+440 I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would so do that!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or just be chillin' and when someone walks by say something like, "Miss, my tv screen doesn't seem to be working" or "Sir, could you get me a glass of orange juice, please?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Hi. Yeah, so the baby's crying has officially died down, but I'd still like to know what my chances are of being upgraded from coach?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fucking. Win. I particularly like your use of "died down"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

futer POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But if we want to change the futer, we have to go back to the pust! TO THE TIME MACNE!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You knos what.... I havent seen wizardmanwhatshisface around here since then...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lost.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That would be the best prank ever.

by Anonymous 12 years ago