This post is fucking genius. Anyone else want to see this get POTD?
I really wish I could favorite this multiple times.
The proper way to kill a bug:
1. Locate the bug
2. Hit it with a shoe repeatedly
3. Pick it up (with a napkin or something) and through it into the toilet
4. Pee on it (and if you want you can add an extra piece of poop)
6. Flush again
This trick hasn't failed for me once.
7. find sanitation plant where bug is flushed to
8. pour poison into water
9. pick bug up and put it on ground
10. flame thrower
11.repeat until no more bug particles can be located
Then why didn't you YYA it?
@1234961 (_hannah): Really? I didn't know that hiding your votes would effect the color of the comments. I thought that it just hid the list on your profile.
" or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe"
You have a shoe in your shower?
Black girls have shoes everywhwere. FACT.