+371 The slutty gardener gave her boyfriend, herpeas, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She's nothing but dirt.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't judge her too hard guys, she's just like us...two eyes...two ears...tulips

by Anonymous 14 years ago

After he got it, he said it was thyme for them to see other people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A hoe holding a hoe... Hoe inception!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

no

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ono

by Anonymous 14 years ago

C-c-c-combo breaker!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Which lead to a shed-load of tension between them.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lettuce stop these horrible gardening puns.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Then he told her to "beet it".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

His poor peonies.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Unnecessary comma! ATTACK!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeahhh, I tend to do that for an odd reason. O.o

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No problem, I do it, too.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, really, now?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No, I am, just kiddin,g,.,

by Anonymous 14 years ago

,,,,,,,

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

Nah, let us annoy the people who favorited this. :D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

She could have spade to at least help him clean up the dirty mess, too. Nope, she just leafed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He was so angry he went to the point of violets

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They're in love and ready to be wed, but his parents told them they cantaloupe.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I favorited this just so I can come back whenever I want and read the commments.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

slutty gardener... that's an oxymoron

by Anonymous 14 years ago