+323 When you don't curse or are in a situation where you can't, it's nearly impossible to come up with a good synonym for 'bitch'. Anything you say just ends up sounding lame and pathetic. "She's such a.....a.....a meanie.", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I usually say "jerk", but it's not very fitting toward a girl . . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nothing really sounds right. Someone needs to come up with a polite synonym.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always seem to say "brat" but then the person just sounds like a whiny preteen

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I call everyone wieners.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I say 'witch', but that ends up sounding pretty pathetic, too >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i just use an adjective-- "she's so nasty." or say "jerk."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cotton headed ninny muggins

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I usually end up with, 'She's such a - a - NNNGGHH (insert angry sound here)'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i was in the car with my sister and dad yesterday, and was about to call my sister a fat-ass (jokingly, //of// //course//) but then my dad would yell at me for cursing, so i ended up being like "you're such a fat-a........fat.... person... for ordering a foot-long".............

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes! its like when im trying to describe my boss to people of the middle age variety

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I call people wenches.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could say she's a pathetic dunce.

by Anonymous 13 years ago