+287 The Pope is probably the oldest virgin in the world, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Edward? You know, before the hot raging sex with Bella....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you know vampires aren't real?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha, of course I do. The sad thing; some people probably would argue that Edward was the oldest virgin, and be series about it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Be series? lolol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol, I fail, *serious

by Anonymous 12 years ago

kinda weird but.. if hes a vampire with no blood, how can he get a boner to have sex?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm sure he's had a few rounds of young boys.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1075289/No-sex-secret-long-life-says-105-year-old-Clara-Britains-oldest-virgin.html

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only if sodomy with children doesn't count

by Anonymous 12 years ago