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It would suck if you actually dropped you gay card, because your friends would try to tell you but you'd assume hey were lying, and you'd just walk off without your gay card, amirite?

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@everyone
So when I was like 15, my friends and me would play this super hilarious joke where we would say "Oh, you dropped your gay card" to someone, and the person would instinctively start looking before you finished your sentence, and if they looked, it meant they had a gay card, which meant they were gay.
I had assumed that everyone played that game, but apparently not.

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What does that pear even mean??

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OK YOU GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT!
So, there's this joke to say "Hey you dropped your gay card" at which the person looks down and therefore announces he's gay, and this post is saying that if you actually had a slightly homosexual card on your person and dropped it, and your friends would try to notify you of such fact, you would think they're joking and not look down.

lolwut smilie

Are you on crack?

Daemoines avatar Daemoine Yeah You Are +20Reply

18 people agreed with this, but not one of those people wants to explain?

Maybe it's referring to the fact that if you drop your gay card, you bend over, and you get butt raped and become gay

And this made it to the homepage?...

what is this? what the hell is this?

I'm glad to see i wasn't the only one who didn't understand it...

Ugggh that happens to me all the time

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@Ugggh that happens to me all the time

(I<3GLEE): and I see your name is I<3GLEE....

So I'm thinking that maybe the OP's friends were trying to be funny by saying to him, "You dropped your gay card."
The OP would then instinctively look down, like when you say to someone "You dropped your pocket", you KNOW you can't drop a pocket, but you look anyways. So the OP looks down and all his friends laugh and call him gay.
So the OP made a joke of it.

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OMG YES.

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lolwut smilie

I think you mean guy card... I think??
Wait that still doesn't make sense...

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imMagrant. Riiight.

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@1247958

immigrant* Just doing my grammar nazi job. No need to huff.

@1247945

Where I live, green cards also mean you can smoke pot legally

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