If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?

It make take fewer muscles but that doesn't mean they are all working the same amount.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*may

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://tinyurl.com/d3p32m

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seems like the only reasonable thing to do

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And we can sell special 'workout equipment' like http://www.cartoonstock.com/cartoonview.asp?catref=lfin199... they could lose like a couple pounds right there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): http://ctrlv.in/25301

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Destroy them verbally and/or physically because crying uses more calories then smiling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1238640 (soberlikekesha): nothing funnier in the world then a whole bunch of fat people crying

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There could be a huge amount of crying fat people if there were more people following them around with tubas like Stewie from Family Guy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Doesn't Jillian Michaels already do this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Nobody loves you." ':(' "You can thank me later."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It takes less to flip someone off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually I'm pretty sure flipping requires a few more muscles than that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

McDonald's is shutting down!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It takes even fewer muscles to punch someone in the face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:I sorry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I want to lose weight but I'm so depressed I just can't!" "That's the spirit!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One cause of depression is an unbalanced, unhealthy diet. They're exercising by gaining weight. Wtf.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.myfacewhen.com/332/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To be depressed you are unhealthy They're exercising by being depressed (frowning) This post basically states that to lose weight you must be depressed, but by being depressed you have an unhealthy diet which leads to gaining weight. - Geez, Sinner. Making people think...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

explanation thank the lord

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never thought I'd see a person named "I love jews" thank a person with a swastika as their profile picture...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's a damn paradox

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And one cause of an unbalanced, unhealthy diet is depression. You can't win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's awful! *unable to contain hysterical laughter*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Ha ha): Not as awful as seeing "amirite" at the end of every post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Ha ha): No this is Patr - oh wait, sorry, wrong place to say that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the inability to see your own penis is reason enough to frown.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the inability to see your penis even if you're not fat is more than enough reason to frown.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not if you're Ron Jeremy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats why girls are always depressed :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats why girls become anorexic. They dont believe people that when they say girls dont have penises, so they keep trying to get thinner to find their non-existant penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey now, I didn't specify MY post for just boys because I don't judge. smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought I had a penis for 14 years..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you serious? I mean, 14 years is a long time..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or they could just go to a gym.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how the reasonable approach gets shot down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How could you dare say such a thing??? That's so incredibly insensitive to the fat people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/306/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me: "Hey, you now all that bacon that tasted like maple in the fridge?" Fat person: "the maple kind yeah" Me: "Well I ate it all" Fat person: "Nooooooooooo!" Credit to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually watched that in one of my classes today. I thought the dog was actually talking at first, but then I felt like an idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you think I do all day?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nothing, you fat slob! No wonder nobody likes you! ...Did I do good?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): No son, you failed. We're disowning you and throwing out all you're stuff. Never have I been more disappointed...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles' Dad): At 1st i was confused and then I saw the username and I rotflaycuotanb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

translation?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rolled on the floor laughing at your clever use of the amirite name bar. I'm pretty sure it was that. hmm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is realllly mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Says "verticallychallenged"...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah.... vertically challenged meaning short. not horizontally challenged.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, right! I forgot. Please excuse my doof doof moment...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha it's quite alright

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got attacked on here for thinking fat people should cover it up..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrJbzCaYB6s&feature=related

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I could vote up the followup, I would.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Followup ruined the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

agreed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry,....your fruitbasket is in the post, except I had all the grapes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

seriously. really, the Internet doesn't have enough Family Guy quotes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Quite obviously not

by Anonymous 13 years ago

made better*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I love you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1OkefC/themetapicture.com/media/funny-bully-gif-muscles.gif

by Anonymous 13 years ago