If we, the human race, turned green right after we masturbate for the first time, what we call "normal" skin color nowadays would become a legend. amirite?
I think the post is saying if the masturbated once then their skin turns permanently green so if someone is old enough to be a teacher they'd probably already be green.
What if you masturbated AND had sex? Would you turn a mixture of green and orange, or would there be an entirely different color for that? Also, are we looking too far into this?
My comment masturbated.
Your name is green too.
/suspicious
Wow...how does one think up something like this?
Thought of it on my way back home, on the bus lol
It would end racism. Just get everyone to touch themselves.
God, can you imagine the awkwardness if your priest came to work green one day, or your teacher?
I think the post is saying if the masturbated once then their skin turns permanently green so if someone is old enough to be a teacher they'd probably already be green.
can you imagine how uncomfortable that would be though? like you come to dinner at age eleven after the first time and your mom is just like "...oh."
Thanks you for specifying that we are humans. I would have had no idea otherwise.
II'm assuming less people would masturbate.
This is POTD material. At least in my eyes
Wonder if this would also be true for sex.
There could be different colors for different things, maybe. Sex could be orange or something.
What if you masturbated AND had sex? Would you turn a mixture of green and orange, or would there be an entirely different color for that? Also, are we looking too far into this?
imagine seeing a 4 year old green..
what 4 year olds do you know that mastrubate?
My sister has a friend...
Hopefully they wouldn't know what they're doing. Hopefully...
by friend's little brother likes to play penis guitar..
What if you've been molested? Do you turn, like, a really dark green?
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