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More people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends, amirite?

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I would have read the Bible if my friend hadn't ruined the ending for me. It was Judas.

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +30Reply

Hahahah. This made me laugh and I'm Catholic.

GabbyGirlie815s avatar GabbyGirlie815 Yeah You Are +20Reply
@GabbyGirlie815 Hahahah. This made me laugh and I'm Catholic.

I wholeheartedly agree with it and I'm Catholic :D

meysenburgers avatar meysenburger Yeah You Are +6Reply

BIBLE=Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth

(This is a good post, and I'm not trying to be really picky and find minor problems) but, really only 4 chapters talk about the life of Jesus. Those 4 are the "Gospel."

Anonymous +15Reply
@(This is a good post, and I'm not trying to be really picky and find minor problems) but, really only 4 chapters...

the "and Friends" could be talking about the people on the other books. Moses, Noah, Daniel, King David, etc. are all his friends too.

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +17Reply
@Touche.

still a good point though, only .06% of the bible is Jesus' life.

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +7Reply
@528491 still a good point though, only .06% of the bible is Jesus' life.

Yeah, but that .06% of the Bible is an extremely crucial part, because it redefines everything that was stated before, and defines everything stated afterward.

isomorphics avatar isomorphic Yeah You Are +8Reply
@528491 still a good point though, only .06% of the bible is Jesus' life.

Yes, just 4 chapters: Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. But, really, most of the stories in one chapter is in the other 3 chapters, all 4 chapters tell very similar stories.

Anonymous +4Reply

Or if it had a more up-to-date translation.

ProudMarys avatar ProudMary Yeah You Are +13Reply
@ProudMary Or if it had a more up-to-date translation.

Yo dawg, so den, Jesus was all up like, turning dat water into beer, and his decipals were like, "YEA-YA, PARTY UP IN HERRRRE!"
aww yeah, and some lepers and shit.

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So den, dees Romans were all like. "Yo. Stop." and Jesus was like, "lol no." so they stapled him to dis "t," and his friends were like, "well damn." then, like 3 days later, he goes all zombie shit on us! He's like, "lol, dude i was dead yesterday. But now im not." Iwazz like we were trippin pretty hard dude.

@ProudMary Or if it had a more up-to-date translation.

The NIV, New Living Translation, The Message, Contemporary English Version, and Contemporary Bible are all very easy to comprehend, no "thou, thee thy".

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +17Reply
@528491 The NIV, New Living Translation, The Message, Contemporary English Version, and Contemporary Bible are all very...

also children's illustrated bibles. But the more common ones still are pretty archaic to keep the feel of it. While it makes sense, most people just don't have patience with that

ProudMarys avatar ProudMary Yeah You Are 0Reply

Well, considering the Bible is the best selling book of all time, I don't think you need to worry about Bible sales xD

Anonymous +12Reply
@ashnicoleluvsblg (your mother's vagina): It's also the most shop-lifted book. Irony at it's best.

If you just reworded that comment a tiny bit, I think you could turn it into a good Amirite? post!

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +4Reply

Jesus Christ and the Resurrection Cross.

hotwiredTARDISs avatar hotwiredTARDIS Yeah You Are +11Reply

Or if it was a rap to the beat of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song.
"In a stable in Jerusalem, born and raised
In the churchyard was where I spent most of my days
Chillin out max and relaxin all cool
And all preachin the gospel to some dudes in the pews
When the king named Caesar, who was up to no good
Started getting jealous of a baby boy
He started killing the babies, and my mom got scared
She said 'You're moving to Egypt with your father and I'
I waited for my camel, and when it got near, its humps were all lopsided it had some lice in its hair
If anything I could say that this thing was gross
But I thought, "Ah, forget it, go fast, to Egypt'
I pulled up to Egypt at 7 or 8 I yelled to King Caesar "HAHA see you later"
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally safe,took a seat on my throne, I was king of the world!"

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +11Reply

Am I alone thinking 'The Adventures of Jesus and Friends' would be more appealing to kids?

@Sokkasocks97 No, it almost sounds like a comic book title.

There is a comic book version of bible, you know.

Anonymous +2Reply

Nice stealing of GR.

tyreeshajoness avatar tyreeshajones Yeah You Are +3Reply

I was sent by amiwrong (;

Anonymous 0Reply

That's a really cute name for some reason! :)

tessaS85s avatar tessaS85 Yeah You Are -2Reply

Repeat from Grouchy Rabbit.

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