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If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?

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"Nobody loves you."
':('
"You can thank me later."

Destroy them verbally and/or physically because crying uses more calories then smiling.

soberlikekeshas avatar soberlikekesha Yeah You Are +75Reply
@soberlikekesha Destroy them verbally and/or physically because crying uses more calories then smiling.

@1238640 (soberlikekesha): nothing funnier in the world then a whole bunch of fat people crying

@J_A_C_K @1238640 (soberlikekesha): nothing funnier in the world then a whole bunch of fat people crying

There could be a huge amount of crying fat people if there were more people following them around with tubas like Stewie from Family Guy

Anonymous +20Reply

"I want to lose weight but I'm so depressed I just can't!"
"That's the spirit!"

Blearslyrarers avatar Blearslyrarer Yeah You Are +62Reply
@Blearslyrarer "I want to lose weight but I'm so depressed I just can't!" "That's the spirit!"

One cause of depression is an unbalanced, unhealthy diet.

They're exercising by gaining weight. Wtf.

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@Sinner But you have French toast.

I wish... Are you calling me fat? You think i have french toast all of the time because i am fat? Are your trying to make me frown so I'll lose wait, by getting my hopes up for french toast, only for me to realize that there isn't any? D:

@Sinner One cause of depression is an unbalanced, unhealthy diet. They're exercising by gaining weight. Wtf.

To be depressed you are unhealthy
They're exercising by being depressed (frowning)
This post basically states that to lose weight you must be depressed, but by being depressed you have an unhealthy diet which leads to gaining weight.

  • Geez, Sinner. Making people think...
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@1239337

i knew you were gonna say that...i just had this funny feeling...but anyway, im a JEW. I dont believe in Jesus

heil hitler lol

@1239337

i love the whole contradiction of religions going on here :)

@1239337

i had this funny feeling you were gonna reply to my comment and say that...but anyway, IM A JEW! I dont believe in Jesus

@YellowHouse explanation thank the lord

Never thought I'd see a person named "I love jews" thank a person with a swastika as their profile picture...

@Sinner One cause of depression is an unbalanced, unhealthy diet. They're exercising by gaining weight. Wtf.

And one cause of an unbalanced, unhealthy diet is depression. You can't win.

Laconsuolas avatar Laconsuola Yeah You Are +3Reply

McDonald's is shutting down!

I think the inability to see your own penis is reason enough to frown.

Chapsticks avatar Chapstick Yeah You Are +31Reply
@Chapstick I think the inability to see your own penis is reason enough to frown.

I think the inability to see your penis even if you're not fat is more than enough reason to frown.

@_____________ Thats why girls are always depressed :/

Thats why girls become anorexic. They dont believe people that when they say girls dont have penises, so they keep trying to get thinner to find their non-existant penis.

Anonymous +21Reply

Seems like the only reasonable thing to do

Icels avatar Icel Yeah You Are +29Reply
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@1239174

On the bright side, It'll take some of the strain off your back.

Lighten_Ups avatar Lighten_Up Yeah You Are +15Reply

Me: "Hey, you now all that bacon that tasted like maple in the fridge?"
Fat person: "the maple kind yeah"
Me: "Well I ate it all"
Fat person: "Nooooooooooo!"

Credit to YouTube video thumbnail

Hey_Theres avatar Hey_There Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Hey_There Me: "Hey, you now all that bacon that tasted like maple in the fridge?" Fat person: "the maple kind yeah" Me:...

I actually watched that in one of my classes today. I thought the dog was actually talking at first, but then I felt like an idiot.

It make take fewer muscles but that doesn't mean they are all working the same amount.

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@1239539

I will do no such thing.

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@1239550

Sweet, thanks for the advice.

@1239539

You use that too often. Careful, or it will lose all humor.

Laconsuolas avatar Laconsuola Yeah You Are +4Reply
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@1239589

Honesty, whenever I see the name Freddy I automatically assume they're a funny person.

Laconsuolas avatar Laconsuola Yeah You Are +14Reply
@Laconsuola Honesty, whenever I see the name Freddy I automatically assume they're a funny person.

Whenever I see the name Freddy I automatically assume they're a serial killer fighting a man in a hockey mask

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@1239687

Fuck around hello smilie

@Laconsuola Honesty, whenever I see the name Freddy I automatically assume they're a funny person.

Whenever I see the name oneven I automatically assume they are stupid

Anonymous 0Reply

Ha, great joke.
However: http://www.snopes.com/science/smile.asp
We should make a petition and get Mythbusters to investigate!

Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Ross That wont work unless we include an explosion somewhere

@1239767 (Ross): Blow up Macedonia at the end just for the hell of it! Just kidding, to document the reactions of the rest of the world.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you.

If I could vote up the followup, I would.

It takes less to flip someone off

@IamProbablyaNinja It takes less to flip someone off

Actually I'm pretty sure flipping requires a few more muscles than that

That's awful! unable to contain hysterical laughter

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@1239269

Challenge accepted

Anonymous 0Reply
@That's awful! unable to contain hysterical laughter

(Ha ha): Not as awful as seeing "amirite" at the end of every post.

@That's awful! unable to contain hysterical laughter

(Ha ha): No this is Patr - oh wait, sorry, wrong place to say that

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@1240610

Maybe they aren't smiling, maybe it's like newborn babies: gas.

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@1239158

Just like a dozen donuts put in front of a fat person

@DoraFick Just like a dozen donuts put in front of a fat person

Hey. Put a dozen donuts in front of ANY sane, life-loving person, and that shit'll be gobbled up before you can say "diabeetus."

@1239158

Yes the POST OF THE DAY from YESTERDAY is gone TODAY. Is this information really that revolutionary?

What do you think I do all day?

@AllanFoFallan What do you think I do all day?

Nothing, you fat slob! No wonder nobody likes you!

...Did I do good?

Shadis avatar Shadi No Way +14Reply
@Shadi Nothing, you fat slob! No wonder nobody likes you! ...Did I do good?

(Chauncy Pickles): No son, you failed. We're disowning you and throwing out all you're stuff. Never have I been more disappointed...

Anonymous +21Reply
@Shadi Nothing, you fat slob! No wonder nobody likes you! ...Did I do good?

(Chauncy Pickles' Dad): At 1st i was confused and then I saw the username and I rotflaycuotanb.

@translation?

Rolled on the floor laughing at your clever use of the amirite name bar.

I'm pretty sure it was that. hmm smilie

Says "verticallychallenged"...

Slendermans avatar Slenderman Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Slenderman Says "verticallychallenged"...

yeah.... vertically challenged meaning short.
not horizontally challenged.

I got attacked on here for thinking fat people should cover it up..

GiggityGoo22s avatar GiggityGoo22 Yeah You Are 0Reply
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@1240366

Yeah you're exactly right.

GiggityGoo22s avatar GiggityGoo22 Yeah You Are -1Reply
@deal with it

No I will not just "deal with" someones stomach hanging out of their 2-sizes-too-small shirt. Damn right I'll be the one to say something about it.

Umm... someone here get on the Amirite Minecraft server. :3

Whackas avatar Whacka Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Whacka Umm... someone here get on the Amirite Minecraft server. :3

Advertising it more on the weekend, after my exams are done :P

Chromanas avatar Chromana Yeah You Are +2Reply

Followup ruined the post.

AntiJokeChickens avatar AntiJokeChicken Yeah You Are -1Reply

Or they could just go to a gym.

@OnebadWhiteKid Or they could just go to a gym.

I like how the reasonable approach gets shot down.

Shadis avatar Shadi No Way +43Reply
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@1240361

It takes 53 muscles to laugh. So maybe you should just tell them a funny joke then.

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