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Also about Jokes & Humour+28In an episode of Tom & Jerry where they're attacking each other with fireworks, Tom is killed in a firework explosion that creates the 48 star U.S. flag, which Jerry salutes. He sends a letter, asking to send more cats. JOKE: Jerry has been on a cat-killing spree. Whenever he kills another cat, another star is added to the U.S. flag. Every time that happens, Jerry watches the [new flag] firework explosion, saluting the new U.S. flag. So that's 48 cats killed, now ready to add a 49th star. USA! The 13 stripes represent the first 13 cats Jerry killed & did so all at once. A real killer, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+56Santa's clothing must feel terribly uncomfortable while delivering presents in the Southern Hemisphere, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour-3Santa Claus should leverage space-time warps for faster delivery of presents, amirite? More
You see that gentleman in a white van with children surrounding it? He is the ice cream man.
I would like to say thanks for thumbing up and loving my comment because that is how I roll and it is cool with the score of +100
but then you consider what kind of people will take up an ice cream man job.
The same people with ''FREE CANDY'' written on the back and sides? People who actually enjoy selling ice cream? The muffin man?
Close, the ice cream men are the ones smart enough to get paid.
If I was a pedphile I would write ''Dime Per Piece of Candy'' because dimes are my favorite coin
I get what you're trying to say, but I also think you're missing the point of the Facebook group. They're saying you shouldn't judge people right away, because, for example, there are some girls who are pregnant due to rape. However, the majority is admittedly because they are 'sluts', so I think that the Facebook group should reword their message better...
When looking at a pregnant teen girl, it's pretty safe to assume she was just stupid about her decision to have sex. Rape is an extremely small percentage of teen pregnancy. See that pregnant teen girl over there? Yeah.. She's still a slut.
A slut is someone who sleeps around. They could be in a long-term relationship with someone, but one time they had sex and one of them made a stupid decision, or whatever they were using to prevent pregnancy didn't work. So no, just because a teen is pregnant, does not mean she's a slut.
It's not that I'm missing the point of the Facebook group;I truly understand it. You shouldn't "judge a book by its cover". It's just it's a whole lot funnier when you do exactly that. Just a little f - u to those annoying-ass Facebook groups.
Also, for you "amiwrongers" I didn't forget to click the anonymous button out of stupidity;I'm choosing to give up my anonymous-ness.
What's funny is that these are what the reasons usually are. Fine, I get that you're not supposed to judge or jump to conclusions, but don't automatically rule out the more probable cause out of the goodness of your heart either.
Anti-humor jokes are funny as hell. Not sarcastic, btw.
The post that this is inspired by was my least favorite post of all time!
This is a Facebook group..
in all honesty, this is just the other end of a huge spectrum to do with teenage stereotypes. its to show that the post on facebook is just as ridiculous as this. not all teen mothers are sluts, but they also arent all raped. stop being so sensitive.
why should they say this is this is what people already assume anyways? this post makes no sense..
Your comment makes no sense.......
agh sorry badly written in the wee hrs in the morning...I mean
The facebook group was encouraging people to not judge those we dont know. As human beings when we see things like this we already assume the worst of them, so there is no point in a facebook group encouraging us do so.
Yeah, but the Facebook group was implying that it's likely for all of its scenarios to have happened, even though they're quite rare, and so this version is the more realistic version.
Thats not what it says, it says these are also POSSIBLE scenarios so don't ASSUME things and bully people.
I can't understan why just because a girl had sex in her teens and then accidentally got pregnant (or deliberately) she's a slut..? I really don't get that, don't most people loose their virginitys in their teens anyway...
It's just a joke. And tell me; what would you consider most those girls on Teen Mom? I think I have a word for it....
I couldn't disagree more, but I'm not planning to argue it out either.
Haha apart of the pregnant slut is loose indeed...