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If we, the human race, turned green right after we masturbate for the first time, what we call "normal" skin color nowadays would become a legend. amirite?

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Katffros avatar Katffro Yeah You Are +58Reply
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Your name is green too.
/suspicious

Katffros avatar Katffro Yeah You Are +3Reply

Wow...how does one think up something like this?

@Ashden Wow...how does one think up something like this?

Thought of it on my way back home, on the bus lol

Sarah593s avatar Sarah593 Yeah You Are +19Reply

It would end racism. Just get everyone to touch themselves.

God, can you imagine the awkwardness if your priest came to work green one day, or your teacher?

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +39Reply
@FlyingGuineaPig God, can you imagine the awkwardness if your priest came to work green one day, or your teacher?

I think the post is saying if the masturbated once then their skin turns permanently green so if someone is old enough to be a teacher they'd probably already be green.

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +9Reply

can you imagine how uncomfortable that would be though? like you come to dinner at age eleven after the first time and your mom is just like "...oh."

Thanks you for specifying that we are humans. I would have had no idea otherwise.

Dismantlements avatar Dismantlement Yeah You Are +22Reply

II'm assuming less people would masturbate.

This is POTD material. At least in my eyes smirk smilie

Wonder if this would also be true for sex.

@Ezio Wonder if this would also be true for sex.

There could be different colors for different things, maybe. Sex could be orange or something.

@orangesocks There could be different colors for different things, maybe. Sex could be orange or something.

What if you masturbated AND had sex? Would you turn a mixture of green and orange, or would there be an entirely different color for that? Also, are we looking too far into this?

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +17Reply

imagine seeing a 4 year old green..

Miss_Potters avatar Miss_Potter Yeah You Are +5Reply

What if you've been molested? Do you turn, like, a really dark green?

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