It took Jesus 3 days to rise from the dead, over a month to get out of a desert, and 30 years to even start preaching. People really shouldn't have expected him to be on time for his own rapture, amirite?

+360 It took Jesus 3 days to rise from the dead, over a month to get out of a desert, and 30 years to even start preaching. People really shouldn't have expected him to be on time for his own rapture, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i'm scared out of my Goddamn mind. just clocked out of work at 6.66 hours exactly according to the little sheet of paper you get! work hours: 6.66 total hours: 6.66 DON'T JOKE ABOUT THE RAPTURE I THINK GOD WANTS ME TO REPENT OF MY PEDOPHILING IN THE LAST HOUR I HAVE!!!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

6:66 is 7:06

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. On a time card, 6.66 is about 6 hrs 40 min...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just to clear things up, it says in the Bible no one knows when the rapture will happen, so in case it had been at exactly 6:00 PM on Saturday the 21, then it changed because that guy ruined it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No one will know? So, hypothetically, if I continuously predicted the rapture every waking moment, it won't happen?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was joking... about the last part (I didn't realize I had to point it out). Postscript, guessing every moment doesn't equal you knowing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Knowing. It's kind of a circle. You can't know of it unless it actually will happen, but it won't happen if you do know of it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

? Something CAN happen without your knowledge of it, your knowledge doesn't prevent anything. Also, you can know or not know about something, after it happens. I'm not sure what you're trying to say....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wasn't talking about knowledge pertaining to events in general, but nevermind that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I really do want to understand, what did you mean?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LOL. I read all of Revelations today after 6pm and turns out that a loooot of stuff has to happen before the second coming...but whatever you do, don't get the mark of the beast on your right arm or forehead....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

he started preaching when he was twelve retard

by Anonymous 12 years ago