Good thing we don't use children's song logic in other aspects of life. "We believe you're the one who murdered that family. We have DNA evidence, 17 credible eye witnesses placing you at the scene of the crime when it happened and a high definition video of you committing...

+641 Good thing we don't use children's song logic in other aspects of life. "We believe you're the one who murdered that family. We have DNA evidence, 17 credible eye witnesses placing you at the scene of the crime when it happened and a high definition video of you committing it!" "Who, me?" "Yes you!" "Couldn't be!" "Damn, looks like we got the wrong guy again. Sorry for bothering you", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL I love this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

John Wayne Gacy kidnapped raped/tortured a 17 year old and the cops questioned him about it, after he said he only had "slave sex" with him the cops let him go.

by Anonymous 13 years ago