Guys: If you started to get a bald patch, you would convert to Judaism so you could wear one of those little Jew skullcaps to hide it, amirite?

+31 Guys: If you started to get a bald patch, you would convert to Judaism so you could wear one of those little Jew skullcaps to hide it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You mean a kippah...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Yeah, that thing. I dunno why anyone would agree, if I started to go bald I'd run to the nearest synagogue.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, most Jews don't wear it outside synagogue. Unless you're Orthodox or really conservative.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I went to a Jewish school in elementary school and no one wore one at all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sucks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then... it was a Reform school?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure it was conservative, but I dokn't know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Meh, dunno. Conservatives wear kippot sometimes. This one dude I know wears a kippah on Shabbos.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

disagree*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, because then they take our foreskins.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*yarmulke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a yarmulke, not a skullcap.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yarmulke is the yittish word, kippah is the hebrew word. Jewish people tend to call it a kippah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yiddish*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or just wear a normal hat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"jewish skullcap" is probably one of the best things I've ever heard

by Anonymous 12 years ago