+1,475 I wholeheartedly agree with anyone who says that bugs are people too. If I see a person hanging around, uninvited, in my room or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe as hard as I can while screaming, 'DIE, BITCH!' Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

" or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe" You have a shoe in your shower?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Black girls have shoes everywhwere. FACT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is fucking genius. Anyone else want to see this get POTD?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really wish I could favorite this multiple times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The proper way to kill a bug: 1. Locate the bug 2. Hit it with a shoe repeatedly 3. Pick it up (with a napkin or something) and through it into the toilet 4. Pee on it (and if you want you can add an extra piece of poop) 5. Flush 6. Flush again This trick hasn't failed for me once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

eew

by Anonymous 13 years ago

7. find sanitation plant where bug is flushed to 8. pour poison into water 9. pick bug up and put it on ground 10. flame thrower 11.repeat until no more bug particles can be located

by Anonymous 13 years ago