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U jelly, jailmates?

At court

"Now I want you to bite where the man touched you on this snack representation of him."

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +29Reply

If this became POTD one day. I would be just fine with that.

wobbuffets avatar wobbuffet Yeah You Are +21Reply
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@1579759

Will's a boy.

Anonymous +8Reply
@Will's a boy.

Whats your point? hello smilie

@Will's a boy.

Well that's awkward huh?

Anonymous +2Reply
@wobbuffet If this became POTD one day. I would be just fine with that.

If one of my posts became POTD, I would be just fine with that.

Am I the only one who imagined "Timmy" and his dad from The Fairly Oddparents?

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +18Reply

And Pepperjack Polticians. "Look, dad! Rick Perry lost his head!" "Great job, son!"

ihearandomusics avatar ihearandomusic Yeah You Are +11Reply
@ihearandomusic And Pepperjack Polticians. "Look, dad! Rick Perry lost his head!" "Great job, son!"

"You know something's wrong when gays can serve in the military, while our kids are forced to eat fruit snacks shaped like random objects. As President, I will end Obama's war on junk food, and substitute food shaped like my face. I'm Rick Perry, and I'm a piece of shit."

This definitely deserves POTD.

I thought we didn't believe in the death penalty?

@LoquaciousHippo I thought we didn't believe in the death penalty?

We believe in the death of a grape-flavored maniac who is a cereal rapist. Watch out Count Chocula.

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@1250518

True of course, however a very large portion do on this specific issue so I didn't think it would be amiss to address it to the community

@1250518

But aren't you speaking for the whole community when you say that...

Anonymous 0Reply

You can do that already with Sour Patch Kids:
'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a homosexual, Dad!" 'Attaboy!'

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Favvkes You can do that already with Sour Patch Kids: 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a...

'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just sucking the head of a homosexual, Dad!" 'Attaboy, like father like son!'

Anonymous +14Reply

I literally LOLed! This post is underrated!!

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@1579735

No, they would break because they would try to squeeze too many into one machine.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +17Reply

exactly. there's a reason there are no animal cracker bats.

Anonymous +3Reply

Mmm I do enjoy Jack the Ripper Gummies. The orange prostitutes are my favorite. :)

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@1579924

That is not one of my favorites.

@1579922

(giantlhat)
Who could that buff young man be?

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@1579933

They are a lot more fun than the regular, puny ones.

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@1579951

Yay for free publicity!

but i always make my animal crackers and gummi bears have make believe sex.

@El_Duderino but i always make my animal crackers and gummi bears have make believe sex.

You could do the same with your Jailmate Jellies.

Rapist Ryan dropped the soap. Looks like Mike the Murderer's going to have a fun time!

Sinners avatar Sinner Yeah You Are +81Reply
@Sinner You could do the same with your Jailmate Jellies. Rapist Ryan dropped the soap. Looks like Mike the Murderer's...

that's what i was implying, except it might not send the same positive message. Although, I'm sure it would keep children terrified of jail.

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@1579757

Well, technically, even if he liked it, its still rape if it isn't consensual.

Yes, I would know.

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +14Reply

I love this post! lhat smilie

Anonymous 0Reply
@I love this post!

I love it more than you.
(giantlhat)

@Whacka I love it more than you. (giantlhat)

Leave him alone, he's socially awkward.

@L_Stylz Sure, take his side.

I'm sorry. Would you like a turnip?

Anonymous +5Reply
@Whacka I love it more than you. (giantlhat)

how did u make it big liek that

Anonymous -3Reply
@how did u make it big liek that

He has an amirite? Gold account.

@Brettward95 He has an amirite? Gold account.

Benefits of Gold Accounts include:
mega-hat priveleges!
(giantlhat)
Upgrade today!!

@MartellusBoss Benefits of Gold Accounts include: mega-hat priveleges! (giantlhat) Upgrade today!!

no wait please tell me i know there is no gold account. but how do u do it for reall

Anonymous -5Reply
@Brettward95 No, really. Anthony just created it.

guys i figured it out!
(giantlhat)

Anonymous +3Reply
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@1580465

Apparently.
(giantlhat)

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are 0Reply
@I love this post!

I FAVORITE THIS POST!

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time

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@L_Stylz Alright.

Giggity Giggity Goo Alll-right! hello smilie

So yeah I like animal-shaped animals

Looks like Timmy's gonna be a great jail warden when he grows up...

Atta boy......... hehe smilie

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@1579958

What you saying, Jb is my bitch, you bitch.

Anonymous 0Reply

i dont think eating animal crackers or gummy bears is to blame for people who have bad morals

@KateJoseph28 i dont think eating animal crackers or gummy bears is to blame for people who have bad morals

Are you kidding?! There's been numerous studdies showing that eating animal crackers and gummy bears result in kids having bad morals! In fact, animal crackers and gummy bears have been made illegal in 43 different countries because of they're negative effects on a child's psychological well-being.

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +20Reply

British humor lolol

@EpicBoy British humor lolol

International humor lol.

Montanas avatar Montana Yeah You Are +18Reply
@EpicBoy British humor lolol

Someone tell me why I got downvoted? I actually liked this post-.-

@EpicBoy Someone tell me why I got downvoted? I actually liked this post-.-

Maybe people don't like that you said it was "british humor" because it can apply to any country? That's the only reason I could think of.

@EpicBoy Oh, well I knew for a fact the poster is from England... Haha

They are. That's why your comment does make sense. I don't really know why it was downvoted.

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