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Certain conspiracy theories make you want to take a hammer to your skull. amirite?

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This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink Panther. Steve Martin was recently in a film adaption of said cartoon. Steve Martin is an extraordinary actor, as well as a decent tap dancer. Tap dancing requires shoes, which rhymes with 'stews,' which often incorporate beef. Beef is made from cows, which are considered holy by many in India. Christopher Columbus was looking for India, but instead wound up semi-near the United States, of which there are fifty. Fifty is a number formed by five and zero. Zero looks vaguely similar to Zorro, who fought with swords. Swords were popular early in Asia, and spread all over to places such as Pakistan, where they found Osama Bin Ladin, who was previously the leader of Al Qaeda. You, therefore, have a deep connection with Al Qaeda.

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@This is coming from somebody whose profile picture is a jungle cat? Jungle cats are felines, not unlike the Pink...

(Anonymous):this reminds me of yesterday's POTD where you start at a random wiki article and end up at philosophy

the homepage button doesn't really do anything...but you didn't hear it from me wary smilie

Aliens did not build the pyramids of Egypt.

Fuck you, History channel.

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@1278640

i read it all, and now i feel like in a few minutes, i will become stoopider...oh crap, it has already begun D:

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now THIS makes me lose my faith in humanity d smilie

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(polarthebear):wow, that has really opened my eyes! Why hasn't anyone noticed this before! This is a wonderful break through of society! That Lady Gaga, always running off to Giza. We should have known...

@1278640

Egyptians were intelligent human beings with advanced mathematical skills, thus making it possible for them to do all of the supposedly impossible tasks outlined in the article?

IS THAT LIKELY????

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Thats just what the government wants you to think...

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@Woob Thats just what the government wants you to think...

Thats just what you want the government to want you to think.. about.. thinking.. (This is about how well people argue their cases sometimes... the world is a sad place =D )

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@KickAss Says the guy with a dick head at the end of his sentence....

Sorry, i get carried away sometimes and decide "HEY! This would be a fantastic spot to put a dick in my sentence. People will take me so seriously!!"

Killbarney64s avatar Killbarney64 Yeah You Are +3Reply

trying to get the computer chips of your head? Personally i just use the tinfoil hat.

heres a crazy exapmle of one conspiracy:

George Bush put dynamite under the twin towers on 9/11 because there is NO WAY they could have collapsed the way they did... hes a terrorist!!

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@heres a crazy exapmle of one conspiracy: George Bush put dynamite under the twin towers on 9/11 because there is...

That's because he DID do that. Jesus, how can people be so blind as to not see it?

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Conspiracy to kill Barney the 64 times...

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When people say that the Holocaust didn't happen, I want to suicide.

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If you want some lulz, here's an article about how Hitler and the Nazis escaped to the center of the Earth: http://paranormal.about.com/od/...a/aa022206.htm

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this thing is insane if you watch the whole thing.

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A recent one: osama bin laden is not dead. Oh, and the birth certificate Obama showed the country was counterfeit.

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