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Guys: you love it when you put a load in the dishwasher and she swallows, amirite?

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a lawnmower? Give her a lawnmower.

Whackas avatar Whacka Yeah You Are +65Reply

I see what you did there.

Well done sir! At first glance, it seemed like you were making a joke that seemed like a sex joke which was actually a clever pun. However, at second glance, it turns out that you really were making a sex joke and a sexist joke AT THE SAME TIME! You are a true genius.

This is the first post today to make me laugh out loud. Kudos to you my sir!

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@1607998

I'm ashamed if I'm right, but is this because the name is A. and you're referencing Pretty Little Liars?

this made me chortle.

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@1222080

With nice expensive car

Anonymous +10Reply
@I'll make you chortle.

I really can't take anyone seriously who says "chortle". (despite me having said it previously)

@Hypocrite.

When did I say anybody ever takes me seriously?

Dayyum I'm so loved that my comment's score is RED! goo smilie Just like hearts! :D

Hahahahaha. Sexism.

Ridges avatar Ridge Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Ridge Hahahahaha. Sexism.

i'm not sexist because sexism is wrong. and being wrong is for women.

Cgymnast7s avatar Cgymnast7 Yeah You Are +82Reply
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@1608055

it was a joke dude, one which i told my girlfriend and she thought it was hilarious after she stopped hitting me with her shoe -_-

Cgymnast7s avatar Cgymnast7 Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/57226

The amount of win from this pun... Holy crap.. I'll just let my friend Charlie say the rest. http://ctrlv.in/57264

Is it weird that I always refer to my dishwasher as a male?

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +9Reply

Wow...

@Invisible Wow...

Upside down that is Mom

Anonymous +65Reply
@Upside down that is Mom

actually upside down that is moM

DaAce96s avatar DaAce96 Yeah You Are +31Reply
@DaAce96 actually upside down that is moM

And the m isn't as pointy as the lowercase w.

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eldoritos avatar eldorito Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Upside down that is Mom

and backwards that is mom

@Upside down that is Mom

Your mom was upside down last night. ;)

I like to put my load in the garbage disposal

POTD material.

Emperorerrors avatar Emperorerror Yeah You Are +1Reply
@Emperorerror POTD material.

This will never be POTD, especially not on like, the 11th of January.

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@1608013

Do you loves it?

Anonymous +2Reply
@1608013

That only works for for nuclear bombs, I'm pretty sure if an asteroid crashed towards Earth, it will be crushed and die a horrible death.

@1608002

I believe you meant meteorite.

I would much prefer the grinder...

Yeah I feel like we've gone a bit off topic this whole convo tbh

JamesDs avatar JamesD Yeah You Are +1Reply

...because she was afraid you didn't put in enough detergent. d smilie

We all have such sick, beautiful minds. Oh, and I'm really waiting for the favourites to get to 69.

griffs28s avatar griffs28 Yeah You Are 0Reply

I don't care how sexist this is. I love it >.<

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StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are -2Reply
@StickCaveman

Beavis and Butthead is fucking legit, amirite?

eldoritos avatar eldorito Yeah You Are +2Reply

Because the best way to be sexist is to "be joking", because if anyone minds then "you're just joking, what's the big deal?".

Why would a girl swallow dishes? un smilie

YeahIAms avatar YeahIAm Yeah You Are +34Reply
@Serg Wow, there's a wikipedia article for everything.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Jews

Everything? I bet they don't have an article on something as vulgar as, say, titty-fucking.
Oh wait. They do. They even have an audio clip of a man named Simon explaining it in a delightful British accent.
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wi...le:Paizuri.ogg
Well played, Wikipedia.

ctiscoolers avatar ctiscooler Yeah You Are +5Reply

Can someone explain this? I feel dumb for not getting it...sorry.. :[

Anonymous -24Reply
@Can someone explain this? I feel dumb for not getting it...sorry.. :[

there's a well known robot in China that washes your dishes, but is known to malfunction and actually eat/digest the dishes. guys like this because it means less time wasted on chores and more time to hike Asia on the trail Alexander the Great took conquering people LIKE A BOSS

@Ross there's a well known robot in China that washes your dishes, but is known to malfunction and actually eat/digest...

Sorry I didn't read that, I assume you were trying to be funny but I guess I'd have to read to find out.

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@Sorry I didn't read that, I assume you were trying to be funny but I guess I'd have to read to find out.

tell that to his +55 score.

oh yeah and the joke was the OP is calling a women a dishwasher because they belong in the kitchen -_-

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DaAce96s avatar DaAce96 Yeah You Are +35Reply
@Was the face necessary?

Well duh, he's smart cause he explained it to you. -_- = Chinese face.
troll smilie

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +26Reply
@Kashish Well duh, he's smart cause he explained it to you. -_- = Chinese face.

Way to not give recognition to the other Asian nationalities and to sleeping people. un smilie

@Sun Way to not give recognition to the other Asian nationalities and to sleeping people.

Sorry,
-_- =
People from Afghanistan
People from Armenia
People from Azerbaijan
People from Bahrain
People from Bangladesh
People from Bhutan
People from British Indian Ocean Territory
People from Brunei
People from Cambodia
People from China
People from Christmas Island
People from Cocos Islands
People from Georgia
People from Hong Kong
People from India
People from Indonesia
People from Iran
People from Iraq
People from Israel
People from Japan
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And sleeping people.
Better, Dennis?

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +64Reply
@eldorito You forgot Russia.

I did remember Russia, but; politically Russia falls into Europe in Atlases and such. Yet, because Moscow, the capital, is in Asia, It belongs to Asia. These countries are those that are politically correct, in terms of Atlas placement.

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Kashish I did remember Russia, but; politically Russia falls into Europe in Atlases and such. Yet, because Moscow, the...

There's more Russia in Asia, though. Also, why can't we call Barack Obama Asian if he was born in Asia?

eldoritos avatar eldorito Yeah You Are +1Reply
@eldorito There's more Russia in Asia, though. Also, why can't we call Barack Obama Asian if he was born in Asia?

I see what you're saying, but it's all in terms of classification. I won't say you're wrong, but neither am I, in perspective. Obama was born in Hawaii in 1961. Hawaii became a state in 1959, so everyone born there after 1959 was classified as an American Citizen, thus, Obama is actually American.

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Katjazz No me!

Pfft. You're not even really Bahraini.

AllyKats avatar AllyKat Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Katjazz :(

It's ok. We can still be friends.

AllyKats avatar AllyKat Yeah You Are 0Reply
@AllyKat It's ok. We can still be friends.

Nope. You've hurt me too much, 7abibti.

@Katjazz Nope. You've hurt me too much, 7abibti.

Noo! We're supposed to be best friends! We were gonna get matching abayas. :(

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@Sun Way to not give recognition to the other Asian nationalities and to sleeping people.

Sleeping people don't care, because they're asleep, and when they wake up to see it, they don't care because they aren't asleep.

And all Asaians are Chinese. No exceptions.
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