If you had a few billion dollars you'd probably be very eccentric. Like use $100 bills to light a cigar and blow your nose, or build a massive money pool like Scrooge McDuck, amirite?

-232 If you had a few billion dollars you'd probably be very eccentric. Like use $100 bills to light a cigar and blow your nose, or build a massive money pool like Scrooge McDuck, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I would at least once or twice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would travel the world... But the pool would be epic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd be eccentric in humanitarian ways, like randomly buying a car for the homeless man begging in the gutter, or tossing a few thousand dollars into a donation jar for AIDS research.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What would the homeless man do with a car? The only thing is sell it, so why not just cut out the middle man and give him money? He'd probably buy drugs with it... so just give him enough food to last him a while.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone always says that they would do stuff like that... but do they (if they get the opportunity)?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not really eccentric... that's just stupid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd probably give a waiter a 500 dollar tip if I really liked them / they were working hard, things like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically defacing money in any way (such as burning) is a federal offense. So no thanks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hire a team of lawyers that end up making Obama Personally apologize and be your butler for the day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah... c'mon everybody knows rich people are above the law.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very true. Changing my vote now

by Anonymous 13 years ago