Sinner Jokes & Humour
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Also about Jokes & Humour+110If only far right wingnuts had a sense of humor this would be a much better world,
U jelly, jailmates?
"Now I want you to bite where the man touched you on this snack representation of him."
If this became POTD one day. I would be just fine with that.
Are you fine now?
Will's a boy.
Whats your point?
Well that's awkward huh?
If one of my posts became POTD, I would be just fine with that.
Maybe he payed a fine to get it POTD.
Am I the only one who imagined "Timmy" and his dad from The Fairly Oddparents?
I wouldn't ever think of those guys!
And Pepperjack Polticians. "Look, dad! Rick Perry lost his head!" "Great job, son!"
"You know something's wrong when gays can serve in the military, while our kids are forced to eat fruit snacks shaped like random objects. As President, I will end Obama's war on junk food, and substitute food shaped like my face. I'm Rick Perry, and I'm a piece of shit."
This definitely deserves POTD.
I thought we didn't believe in the death penalty?
We believe in the death of a grape-flavored maniac who is a cereal rapist. Watch out Count Chocula.
True of course, however a very large portion do on this specific issue so I didn't think it would be amiss to address it to the community
But aren't you speaking for the whole community when you say that...
You can do that already with Sour Patch Kids:
'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a homosexual, Dad!" 'Attaboy!'
'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just sucking the head of a homosexual, Dad!" 'Attaboy, like father like son!'
...that's the joke
I literally LOLed! This post is underrated!!
not anymore it isn't
No, they would break because they would try to squeeze too many into one machine.
exactly. there's a reason there are no animal cracker bats.
Mmm I do enjoy Jack the Ripper Gummies. The orange prostitutes are my favorite. :)
That is not one of my favorites.
Who could that buff young man be?
They are a lot more fun than the regular, puny ones.
Yay for free publicity!
but i always make my animal crackers and gummi bears have make believe sex.
You could do the same with your Jailmate Jellies.
Rapist Ryan dropped the soap. Looks like Mike the Murderer's going to have a fun time!
that's what i was implying, except it might not send the same positive message. Although, I'm sure it would keep children terrified of jail.
Now they're both rapists!
Well, technically, even if he liked it, its still rape if it isn't consensual.
Yes, I would know.
I love this post!
Leave him alone, he's socially awkward.
He's Socially Awesome.
Sure, take his side.
I'm sorry. Would you like a turnip?
how did u make it big liek that
He has an amirite? Gold account.
Benefits of Gold Accounts include:
no wait please tell me i know there is no gold account. but how do u do it for reall
No, really. Anthony just created it.
guys i figured it out!
I FAVORITE THIS POST!
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time
Giggity Giggity Goo Alll-right!
So yeah I like animal-shaped animals
Looks like Timmy's gonna be a great jail warden when he grows up...
Puffy and grumpy cat is puffy and grumpy.
What you saying, Jb is my bitch, you bitch.
i dont think eating animal crackers or gummy bears is to blame for people who have bad morals
Are you kidding?! There's been numerous studdies showing that eating animal crackers and gummy bears result in kids having bad morals! In fact, animal crackers and gummy bears have been made illegal in 43 different countries because of they're negative effects on a child's psychological well-being.
really? oops, i didn't know. next time ill do my research on the topic!
...Are you being serious or is that sarcasm?
serious... what you said was true right?
No... It was a joke...
WHAT? Ok.. you scared me there for a second. thank GOD
oooooo, spout another cool fact!
British humor lolol
International humor lol.
Someone tell me why I got downvoted? I actually liked this post-.-
Maybe people don't like that you said it was "british humor" because it can apply to any country? That's the only reason I could think of.
Oh, well I knew for a fact the poster is from England... Haha
They are. That's why your comment does make sense. I don't really know why it was downvoted.