+1,352 When it comes to food, we've been teaching our kids that it's fine to eat things such as Gingerbread Men, Animal Crackers and Gummy Bears. Surely they'd grow up with more morals if we gave them something like Jelly Jailmates? 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a convicted criminal, Dad!" 'Attaboy!' amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but i always make my animal crackers and gummi bears have make believe sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could do the same with your Jailmate Jellies. Rapist Ryan dropped the soap. Looks like Mike the Murderer's going to have a fun time!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's what i was implying, except it might not send the same positive message. Although, I'm sure it would keep children terrified of jail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Surprise buttsecks!! Now they're both rapists!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If this became POTD one day. I would be just fine with that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you fine now?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If one of my posts became POTD, I would be just fine with that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe he payed a fine to get it POTD. hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

U jelly, jailmates?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I literally LOLed! This post is underrated!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not anymore it isn't

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This definitely deserves POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought we didn't believe in the death penalty?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We believe in the death of a grape-flavored maniac who is a cereal rapist. Watch out Count Chocula.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

exactly. there's a reason there are no animal cracker bats.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love this post! lhat

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I FAVORITE THIS POST!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...alright?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Am I the only one who imagined "Timmy" and his dad from The Fairly Oddparents?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wouldn't ever think of those guys!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*At court* "Now I want you to bite where the man touched you on this snack representation of him."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can do that already with Sour Patch Kids: 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a homosexual, Dad!" 'Attaboy!'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just sucking the head of a homosexual, Dad!" 'Attaboy, like father like son!'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...which head?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...that's the joke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

British humor lolol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

International humor lol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Someone tell me why I got downvoted? I actually liked this post-.-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe people don't like that you said it was "british humor" because it can apply to any country? That's the only reason I could think of.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, well I knew for a fact the poster is from England... Haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They are. That's why your comment does make sense. I don't really know why it was downvoted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And Pepperjack Polticians. "Look, dad! Rick Perry lost his head!" "Great job, son!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"You know something's wrong when gays can serve in the military, while our kids are forced to eat fruit snacks shaped like random objects. As President, I will end Obama's war on junk food, and substitute food shaped like my face. I'm Rick Perry, and I'm a piece of shit."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i dont think eating animal crackers or gummy bears is to blame for people who have bad morals

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you kidding?! There's been numerous studdies showing that eating animal crackers and gummy bears result in kids having bad morals! In fact, animal crackers and gummy bears have been made illegal in 43 different countries because of they're negative effects on a child's psychological well-being.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

really? oops, i didn't know. next time ill do my research on the topic!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...Are you being serious or is that sarcasm?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

serious... what you said was true right?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No... It was a joke...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WHAT? Ok.. you scared me there for a second. thank GOD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*studies :p

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oooooo, spout another cool fact!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mmm I do enjoy Jack the Ripper Gummies. The orange prostitutes are my favorite. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So yeah I like animal-shaped animals

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Looks like Timmy's gonna be a great jail warden when he grows up...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Atta boy......... hehe

by Anonymous 11 years ago