+307 If we, the human race, turned green right after we masturbate for the first time, what we call "normal" skin color nowadays would become a legend. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow...how does one think up something like this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thought of it on my way back home, on the bus lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is POTD material. At least in my eyes smirk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My comment masturbated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

II'm assuming less people would masturbate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks you for specifying that we are humans. I would have had no idea otherwise.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would end racism. Just get everyone to touch themselves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God, can you imagine the awkwardness if your priest came to work green one day, or your teacher?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the post is saying if the masturbated once then their skin turns permanently green so if someone is old enough to be a teacher they'd probably already be green.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wonder if this would also be true for sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There could be different colors for different things, maybe. Sex could be orange or something.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you masturbated AND had sex? Would you turn a mixture of green and orange, or would there be an entirely different color for that? Also, are we looking too far into this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

can you imagine how uncomfortable that would be though? like you come to dinner at age eleven after the first time and your mom is just like "...oh."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

imagine seeing a 4 year old green..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what 4 year olds do you know that mastrubate?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My sister has a friend...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hopefully they wouldn't know what they're doing. Hopefully...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by friend's little brother likes to play penis guitar..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you've been molested? Do you turn, like, a really dark green?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

?

by Anonymous 13 years ago