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Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?

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Having sex with Dora would be an exploregasm

oh and statutory rape.

Having sex with an African is called AIDS.

Oh shit.

Eminnas avatar Eminna No Way +85Reply
@Eminna Having sex with an African is called AIDS. Oh shit.

Inb4 OH EM GEE THAT'S RACIST! AHH!!!111!11oneONE1!!!

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@Inb4 OH EM GEE THAT'S RACIST! AHH!!!111!11oneONE1!!!

Oh, is that how we show surprise on the internet nowadays? I had no idea ONE I must be really behind the times11ONE Thank you for bringing this to my attention 1ONE11

Having sex with a Hispanic dude would be a Señorgasm.

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@1271865

You seem to have a lot of orgasms over a lot of small things.

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are -28Reply
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@1271876

Sex with Ben just doesn't happen.

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +77Reply
@1271876

Having sex at the market should be called a storegasm.

@Vepix Having sex at the market should be called a storegasm.

Having sex while while teaching should be called a loregasm.

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@1271945

Having sex with your mom is a whoregasm.

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@1271890

Alright people need to stop before I get a Trollgasm

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@1271779

Having sex in the threshold should be called a doorgasm

Nonsense_Narwhals avatar Nonsense_Narwhal Yeah You Are +44Reply
@Nonsense_Narwhal Having sex in the threshold should be called a doorgasm

Dare I say having multiple orgasms should be called a moregasm?

@BronySystem Dare I say having multiple orgasms should be called a moregasm?

Having sex with a golfer would be called a FORE!!gasm

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +66Reply
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@1271846

Having sex with the enemy should be called a wargasm

swimlaxs avatar swimlax Yeah You Are +50Reply
@swimlax Having sex with the enemy should be called a wargasm

Having sex with someone with no money is called a poorgasm.

Eminnas avatar Eminna No Way +49Reply
@Eminna Having sex with someone with no money is called a poorgasm.

Having sex with someone you hate should be called an abhorgasm.

@alittleannoyed more like a whoregasm

damn you. damn you to hell. i was going to say "sex with a slut could be called a horgasm" but NO! you had to take the concept and STAB IT WITH 1,000 KNIVES OF VENOM. imagine that pun was a glass vase. it was worth alot to the person who owns it. lots of praise, lots of loves. basically, you got the vase, dropped it, picked some pieces of it back up, and said "hey guys i had an accident but it's still the vase right?" perhaps i'm causing a tempest in a teapot, but that idea, that pun had SO MUCH POTENTIAL, and look at it now. downvoted. shame on you good sir.

@alittleannoyed more like a whoregasm

If they were a whore, then you'd probably pay them for the sex, and they'd probably make money from other people, so they wouldn't really be poor.

Eminnas avatar Eminna No Way +31Reply
@Eminna If they were a whore, then you'd probably pay them for the sex, and they'd probably make money from other people...

you can be a whore, and not be a prostitute, just because prostitutes are known as whores doesn't mean they're the only whores. World English Dictionary says the definition of a whore is "to be or act as prostitute," therefore, a whore can be anyone who sleeps around, including poor people.

@alittleannoyed you can be a whore, and not be a prostitute, just because prostitutes are known as whores doesn't mean they're the...

lolwut smilie perhaps you missed the 2 "probably"s in my comment...and you kind of contradicted your whole comment. "Including poor people"...ono smilie

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@1272282

I'm confused where is the contradiction?

@1271779

Having sex with your teacher should be called a mentorgasm.

rainbowrocks avatar rainbowrock Yeah You Are +11Reply
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@1271821

Go to jail, do not pass go

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@1272281

walmart has lower prices, so with $20 you can get moregasm

Having sex with your headmaster is a dumbledoregasm.

Having sex on a camping trip gives you a s'moregasm

Having sex at the centre of the Earth should be called a coregasm

Having sex with a person that's not paying attention to you is an ignoregasm... and it's crippling emotionally.

TYPOs avatar TYPO Yeah You Are +41Reply

Sex with a hammer should be called a thorgasm

swimlaxs avatar swimlax Yeah You Are +37Reply
@swimlax Sex with a hammer should be called a thorgasm

Having sex with choices is called an orgasm...oh wait...

Sex with a screenname would give you Underscore_Gasms613.

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@1273168

613, once figured out, will be much more kinky than 69.

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@1271956

 iPod Touch ftw!

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@1271999

Its like an inside joke now 

@1271956

Is that what the hell those little boxes are??? I've seen those everywhere and have been so confused

@1271956

I see it. But I'm on iTouch, people using a computer might not.

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@1272171

I know right. Just saying, but  see it sounds like I see it wary smilie I thought it was clever but now I'm just self promoting myself...  INTERRUPTING CAMEL

@1271843

Choregasm... sounds both kinky, and easy for a woman to do around the house.

ashbashcrasheds avatar ashbashcrashed Yeah You Are +18Reply
@1271843

Isn't that second one just procrasturbation?

having sex with Edgar Allan Poe is a nevermoregasm

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +34Reply

Premature ejaculation should be called a beforegasm.

Anonymous +32Reply

Sex while flying in an airplane should be called a soargasm

abcd1234s avatar abcd1234 Yeah You Are +31Reply

Having sex with a vegetarian is a herbavorgasm

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +26Reply

Having sex with an extinct reptile would be a dinosaurgasm.

Anonymous +26Reply

Having sex with a Winnie the Poo character is an Eeyoregasm.

Sex on vacation is a tourgasm?

No. Lame. I'm sorry.

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@1272118

Sex with a talking lion is Rumbleroargasm

Anonymous +32Reply

Having sex with an ax murderer is a goregasm

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +23Reply

Having sex with someone's skin is a poregasm.

Blue_Cheeses avatar Blue_Cheese Yeah You Are +23Reply
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@1272278

i think it's JUST their skin

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +16Reply

Having sex with an ugly person would be an eyesoregasm.

Anonymous +23Reply

Masturbation right after sex is called a soregasm.

Anonymous +21Reply

Having sex with someone who has eyes like diamonds is a metaphorgasm.

Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +20Reply
@Wouldn't that be a simile?

Antithesis, hyperbole, metonymy and simile are all considered types of metaphor.

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Anonymous +6Reply

Having sex with a designer label could be a Diorgasm

Eminnas avatar Eminna No Way +19Reply

Being a sex addict will give you an iWantMoregasm.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +18Reply

Having sex while doing flips of walls and shit is a parkourgasm

So would really boring sex.

Having sex with a drawer should be called a... drawergasm?

You and three of your closest friends would be a fourgasm?

Sex with a prostitute should be called a whoregasm.

Anonymous +26Reply
@Having sex with a mushroom is a sporegasm.

Having sex with a communist is a coldwargasm.

I was trying to think of a witty response to all these sex situations that rhyme with "orgasm." But I couldn't. So now I'm gonna shoot myself.

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@1272485

I thought he ate a pill

@TalkingRice I thought he ate a pill

I'm pretty sure Eva Braun did take poison but Hitler shot himself.

@528491 I'm pretty sure Eva Braun did take poison but Hitler shot himself.

ooh I thought they both ate the poison right after they married. I remember the fact that they died together, so i assumed that they both ate a pill hahas
my bad.

Sex with Snooki would be a JerseyShore-gasm.

amidoinitrite?

GabbyGirlie815s avatar GabbyGirlie815 Yeah You Are +15Reply

Sounds too much like Snorlax, very unsexy. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

@Norma Sounds too much like Snorlax, very unsexy. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

Snorlax used sleep talk!
"I'm not wearing any underwear..."

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@1271845

Sleep talk uses one move randomly from your move set, so snorlax could have surf and douche a fire pokemon.

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +2Reply
@1271845

Obviously Ghost types. Duh.

@Norma Sounds too much like Snorlax, very unsexy. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

I don't know what kind of pokemon you watched, but snorlax is very sexy..

ZombieBandwagons avatar ZombieBandwagon Yeah You Are +24Reply

...and if you poop after eating laxatives during the wet dream, it should be called snorelax.

sonickemets avatar sonickemet Yeah You Are +13Reply

Has anyone else actually orgasmed in a dream? Like felt it and everything?

Having sex while debating between two subjects would just be an ORgasm.

No. lame.

GabbyGirlie815s avatar GabbyGirlie815 Yeah You Are +9Reply

Having sex 8 different times with 8 diffferent people is a score!gasm.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +6Reply
@KirstenAnn Having sex 8 different times with 8 diffferent people is a score!gasm.

Scoregasm was already used... Would you like to buy a vowel?

Anonymous +16Reply

Having sex in a canoe would give you an oargasm.

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@1243796

my life is bro?

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@1271791

Bitch comment

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@1271807

Stop before I get a TROLLgasm.

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@1272502

You're doing it wrong

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@1272581

Have you not noticed that all the other examples rhyme with "orgasm?" Hence, snorgasm, oargasm, boregasm, doorgasm, floorgasm, etc.

A made up story about having sex could be a folkloregasm?

Wunderscores avatar Wunderscore Yeah You Are 0Reply

Having sex w/ a black man is a Soregasm.

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@1272805

What the hell is wrong with you? That's just freaking disturbing...

IamProbablyaNinjas avatar IamProbablyaNinja Yeah You Are +16Reply

im 12 and wut is this?

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Juless avatar Jules Yeah You Are +34Reply

EW!!

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@1272407

Hello fellow twelve year old!! Come play at http://www.webkinz.com :DDD

Anonymous -6Reply

Having sex with old men should be called lemonpartyorgasm.

Having oral sex should be called a jaw-gasm

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