You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?
I'm reminded of The Suite Life on Deck episode where Zach steals one of Cody's essays not realizing he wrote that he's terrified of bananas in the middle of it.
I turned in a paper that had an entire paragraph about how to properly care for Rough Green Snakes once. The paper was supposed to be about the influence of religion on the US government.
This was actually a thing a few years ago, but it wasn't about people putting it in other's essay as a prank or plagiarising - it was some thing about teachers not really reading essays, just skimming through so see if you got the main points about what you were supposed to be writing about, so you'd add a random phrase in the middle of something, to kinda "prove" the teachers weren't really reading them or something.
I had a teacher who never actually read our essays, so in the middle of one of mine I wrote, "Are you paying attention, Mr. Hunt?"
He never said anything about it. -.-
You should have been more creative with it. I would have put " Hey there Mr. Hunt. I just wanted you to know that I plan on telling Mrs. Hunt about the affair you're having. You better give Me a good reason not too, like an A or something."
I totally should of. Unfortunately there was no Mrs. Hunt though, just Colleen his Irish girlfriend. He talked about her so much I feel like he just wanted to validate her existence to himself.
I've always wanted to wright the word "the" really fancy on a big essay, and only that. Hopefully my teacher would give me an A for the sponge bob reference.
I had a teacher in 9th grade that used to always make us outline a chapter a night for homework and more often than not, my friend wouldn't do the homework, so I let her copy it. My friend would always get 100% on her homework and I would always get 50%. One day (being the smartass that I am) I decided that I would write only the titles and subtitles and for most of the other stuff, I'd write random shit, I would just write bigger to cover 2 pages instead of the usual one and a half. I got 100% on that one homework. Like, yea, great job, Mrs. Madara.
I once wrote, "A waffle is a batter- or dough-based cake cooked in a waffle iron patterned to give a distinctive and characteristic shape. There are many variations based on the type and shape of the iron and the recipe used. Waffles are eaten throughout the world, particularly in Belgium and the United States. Common toppings are strawberries, chocolate, sugar, honey, syrups, ice cream, and more. Wafer and waffle share common etymological roots. Wafre ("wafer") occurs in Middle English by 1377, adopted from Middle Low German wâfel, with the l changed to r. Modern Dutch wafel, French gaufre, and German Waffel, all meaning "waffle", share the same origin. The Dutch form, wafel, was adopted into modern American English as waffle in the 18th century. The modern waffle has its origins in the wafers—very light thin crisp cakes baked between wafer irons—of the Middle Ages." in the middle of my essay.
It was new at least twenty-four hours ago... But I suppose "new" is a relative term... The most recently new emoticon is the diamond thing from Minecraft.
I like how it satisfies how we've been calling all the potds unoriginal. Kinda like a stfu and enjoy thing, like they are daring us to call it unoriginal. Of course, this could be Anthony or one of the mods as an anonymous..
Teachers always tell you to do your best work, but they you think they really take the time to read 200 papers. It's like why'd I work so hard on this crap.
Why would someone want them to get caught? Wouldn't the person who got in trouble then go beat them up or at least get their money back? I mean they could just not agree to write it in the first place.
but it's stupid BECAUSE it never happens. i did consider a semi colon, then decided the two clauses were more closely related than that. and that people would think i was an asshole if i used a semicolon.
oh no, i liked your comment. i dunno, i think using a semi colon seems pretentious. like, "ooh look at me, i know the rules of proper english. im so educated and superior"
Because I have way too much time on my hands, I decided to go on Thebloo2's profile and see just what kind of posts/comments an eleven year old would make on the Internet. After doing a bit of invesitaging, I've come to the conclusion that either this person doesn't know what the reply button is, or it's against his/her personal beliefs to use it.
I'm reminded of The Suite Life on Deck episode where Zach steals one of Cody's essays not realizing he wrote that he's terrified of bananas in the middle of it.
That is the EXACT same thought that first popped into my mind
That's so weird, right after reading FlyingGuineaPigs comment it was the first thing to pop into my mind too!!
i know...thats the Ithyphallophobia worst when it happens
Yeah, that can vexatious jew get really old, really fast.
+1?
and for being a
you get one shiny new 
!!!
Use it wisely!
well i searched for the phobia of frogs and i found that so yeah...
What's a lady bird?
?
You mean lady bugs?
I wrote that before it was explained that it was an actual bird.
I turned in a paper that had an entire paragraph about how to properly care for Rough Green Snakes once. The paper was supposed to be about the influence of religion on the US government.
Caring for Rough Green Snakes has everything to do with the influence of Religion on the US.....Right?
Well I got a B+......
So yeah I guess it is.
Yeah because snakes are on planes, planes security is controlled by the GOVERNMENT, when snakes die they go to heaven and heaven is a part of RELIGION
I was thinking because the Devil is commonly associated snakes?
Well you're God, you know best!
amirite*
This was actually a thing a few years ago, but it wasn't about people putting it in other's essay as a prank or plagiarising - it was some thing about teachers not really reading essays, just skimming through so see if you got the main points about what you were supposed to be writing about, so you'd add a random phrase in the middle of something, to kinda "prove" the teachers weren't really reading them or something.
I had a teacher who never actually read our essays, so in the middle of one of mine I wrote, "Are you paying attention, Mr. Hunt?"
He never said anything about it. -.-
You should have been more creative with it. I would have put " Hey there Mr. Hunt. I just wanted you to know that I plan on telling Mrs. Hunt about the affair you're having. You better give Me a good reason not too, like an A or something."
I do like to sublimanly brag about being God sometimes.
I would have gone with "Mr Hunt is a Cunt!"...
it rhymes so it must be true
What if Mr. Hunt's first name was Mike? Mike Hunt....
Mike Hunt likes meat
And he goes by the nickname "Big Black"
I totally should of. Unfortunately there was no Mrs. Hunt though, just Colleen his Irish girlfriend. He talked about her so much I feel like he just wanted to validate her existence to himself.
Irish chicks are awesome, who wouldn't brag?
Irishmen I guess but they could bragabout having a realtion with her[s]
I find this hilarious because I did the exact same thing. Except is was Ms. Hunt. Oh, life. How funny you are.
I've always wanted to wright the word "the" really fancy on a big essay, and only that. Hopefully my teacher would give me an A for the sponge bob reference.
I read this as 'sponge boob reference.'
..............write.
Lol.... :3 FAIL
I had a teacher in 9th grade that used to always make us outline a chapter a night for homework and more often than not, my friend wouldn't do the homework, so I let her copy it. My friend would always get 100% on her homework and I would always get 50%. One day (being the smartass that I am) I decided that I would write only the titles and subtitles and for most of the other stuff, I'd write random shit, I would just write bigger to cover 2 pages instead of the usual one and a half. I got 100% on that one homework. Like, yea, great job, Mrs. Madara.
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I'm searching for a fuck to give.
Yeah I've done that on my essay questions for Government class, the teacher never noticed all the shit about "purple unicorns".
Purple unicorns? You mean Twilight Sparkle?
INB4 everyone lists the (probably fake) things they once wrote on an essay that the teacher didn't notice.
I once wrote, "A waffle is a batter- or dough-based cake cooked in a waffle iron patterned to give a distinctive and characteristic shape. There are many variations based on the type and shape of the iron and the recipe used. Waffles are eaten throughout the world, particularly in Belgium and the United States. Common toppings are strawberries, chocolate, sugar, honey, syrups, ice cream, and more. Wafer and waffle share common etymological roots. Wafre ("wafer") occurs in Middle English by 1377, adopted from Middle Low German wâfel, with the l changed to r. Modern Dutch wafel, French gaufre, and German Waffel, all meaning "waffle", share the same origin. The Dutch form, wafel, was adopted into modern American English as waffle in the 18th century. The modern waffle has its origins in the wafers—very light thin crisp cakes baked between wafer irons—of the Middle Ages." in the middle of my essay.
AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
I once turned in a gallon jug of horse semen instead of a one paragraph paper. She gave me a 100 and commented on how good my sentence structure was.
He's eating your homework!
i just loved your comment because you mentioned waffles.
Did your essay happen to be on the history of waffles?
No, it was on the mystery of emoticons and how it seems that no one can catch 'em all.
In which case it is totally reasonable that she overlooked that minor part of your essay on the extensive world of the evasive amirite emoticons.
I once filled out my death certificate as an excuse to why I was late to class, and MY TEACHER DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!
New emoticon. Huh.
It was new at least twenty-four hours ago... But I suppose "new" is a relative term... The most recently new emoticon is the diamond thing from Minecraft.
Seen without the
in the rough...
Cool!
This actually happens? Shit, now when I'm writing my essays I have to actually read them...
No, I've tried it, it's too hard.BowBowBow, just continue on...
Yay! Slightly entertaining POTD!
I like how it satisfies how we've been calling all the potds unoriginal. Kinda like a stfu and enjoy thing, like they are daring us to call it unoriginal. Of course, this could be Anthony or one of the mods as an anonymous..
I'm not sure how to vote on this post. I have erectile dysfunction, but I never ever EVER plagiarize.
Teachers always tell you to do your best work, but they you think they really take the time to read 200 papers. It's like why'd I work so hard on this crap.
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If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, call your doctor.
When I have an erection lasting longer than four hours, I call your mom
Is their mom a doctor?
In some ways... She leaves me feeling healthy whenever I visit
I usually only wait about 15-30 seconds before I call their mom.
Why? Is the doctor gonna let me fuck him?
Depends. Are you insured?
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I disagree
I like Los Angeles too.
I thought you were wearing a Dr. Seuss-esque hat in your thumbnail.
laugh aloud
So hipster this one is LALALALALALA
I've learned another new emoticon! Now THIS is why I look forward to the POTD.
I've always wondered how people find out about these things.
Same!
Considering I put it in about two of my previous comments I doubt it was hard to figure out.
Why would someone want them to get caught? Wouldn't the person who got in trouble then go beat them up or at least get their money back? I mean they could just not agree to write it in the first place.
It's called the internet
didn't think about that. . .
It sucks when an author puts a
in a paper also that you want to plagiarizer.
Did you just comment that as an excuse to use that new emoticon, because what you said doesn't really make sense.
Yep.
Aye, can't fault ya for being honest
What the hell is that?
When I hover my mouse over it, it says diamond, but it looks more like cubic zirconia.
I believe it is illegal to advertise CZ's as diamonds
A diamond from Minecraft.
That'ssssss a nice
you have there. Be a ssshame if sssomething happened 
WOAH BAD ASS!
If I get attacked by a
I might drop my 
Look at your comment, now look at mine. Now look back at yours and back at mine. This comment is now diamonds.
This is a good POTD.
Its your own fault for not proof-reading, geez.
Woosh.
Sarcasm...now who doesn't get it?
It doesn't sound like sarcasm, you sound like a whiney ten year old.
I'm sorry you feel that way, why start an argument over a simple misunderstanding?
Finally, lots of quality comments on POTD again.
I bet OP wishes they had an actual account right about now...
http://amirite.net/587650/1469874
Am I the only one that noticed that this was from Suite Life on Deck...lol wow
If thou wouldst cast thou royal eyes up yonder page, thou wouldst realize that I noticed FIRST. indignant fluttering
oops. Sorry, I didn't see that. I skimmed through the comments and didn't see anything.
This is stupid: this doesn't actually happen.
You did not use a semicolon; for this reason, I am disappointed in you.
Son, I am disappoint...
but it's stupid BECAUSE it never happens. i did consider a semi colon, then decided the two clauses were more closely related than that. and that people would think i was an asshole if i used a semicolon.
People thinking you're an asshole if you used a semicolon? I've never heard of such a thing!
My reply was a bit asshole-ish even though you posted a decent comment, so I apologize for that.
oh no, i liked your comment. i dunno, i think using a semi colon seems pretentious. like, "ooh look at me, i know the rules of proper english. im so educated and superior"
sometimes i just stick in semicolons even if they dont fit; it makes me feel smart.
k, i actually have no idea if that works or not, please help :(
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon
Lol I'm in 6th
Learn to reply.
Because I have way too much time on my hands, I decided to go on Thebloo2's profile and see just what kind of posts/comments an eleven year old would make on the Internet. After doing a bit of invesitaging, I've come to the conclusion that either this person doesn't know what the reply button is, or it's against his/her personal beliefs to use it.
Lol plagiarize is one of my spelling words this week
Are you in 5th grade?
Go to his profile and look at his posts. It's a
mine!
Let's pretend
is gold.
Your teacher actually grades your paper?
Yes. Yes I do.
I now pronounce you husband and wife
Then how do you explain that check in place of my score?