Since celery takes more energy to digest than it contains, a horrible way to kill or torture someone would be to lock them in a room with only celery, amirite?

+414 Since celery takes more energy to digest than it contains, a horrible way to kill or torture someone would be to lock them in a room with only celery, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And their only beverage would be saltwater

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also, celery tastes nasty alone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have to smother those hoes with ranch dressing before they come anywhere near my mouth.

by Anonymous 12 years ago