Having sex with Dora would be an exploregasm
oh and statutory rape.
Having sex with an African is called AIDS.
Inb4 OH EM GEE THAT'S RACIST! AHH!!!111!11oneONE1!!!
Oh, is that how we show surprise on the internet nowadays? I had no idea ONE I must be really behind the times11ONE Thank you for bringing this to my attention 1ONE11
U rly r!1one!!1ONE!
Having sex with a Hispanic dude would be a Señorgasm.
Having sex on the carpet should be called a floorgasm.
You seem to have a lot of orgasms over a lot of small things.
Sex with Ben just doesn't happen.
so its a folkloregasm?
also, Sex on the beach is a shoregasm
Credetemi just said that. http://www.amirite.net/588744/1271843
Sex with an eaten apple...coregasm?
More like sex with the members of a crappy screamo band would be a coregasm.
Having sex at the market should be called a storegasm.
Having sex while while teaching should be called a loregasm.
Having sex with your mom is a whoregasm.
No thats just fucking sick
Alright people need to stop before I get a Trollgasm
Having sex in the threshold should be called a doorgasm
Dare I say having multiple orgasms should be called a moregasm?
Having sex with a golfer would be called a FORE!!gasm
Having sex in a rowboat should be called an oargasm.
Having sex with the enemy should be called a wargasm
Having sex with someone with no money is called a poorgasm.
Having sex with someone you hate should be called an abhorgasm.
two short, stubby, and ginger dogs having sex should be called a corgy
Corgi is hard G orgy is soft G, it doesn't work.
not if you use some imagination
having sex with a god should be called a thorgasm
more like a whoregasm
damn you. damn you to hell. i was going to say "sex with a slut could be called a horgasm" but NO! you had to take the concept and STAB IT WITH 1,000 KNIVES OF VENOM. imagine that pun was a glass vase. it was worth alot to the person who owns it. lots of praise, lots of loves. basically, you got the vase, dropped it, picked some pieces of it back up, and said "hey guys i had an accident but it's still the vase right?" perhaps i'm causing a tempest in a teapot, but that idea, that pun had SO MUCH POTENTIAL, and look at it now. downvoted. shame on you good sir.
Go fuck yourself (see what I did there?)
If they were a whore, then you'd probably pay them for the sex, and they'd probably make money from other people, so they wouldn't really be poor.
you can be a whore, and not be a prostitute, just because prostitutes are known as whores doesn't mean they're the only whores. World English Dictionary says the definition of a whore is "to be or act as prostitute," therefore, a whore can be anyone who sleeps around, including poor people.
perhaps you missed the 2 "probably"s in my comment...and you kind of contradicted your whole comment. "Including poor people"...
I'm confused where is the contradiction?
Sex on the beach: Shoregasm.
and having rough sex should be called a toregasm
Not having sex should be called a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Sex with Kratos from God of War should be called a goregasm
I judge thy defendant guilty of thumbing up thy own comments.
Having sex with your teacher should be called a mentorgasm.
Go to jail, do not pass go
walmart has lower prices, so with $20 you can get moregasm
Having sex with your headmaster is a dumbledoregasm.
Having sex on a camping trip gives you a s'moregasm
Having sex at the centre of the Earth should be called a coregasm
Having sex with a person that's not paying attention to you is an ignoregasm... and it's crippling emotionally.
Sex with a hammer should be called a thorgasm
Having sex with choices is called an orgasm...oh wait...
One of the more clever ones. Good job!
Sex with a screenname would give you Underscore_Gasms613.
613, once figured out, will be much more kinky than 69.
iPod Touch ftw!
Its like an inside joke now
"Hahah right, Steve?!? ;)"
Who is Steve
Is that what the hell those little boxes are??? I've seen those everywhere and have been so confused
I see it. But I'm on iTouch, people using a computer might not.
I know right. Just saying, but see it sounds like I see it I thought it was clever but now I'm just self promoting myself... INTERRUPTING CAMEL
Choregasm... sounds both kinky, and easy for a woman to do around the house.
Isn't that second one just procrasturbation?
having sex with Edgar Allan Poe is a nevermoregasm
Premature ejaculation should be called a beforegasm.
Sex while flying in an airplane should be called a soargasm
Damn you, I was gonna say that!
Having sex with a vegetarian is a herbavorgasm
Having sex with an extinct reptile would be a dinosaurgasm.
Having sex with a Winnie the Poo character is an Eeyoregasm.
Sex on vacation is a tourgasm?
No. Lame. I'm sorry.
Sex with a lion is a roargasm.
Sex with a talking lion is Rumbleroargasm
Having sex with an ax murderer is a goregasm
Having sex with someone's skin is a poregasm.
i think it's JUST their skin
Having sex with an ugly person would be an eyesoregasm.
Masturbation right after sex is called a soregasm.
Having sex with someone who has eyes like diamonds is a metaphorgasm.
Wouldn't that be a simile?
Antithesis, hyperbole, metonymy and simile are all considered types of metaphor.
I see. I did not know that!
Thankyou for telling me.
Having sex with a designer label could be a Diorgasm
Being a sex addict will give you an iWantMoregasm.
Having sex while doing flips of walls and shit is a parkourgasm
So would really boring sex.
Having sex with a drawer should be called a... drawergasm?
You and three of your closest friends would be a fourgasm?
Sex with a prostitute should be called a whoregasm.
Having sex with a mushroom is a sporegasm.
Having sex with a communist is a coldwargasm.
I was trying to think of a witty response to all these sex situations that rhyme with "orgasm." But I couldn't. So now I'm gonna shoot myself.
Having sex with a bad white guy is called a hitlergasm.
Coincidentally, Hitler shot himself too!
Hahahahaha, no, nevermind. Not clever:(
I thought he ate a pill
I'm pretty sure Eva Braun did take poison but Hitler shot himself.
ooh I thought they both ate the poison right after they married. I remember the fact that they died together, so i assumed that they both ate a pill hahas
Sex with Snooki would be a JerseyShore-gasm.
It'd be horrible.
Sounds too much like Snorlax, very unsexy. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
Snorlax used sleep talk!
"I'm not wearing any underwear..."
Sleep talk uses one move randomly from your move set, so snorlax could have surf and douche a fire pokemon.
Obviously Ghost types. Duh.
I don't know what kind of pokemon you watched, but snorlax is very sexy..
...and if you poop after eating laxatives during the wet dream, it should be called snorelax.
Has anyone else actually orgasmed in a dream? Like felt it and everything?
Sleeping Beauty? Rip Van Winkler?
Having sex while debating between two subjects would just be an ORgasm.
Having sex 8 different times with 8 diffferent people is a score!gasm.
Scoregasm was already used... Would you like to buy a vowel?
Having sex in a canoe would give you an oargasm.
my life is bro?
Stop before I get a TROLLgasm.
You're doing it wrong
Have you not noticed that all the other examples rhyme with "orgasm?" Hence, snorgasm, oargasm, boregasm, doorgasm, floorgasm, etc.
A made up story about having sex could be a folkloregasm?
Having sex w/ a black man is a Soregasm.
What the hell is wrong with you? That's just freaking disturbing...
im 12 and wut is this?
You're irritating me.
Hello fellow twelve year old!! Come play at http://www.webkinz.com :DDD
Having sex with old men should be called lemonpartyorgasm.
Having oral sex should be called a jaw-gasm
It has to rhyme with snore...