Wet dreams should be called snoregasms, amirite?

Sounds too much like Snorlax, very unsexy. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Snorlax used sleep talk! "I'm not wearing any underwear..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know what kind of pokemon you watched, but snorlax is very sexy..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...and if you poop after eating laxatives during the wet dream, it should be called snorelax.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sex while flying in an airplane should be called a soargasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn you, I was gonna say that! angry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sex with a hammer should be called a thorgasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with choices is called an orgasm...oh wait...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So would really boring sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sex with a prostitute should be called a whoregasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with a mushroom is a sporegasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with a communist is a coldwargasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with an African is called AIDS. Oh shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inb4 OH EM GEE THAT'S RACIST! AHH!!!111!11oneONE1!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, is that how we show surprise on the internet nowadays? I had no idea ONE I must be really behind the times11ONE Thank you for bringing this to my attention 1ONE11

by Anonymous 13 years ago

U rly r!1one!!1ONE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sex on vacation is a tourgasm? No. Lame. I'm sorry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with an ax murderer is a goregasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

having sex with Edgar Allan Poe is a nevermoregasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EW!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with a vegetarian is a herbavorgasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with someone's skin is a poregasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with a Winnie the Poo character is an Eeyoregasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with a designer label could be a Diorgasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with a drawer should be called a... drawergasm?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with Dora would be an exploregasm oh and statutory rape.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with your headmaster is a dumbledoregasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being a sex addict will give you an iWantMoregasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sex with a screenname would give you Underscore_Gasms613.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex while doing flips of walls and shit is a parkourgasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Has anyone else actually orgasmed in a dream? Like felt it and everything?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sleeping Beauty? Rip Van Winkler?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex on a camping trip gives you a s'moregasm Having sex at the centre of the Earth should be called a coregasm Having sex with a person that's not paying attention to you is an ignoregasm... and it's crippling emotionally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was trying to think of a witty response to all these sex situations that rhyme with "orgasm." But I couldn't. So now I'm gonna shoot myself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with a Hispanic dude would be a Señorgasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with someone who has eyes like diamonds is a metaphorgasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with an extinct reptile would be a dinosaurgasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex while debating between two subjects would just be an ORgasm. No. lame.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sex with Snooki would be a JerseyShore-gasm. amidoinitrite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It'd be horrible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im 12 and wut is this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're irritating me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Premature ejaculation should be called a beforegasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with an ugly person would be an eyesoregasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having oral sex should be called a jaw-gasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It has to rhyme with snore...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jaw's-soregasm?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You and three of your closest friends would be a fourgasm?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex 8 different times with 8 diffferent people is a score!gasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex with old men should be called lemonpartyorgasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex w/ a black man is a Soregasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Having sex in a canoe would give you an oargasm.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A made up story about having sex could be a folkloregasm?

by Anonymous 13 years ago