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I wholeheartedly agree with anyone who says that bugs are people too. If I see a person hanging around, uninvited, in my room or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe as hard as I can while screaming, 'DIE, BITCH!' Amirite?

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This post is fucking genius. Anyone else want to see this get POTD?

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I really wish I could favorite this multiple times.

wittynameheres avatar wittynamehere Yeah You Are +8Reply

The proper way to kill a bug:

1. Locate the bug
2. Hit it with a shoe repeatedly
3. Pick it up (with a napkin or something) and through it into the toilet
4. Pee on it (and if you want you can add an extra piece of poop)
5. Flush
6. Flush again

This trick hasn't failed for me once.

@DandyLion The proper way to kill a bug: 1. Locate the bug 2. Hit it with a shoe repeatedly 3. Pick it up (with a napkin or...

7. find sanitation plant where bug is flushed to
8. pour poison into water
9. pick bug up and put it on ground
10. flame thrower
11.repeat until no more bug particles can be located

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Then why didn't you YYA it?

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@1234961 (_hannah): Really? I didn't know that hiding your votes would effect the color of the comments. I thought that it just hid the list on your profile.

" or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe"

You have a shoe in your shower?

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