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"Nobody loves you."
':('
"You can thank me later."
Destroy them verbally and/or physically because crying uses more calories then smiling.
@1238640 (soberlikekesha): nothing funnier in the world then a whole bunch of fat people crying
There could be a huge amount of crying fat people if there were more people following them around with tubas like Stewie from Family Guy
Doesn't Jillian Michaels already do this.
"I want to lose weight but I'm so depressed I just can't!"
"That's the spirit!"
One cause of depression is an unbalanced, unhealthy diet.
They're exercising by gaining weight. Wtf.
http://www.myfacewhen.com/332/
I have no soul
But you have French toast.
I wish... Are you calling me fat? You think i have french toast all of the time because i am fat? Are your trying to make me frown so I'll lose wait, by getting my hopes up for french toast, only for me to realize that there isn't any? D:
To be depressed you are unhealthy
They're exercising by being depressed (frowning)
This post basically states that to lose weight you must be depressed, but by being depressed you have an unhealthy diet which leads to gaining weight.
explanation thank the lord
i knew you were gonna say that...i just had this funny feeling...but anyway, im a JEW. I dont believe in Jesus
heil hitler lol
On your profile it says you have an average score of -0!! ARE YOU GOD!?!?
i love the whole contradiction of religions going on here :)
i had this funny feeling you were gonna reply to my comment and say that...but anyway, IM A JEW! I dont believe in Jesus
Never thought I'd see a person named "I love jews" thank a person with a swastika as their profile picture...
it's a damn paradox
And one cause of an unbalanced, unhealthy diet is depression. You can't win.
McDonald's is shutting down!
I think the inability to see your own penis is reason enough to frown.
I think the inability to see your penis even if you're not fat is more than enough reason to frown.
Thats why girls are always depressed :/
Thats why girls become anorexic. They dont believe people that when they say girls dont have penises, so they keep trying to get thinner to find their non-existant penis.
Hey now, I didn't specify MY post for just boys because I don't judge.
I thought I had a penis for 14 years..
Are you serious? I mean, 14 years is a long time..
Not if you're Ron Jeremy.
Seems like the only reasonable thing to do
And we can sell special 'workout equipment' like http://www.cartoonstock.com/car...catref=lfin199... they could lose like a couple pounds right there.
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On the bright side, It'll take some of the strain off your back.
Me: "Hey, you now all that bacon that tasted like maple in the fridge?"
Fat person: "the maple kind yeah"
Me: "Well I ate it all"
Fat person: "Nooooooooooo!"
Credit to
I actually watched that in one of my classes today. I thought the dog was actually talking at first, but then I felt like an idiot.
It make take fewer muscles but that doesn't mean they are all working the same amount.
I will do no such thing.
Sweet, thanks for the advice.
You're still smiling! Stop it
You use that too often. Careful, or it will lose all humor.
Honesty, whenever I see the name Freddy I automatically assume they're a funny person.
Whenever I see the name Freddy I automatically assume they're a serial killer fighting a man in a hockey mask
Fuck around
Whenever I see the name oneven I automatically assume they are stupid
(Double DUH): It's not a name, it's a word. Dur.
oneven isn't a name either.
(Double DUH):
*may
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That wont work unless we include an explosion somewhere
@1239767 (Ross): Blow up Macedonia at the end just for the hell of it! Just kidding, to document the reactions of the rest of the world.
I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you.
I think I love you.
If I could vote up the followup, I would.
It takes less to flip someone off
Actually I'm pretty sure flipping requires a few more muscles than that
That's awful! unable to contain hysterical laughter
Challenge accepted
(Ha ha): Not as awful as seeing "amirite" at the end of every post.
(Ha ha): No this is Patr - oh wait, sorry, wrong place to say that
Maybe they aren't smiling, maybe it's like newborn babies: gas.
Just like a dozen donuts put in front of a fat person
Hey. Put a dozen donuts in front of ANY sane, life-loving person, and that shit'll be gobbled up before you can say "diabeetus."
Yes the POST OF THE DAY from YESTERDAY is gone TODAY. Is this information really that revolutionary?
What do you think I do all day?
Nothing, you fat slob! No wonder nobody likes you!
...Did I do good?
(Chauncy Pickles): No son, you failed. We're disowning you and throwing out all you're stuff. Never have I been more disappointed...
(Chauncy Pickles' Dad): At 1st i was confused and then I saw the username and I rotflaycuotanb.
translation?
Rolled on the floor laughing at your clever use of the amirite name bar.
I'm pretty sure it was that.
This is realllly mean.
Thank you.
Says "verticallychallenged"...
yeah.... vertically challenged meaning short.
not horizontally challenged.
Oh, right! I forgot. Please excuse my doof doof moment...
Hahaha it's quite alright
I got attacked on here for thinking fat people should cover it up..
Yeah you're exactly right.
deal with it
No I will not just "deal with" someones stomach hanging out of their 2-sizes-too-small shirt. Damn right I'll be the one to say something about it.
Followup ruined the post.
Sorry,....your fruitbasket is in the post, except I had all the grapes.
seriously. really, the Internet doesn't have enough Family Guy quotes?
Quite obviously not
made better*
agreed
It takes even fewer muscles to punch someone in the face.
:I sorry
Or they could just go to a gym.
I like how the reasonable approach gets shot down.
It takes 53 muscles to laugh. So maybe you should just tell them a funny joke then.
How could you dare say such a thing??? That's so incredibly insensitive to the fat people.
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