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You hate it when you're trying to plagiarize a paper, but you get caught I have erectile dysfunction because the author inserts a stupid phrase to let the teacher know you copied it, amirite?

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I'm reminded of The Suite Life on Deck episode where Zach steals one of Cody's essays not realizing he wrote that he's terrified of bananas in the middle of it.

@MissAwesomeness That is the EXACT same thought that first popped into my mind

That's so weird, right after reading FlyingGuineaPigs comment it was the first thing to pop into my mind too!!

i know...thats the Ithyphallophobia worst when it happens

J_A_C_Ks avatar J_A_C_K Yeah You Are +62Reply
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@1469741

Yeah, that can vexatious jew get really old, really fast.

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@1470169

and for being a creeper smilie you get one shiny new diamond smilie !!!
Use it wisely!

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@1235330

well i searched for the phobia of frogs and i found that so yeah...

J_A_C_Ks avatar J_A_C_K Yeah You Are +26Reply
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@1235340

What's a lady bird?

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@1235340

You mean lady bugs?

PinkSponges avatar PinkSponge Yeah You Are -11Reply
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@1470704

I wrote that before it was explained that it was an actual bird.

PinkSponges avatar PinkSponge Yeah You Are +9Reply

I turned in a paper that had an entire paragraph about how to properly care for Rough Green Snakes once. The paper was supposed to be about the influence of religion on the US government.

Roys avatar Roy Yeah You Are +59Reply

This was actually a thing a few years ago, but it wasn't about people putting it in other's essay as a prank or plagiarising - it was some thing about teachers not really reading essays, just skimming through so see if you got the main points about what you were supposed to be writing about, so you'd add a random phrase in the middle of something, to kinda "prove" the teachers weren't really reading them or something.

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +52Reply
@Simon This was actually a thing a few years ago, but it wasn't about people putting it in other's essay as a prank or...

I had a teacher who never actually read our essays, so in the middle of one of mine I wrote, "Are you paying attention, Mr. Hunt?"
He never said anything about it. -.-

@annikarosee I had a teacher who never actually read our essays, so in the middle of one of mine I wrote, "Are you paying...

You should have been more creative with it. I would have put " Hey there Mr. Hunt. I just wanted you to know that I plan on telling Mrs. Hunt about the affair you're having. You better give Me a good reason not too, like an A or something."

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@1469745

I do like to sublimanly brag about being God sometimes.

@God_the_Almighty You should have been more creative with it. I would have put " Hey there Mr. Hunt. I just wanted you to know that I...

I totally should of. Unfortunately there was no Mrs. Hunt though, just Colleen his Irish girlfriend. He talked about her so much I feel like he just wanted to validate her existence to himself.

@annikarosee I had a teacher who never actually read our essays, so in the middle of one of mine I wrote, "Are you paying...

I find this hilarious because I did the exact same thing. Except is was Ms. Hunt. Oh, life. How funny you are.

@Simon This was actually a thing a few years ago, but it wasn't about people putting it in other's essay as a prank or...

I've always wanted to wright the word "the" really fancy on a big essay, and only that. Hopefully my teacher would give me an A for the sponge bob reference.

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@1470390

..............write.

@Simon This was actually a thing a few years ago, but it wasn't about people putting it in other's essay as a prank or...

I had a teacher in 9th grade that used to always make us outline a chapter a night for homework and more often than not, my friend wouldn't do the homework, so I let her copy it. My friend would always get 100% on her homework and I would always get 50%. One day (being the smartass that I am) I decided that I would write only the titles and subtitles and for most of the other stuff, I'd write random shit, I would just write bigger to cover 2 pages instead of the usual one and a half. I got 100% on that one homework. Like, yea, great job, Mrs. Madara.

AnnDeevas avatar AnnDeeva Yeah You Are +48Reply
@Simon This was actually a thing a few years ago, but it wasn't about people putting it in other's essay as a prank or...

Yeah I've done that on my essay questions for Government class, the teacher never noticed all the shit about "purple unicorns".

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +36Reply

INB4 everyone lists the (probably fake) things they once wrote on an essay that the teacher didn't notice.

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +44Reply
@Simon INB4 everyone lists the (probably fake) things they once wrote on an essay that the teacher didn't notice.

I once wrote, "A waffle is a batter- or dough-based cake cooked in a waffle iron patterned to give a distinctive and characteristic shape. There are many variations based on the type and shape of the iron and the recipe used. Waffles are eaten throughout the world, particularly in Belgium and the United States. Common toppings are strawberries, chocolate, sugar, honey, syrups, ice cream, and more. Wafer and waffle share common etymological roots. Wafre ("wafer") occurs in Middle English by 1377, adopted from Middle Low German wâfel, with the l changed to r. Modern Dutch wafel, French gaufre, and German Waffel, all meaning "waffle", share the same origin. The Dutch form, wafel, was adopted into modern American English as waffle in the 18th century. The modern waffle has its origins in the wafers—very light thin crisp cakes baked between wafer irons—of the Middle Ages." in the middle of my essay.

AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.

@Simon INB4 everyone lists the (probably fake) things they once wrote on an essay that the teacher didn't notice.

I once filled out my death certificate as an excuse to why I was late to class, and MY TEACHER DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE! creeper smilie

@Delightful_Dolphin New emoticon. Huh.

It was new at least twenty-four hours ago... But I suppose "new" is a relative term... The most recently new emoticon is the diamond thing from Minecraft.

This actually happens? Shit, now when I'm writing my essays I have to actually read them...

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@1470177

No, I've tried it, it's too hard.BowBowBow, just continue on...

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Yay! Slightly entertaining POTD!

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +30Reply
@Shugah Yay! Slightly entertaining POTD!

I like how it satisfies how we've been calling all the potds unoriginal. Kinda like a stfu and enjoy thing, like they are daring us to call it unoriginal. Of course, this could be Anthony or one of the mods as an anonymous..

I'm not sure how to vote on this post. I have erectile dysfunction, but I never ever EVER plagiarize. hmm smilie

Teachers always tell you to do your best work, but they you think they really take the time to read 200 papers. It's like why'd I work so hard on this crap.

If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, call your doctor.

@Shadi la

I like Los Angeles too.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +15Reply
@Serg I like Los Angeles too.

I thought you were wearing a Dr. Seuss-esque hat in your thumbnail.

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@Shadi la

So hipster this one is LALALALALALA

I've learned another new emoticon! Now THIS is why I look forward to the POTD. diamond smilie

Why would someone want them to get caught? Wouldn't the person who got in trouble then go beat them up or at least get their money back? I mean they could just not agree to write it in the first place.

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +3Reply

It sucks when an author puts a diamond smilie in a paper also that you want to plagiarizer.

@Roy What the hell is that?

When I hover my mouse over it, it says diamond, but it looks more like cubic zirconia.

Simons avatar Simon Yeah You Are +11Reply
@Roy

That'ssssss a nice diamond smilie you have there. Be a ssshame if sssomething happened creeper smilie

@Roy

WOAH BAD ASS!

Roys avatar Roy Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Sex_With_A_Snail A diamond from Minecraft.

If I get attacked by a creeper smilie I might drop my diamond smilie

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Axolotl If I get attacked by a I might drop my

Look at your comment, now look at mine. Now look back at yours and back at mine. This comment is now diamonds. diamond smilie

This is a good POTD.

AtheisticMystics avatar AtheisticMystic Yeah You Are -2Reply

Its your own fault for not proof-reading, geez.

@Palindromes_Are_Fun Woosh.

Sarcasm...now who doesn't get it?

@CaptainShrooms Sarcasm...now who doesn't get it?

It doesn't sound like sarcasm, you sound like a whiney ten year old.

@Palindromes_Are_Fun It doesn't sound like sarcasm, you sound like a whiney ten year old.

I'm sorry you feel that way, why start an argument over a simple misunderstanding?

Finally, lots of quality comments on POTD again.

I bet OP wishes they had an actual account right about now...

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Am I the only one that noticed that this was from Suite Life on Deck...lol wow

@mNmL0ver14 Am I the only one that noticed that this was from Suite Life on Deck...lol wow

If thou wouldst cast thou royal eyes up yonder page, thou wouldst realize that I noticed FIRST. indignant fluttering

This is stupid: this doesn't actually happen.

Favvkess avatar Favvkes No Way -11Reply
@Favvkes This is stupid: this doesn't actually happen.

You did not use a semicolon; for this reason, I am disappointed in you.

@Fitzkrieg You did not use a semicolon; for this reason, I am disappointed in you.

but it's stupid BECAUSE it never happens. i did consider a semi colon, then decided the two clauses were more closely related than that. and that people would think i was an asshole if i used a semicolon.

@Favvkes but it's stupid BECAUSE it never happens. i did consider a semi colon, then decided the two clauses were more...

People thinking you're an asshole if you used a semicolon? I've never heard of such a thing!

My reply was a bit asshole-ish even though you posted a decent comment, so I apologize for that.

@Fitzkrieg People thinking you're an asshole if you used a semicolon? I've never heard of such a thing! My reply was a bit...

oh no, i liked your comment. i dunno, i think using a semi colon seems pretentious. like, "ooh look at me, i know the rules of proper english. im so educated and superior"

Favvkess avatar Favvkes No Way -10Reply

Lol I'm in 6th

@God_the_Almighty Learn to reply.

Because I have way too much time on my hands, I decided to go on Thebloo2's profile and see just what kind of posts/comments an eleven year old would make on the Internet. After doing a bit of invesitaging, I've come to the conclusion that either this person doesn't know what the reply button is, or it's against his/her personal beliefs to use it.

AwkwardMoments1s avatar AwkwardMoments1 Yeah You Are +15Reply

Lol plagiarize is one of my spelling words this week

@Sex_With_A_Snail Are you in 5th grade?

Go to his profile and look at his posts. It's a diamond smilie mine!

Let's pretend diamond smilie is gold.

Your teacher actually grades your paper?

@Yes. Yes I do.

I now pronounce you husband and wife

@Yes. Yes I do.

Then how do you explain that check in place of my score?

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