turkey People from Turkmenistan People from United Arab Emirates People from Uzbekistan People from Vietnam People from Yemen And sleeping people. Better, Dennis?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could have just said -_- = Asian people and sleeping people

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Asian. We overdo things. I WANT AN 'A+' ANTHONY.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot Russia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did remember Russia, but; politically Russia falls into Europe in Atlases and such. Yet, because Moscow, the capital, is in Asia, It //belongs// to Asia. These countries are those that are politically correct, in terms of Atlas placement.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's more Russia in Asia, though. Also, why can't we call Barack Obama Asian if he was born in Asia?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you're saying, but it's all in terms of classification. I won't say you're wrong, but neither am I, in perspective. Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961. Hawaii became a state in 1959, so everyone born there after 1959 was classified as an American Citizen, thus, Obama is actually American.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Moscow is not in Asia...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're right. A few of my sources said Asia. Thanks for the correction, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

georgia???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, Georgia is a country.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i probably should have stated that i was wondering where the fuck it was and not just that it was a country, oh well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/57416

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel special when someone mentions Bahrain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So the permanent record wasn't lying.. I am Asian -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*woman*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Alexander the Great killing his best friend in a drunken fist fight...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this made me chortle.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'll make you chortle.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I really can't take anyone seriously who says "chortle". (despite me having said it previously)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hypocrite.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When did I say anybody ever takes me seriously? Dayyum I'm so loved that my comment's score is RED! goo

Just like hearts! :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Reminded me of Natalie Tran.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Upside down that is Mom

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually upside down that is moM

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the m isn't as pointy as the lowercase w.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Depends on how the w is written.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and backwards that is mom

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spelled incorrectly it's Penis

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mom was upside down last night. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would a girl swallow dishes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wasn't dishes. I'll let Wikipedia do the rest: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, there's a wikipedia article for everything.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

//Everything//? I bet they don't have an article on something as vulgar as, say, titty-fucking. Oh wait. They do. They even have an audio clip of a man named Simon explaining it in a delightful British accent. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/File:Paizuri.ogg Well played, Wikipedia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I now know way more about semen than I feel I ever should.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Women are a mystery

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-Stephen Hawking

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD material.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This will never be POTD, especially not on like, the 11th of January.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, Favvkes won't post pictures of cats on it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BUT YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you from the Futer?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/568328/1174128 http://ctrlv.in/57224

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it weird that I always refer to my dishwasher as a male?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...because she was afraid you didn't put in enough detergent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well done sir! At first glance, it seemed like you were making a joke that seemed like a sex joke which was actually a clever pun. However, at second glance, it turns out that you really were making a sex joke and a sexist joke AT THE SAME TIME! You are a true genius.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-W_In00Tpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Beavis and Butthead is fucking legit, **amirite?**

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I posted it for you, OP. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like to put my load in the garbage disposal

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/57226

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The amount of win from this pun... Holy crap.. I'll just let my friend Charlie say the rest. http://ctrlv.in/57264

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would much prefer the grinder...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because the best way to be sexist is to "be joking", because if anyone minds then "you're just joking, what's the big deal?".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We all have such sick, beautiful minds. Oh, and I'm really waiting for the favourites to get to 69.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't care how sexist this is. I love it >.<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I feel like we've gone a bit off topic this whole convo tbh

by Anonymous 13 years ago