+734 In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

All the information about tanning beds will be forever stored on the internet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If somebody was too promiscuous and/or loud, we would punish them with an extra-intense frying, then send them all away to a prison called the jersey shore, and humiliate them by broadcasting their lives on tv

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They'd probably find some manual or something and translate it, so NW. However, I enjoyed this post, so YYA.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

olivia wilde?

by Anonymous 12 years ago