B.R.A., Battle Ready Armor. Kids Next Door told me that
sooo true. one time i was walking down a dark alley in the middle of the night and the huge gang of serial killers armed with guns came out of nowhere! at first i was pretty scared and i was gonna make a break for it but then i was like "pheww, its ok im wearing a bra!" it was a close one..
I guess you could compare the feeling to having poles when skiing, even though they do very little in means of safety.
Well, i hope this isn't awkward... (Takes off shirt revealing bra)
This is on amiwrong, you know.
Pics or this isn't true.
Actually you are 5000x more likely to die in a horrible accident while wearing a bra. This is even worse if you are also wearing a shirt. SAVE YOURSELVES.