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Also by gryffinwhore+19There are two ways to shine: you can be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it, amirite?
Also about shit and putting+239It'd be kinda weird if each of your body parts had a consciousness, like when you get your legs waxed, it would be thinking: "What's that yellow shit that bitch is putting on me? Why the hell does she need paper-OW! SHIT! SHE"S TEARING OFF MY FUCKING SKIN! WHAT THE HELL!", amirite?
Also by gryffinwhore+432I’m sick of all the shit on TV these days. To be honest, it's my fault for putting the bird cage there in the first place, amirite?
Also by gryffinwhore+179Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip, amirite?