+299 Marriage is a beautiful institution in which one person is always right and the other person is the husband. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Grouchy Rabbit...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, it's an actual quote. Just because it's on another site doesn't mean that's where it originated.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

um... I beg to differ... In my house my dad is right 90 ish times out of 100. And I'm right more than my girlfriend. (she'll disagree but...)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you are not!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

see. I was right. ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well obviously. I didn't disagree with that. Duh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Marriage is when a man and a woman agree to exchange "fun time in the mouth"s / food for money / jewels

by Anonymous 12 years ago