+335 You wouldn't say "I know karate!" if you actually knew it, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Back off, I'm a white belt."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm lik 99% positive you have to warn someone before they fight you. Because at a certain belt they're considered lethal weapons.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, and it's pretty offensive to us real martial artists when some moron decides to say something like that to seem cool. It's something you train years and years for, not something you just "pick up."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i agree or when people are like oh your a black belt can you do a backflip and block 5 peoples punches at the same time???

by Anonymous 12 years ago