+563 It's bullshit how as a Canadian I can only ride polar bears to school once I'm sixteen years of age, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, there is a loophole that states if you can catch and train your own rather than buying it from a shop, you can ride it sooner

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thank you! I have never heard anything aboot that before.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shut up, I'm Australian, and we don't get our liscenses to ride kangaroos until we're 21.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Forget all the problems the commenters above me have, here in America I can't get liposuction and botox until I'm eighteen!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're a guinea pig with motherfucking wings! Quit your bitching!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My wings have never fucked anyone's mother...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have video proof they fucked mine :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You must be mistaking me for another avian/rodent hybrid wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmmm, perhaps it was bat-hamster?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Guys, STFU. Here in Asia you can't graduate college until you're at least six.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, come on. In Kansas, we have to be 17 before we can drive our tractor everywhere. Think how bad THAT is. Although, you can get a cowing license if you're willing to milk it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kind of unrelated, but is it also true that you can't marry your sibling until you're 21?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yup. I'm waiting to marry my cousin, who is also a piece of hay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is such a bullshit law. Even in the summer, I have to walk through 3 feet of snow just to get to school. I doubt my parents will buy me my my first polar bear anyways...:(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

eh?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Even worse, in Spain I'm not allowed to ride bulls to football games until I'm 17. Its bullshit *bah-dum-ch*

by Anonymous 12 years ago