+828 I don't understand why people are so amazed when I say that my grandfather survived Auschwitz. I mean, most German officers did, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

sick and twisted but still funny

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Didn't most Nazi officers at the concentration camps get executed at the Nuremberg Trials? Actually, I don't even care, because this made me laugh.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yus, but that would still mean he survived Auschwitz

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Only 12 people got sentenced to execution at the nuremberg trials...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Huh. I didn't know that. My Euro textbook kind of made it sound like a historically accurate Inglorious Basterds.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My great grandfather died in Auschwitz. He got drunk and fell off a guard tower.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well then he didn't "get killed."

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He never implied that he got killed. he said he died.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

S/he/you actually did say "killed" s/he/you changed it.... And using your argument, people die all the time, what would be the significance of it, when it happened? My great grandfather died during the Civil war... while living in a mansion in France. It's completely irrelevant, in that case.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's the joke...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hattrick didn't originally have "died" in Auschwitz, s/he had "got killed" s/he ended up changing it, after someone else told him/her to.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

-_-

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You could have easily said "died" instead of killed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's funny; mine died when an officer fell on him from a guard tower.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

what is auschwitz?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ok I really hope youre kidding or trolling but if not, it was one of the major german concentration camps. Its not that bad if you really dont know, I once dated a guy who didnt know who hitler was. o.O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was completely serious, ive never heard of it. Thanks:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In case it's a serious question, I'll answer you before some asshole blasts you with, "HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?" It was a terrible bakery shop, which caused a lot of tummy aches due to food poisoning, you'll find it in Germany

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good thing you told him! I was about to ask how he didn't know! After all Auschwitz is 'sandwich' in English.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Exactly

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I didnt know what it was, but after some research ive found that your statment you mad mocking me wasnt completely inaccurate. It was a form of bakery, if you know what I mean. Hahaha

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's not a coincidence, boss

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oohhhh shhiittt! burnnn....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha know what else burned?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

@1222968 (Anonymous): Are all these intentional puns or what? You could almost say it's like an epidemic....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That caught me off guard XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ahahaha <3

by Anonymous 14 years ago

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by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ho-shit man!!! The likes are at 666!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love the sound of Jack Boots!

by Anonymous 9 years ago