How do you turn a dishwasher into a lawnmower? Give her a lawnmower.
I see what you did there.
Well done sir! At first glance, it seemed like you were making a joke that seemed like a sex joke which was actually a clever pun. However, at second glance, it turns out that you really were making a sex joke and a sexist joke AT THE SAME TIME! You are a true genius.
This is the first post today to make me laugh out loud. Kudos to you my sir!
I'm ashamed if I'm right, but is this because the name is A. and you're referencing Pretty Little Liars?
this made me chortle.
I'll make you chortle.
With nice expensive car
I really can't take anyone seriously who says "chortle". (despite me having said it previously)
When did I say anybody ever takes me seriously?
Dayyum I'm so loved that my comment's score is RED! Just like hearts! :D
Reminded me of Natalie Tran.
i'm not sexist because sexism is wrong. and being wrong is for women.
it was a joke dude, one which i told my girlfriend and she thought it was hilarious after she stopped hitting me with her shoe -_-
This made me laugh a lot- well done, my friend!
(not being sarcastic, totally serious.)
The amount of win from this pun... Holy crap.. I'll just let my friend Charlie say the rest. http://ctrlv.in/57264
Is it weird that I always refer to my dishwasher as a male?
You might be a homosexual.
Upside down that is Mom
actually upside down that is moM
And the m isn't as pointy as the lowercase w.
Depends on how the w is written.
and backwards that is mom
Spelled incorrectly it's Penis
Your mom was upside down last night. ;)
I like to put my load in the garbage disposal
This will never be POTD, especially not on like, the 11th of January.
Also, Favvkes won't post pictures of cats on it.
BUT YOU CAN'T STOP ME!
Do you loves it?
That only works for for nuclear bombs, I'm pretty sure if an asteroid crashed towards Earth, it will be crushed and die a horrible death.
I believe you meant meteorite.
Are you from the Futer?
I would much prefer the grinder...
Yeah I feel like we've gone a bit off topic this whole convo tbh
...because she was afraid you didn't put in enough detergent.
We all have such sick, beautiful minds. Oh, and I'm really waiting for the favourites to get to 69.
I don't care how sexist this is. I love it >.<
Beavis and Butthead is fucking legit, amirite?
I posted it for you, OP. :D
Because the best way to be sexist is to "be joking", because if anyone minds then "you're just joking, what's the big deal?".
You retarded bro?
No, are you?
because the clothing washer was busy.
Why would a girl swallow dishes?
It wasn't dishes.
I'll let Wikipedia do the rest:
Wow, there's a wikipedia article for everything....
Everything? I bet they don't have an article on something as vulgar as, say, titty-fucking.
Oh wait. They do. They even have an audio clip of a man named Simon explaining it in a delightful British accent.
Well played, Wikipedia.
I now know way more about semen than I feel I ever should.
Women are a mystery
Can someone explain this? I feel dumb for not getting it...sorry.. :[
there's a well known robot in China that washes your dishes, but is known to malfunction and actually eat/digest the dishes. guys like this because it means less time wasted on chores and more time to hike Asia on the trail Alexander the Great took conquering people LIKE A BOSS
And Alexander the Great killing his best friend in a drunken fist fight...
Sorry I didn't read that, I assume you were trying to be funny but I guess I'd have to read to find out.
tell that to his +55 score.
oh yeah and the joke was the OP is calling a women a dishwasher because they belong in the kitchen -_-
Was the face necessary?
yes of course
Well duh, he's smart cause he explained it to you. -_- = Chinese face.
Way to not give recognition to the other Asian nationalities and to sleeping people.
People from Afghanistan
People from Armenia
People from Azerbaijan
People from Bahrain
People from Bangladesh
People from Bhutan
People from British Indian Ocean Territory
People from Brunei
People from Cambodia
People from China
People from Christmas Island
People from Cocos Islands
People from Georgia
People from Hong Kong
People from India
People from Indonesia
People from Iran
People from Iraq
People from Israel
People from Japan
People from Jordan
People from Kazakhstan
People from Kuwait
People from Kyrgyzstan
People from Laos
People from Lebanon
People from Macao
People from Malaysia
People from Maldives
People from Mongolia
People from Myanmar
People from Nepal
People from North Korea
People from Oman
People from Pakistan
People from Palestinian Territory
People from Philippines
People from Qatar
People from Saudi Arabia
People from Singapore
People from South Korea
People from Sri Lanka
People from Syria
People from Taiwan
People from Tajikistan
People from Thailand
People from Turkey
People from Turkmenistan
People from United Arab Emirates
People from Uzbekistan
People from Vietnam
People from Yemen
And sleeping people.
You could have just said -_- = Asian people and sleeping people
I'm Asian. We overdo things. I WANT AN 'A+' ANTHONY.
You forgot Russia.
I did remember Russia, but; politically Russia falls into Europe in Atlases and such. Yet, because Moscow, the capital, is in Asia, It belongs to Asia. These countries are those that are politically correct, in terms of Atlas placement.
There's more Russia in Asia, though. Also, why can't we call Barack Obama Asian if he was born in Asia?
I see what you're saying, but it's all in terms of classification. I won't say you're wrong, but neither am I, in perspective. Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961. Hawaii became a state in 1959, so everyone born there after 1959 was classified as an American Citizen, thus, Obama is actually American.
Moscow is not in Asia...
You're right. A few of my sources said Asia. Thanks for the correction, though.
I feel special when someone mentions Bahrain.
Pfft. You're not even really Bahraini.
It's ok. We can still be friends.
Nope. You've hurt me too much, 7abibti.
Noo! We're supposed to be best friends! We were gonna get matching abayas. :(
So the permanent record wasn't lying.. I am Asian -_-
Yes, Georgia is a country.
i probably should have stated that i was wondering where the fuck it was and not just that it was a country, oh well.
Sleeping people don't care, because they're asleep, and when they wake up to see it, they don't care because they aren't asleep.
And all Asaians are Chinese. No exceptions.
When you're older, yes.