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0You remember when Facebook notifications were in the bottom right corner, amirite?
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+264Amirite notifications are more exciting to get than Facebook notifications, amirite?
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+18Facebook notifications are like Halloween candy...when you have a lot, you know there's bound to be some you won't care about, amirite?
Yeah, this might have worked better if I had said amirite notifications.
You're so insightful, Jesus.
You have 2.
No, I will not love your comment.
Will you love mine? I mean...you HAVE been dating for over 7 months...
I suppose it is, but now you've gotten another "tiny red circle of greatness" from me. Unfortunately, by the time you've read this comment, it's likely already gone.
You're making it a lot harder to not love your comment, but I'd hate to change my mind.
What would Jesus do?
I didn't even notice it was in the 'Jokes' section until I read the comments and still got it. The humor in this post wasn't exactly complicated.
This has apparently gone over some people's heads.
Thank you. I was getting worried that everyone would take this way too seriously.
And facebook is what I do while my porn is buffering.
Why use porn when you could just look at someone's profile pictures.
Life is just something you do while you stare at the computer screen waiting for a new POTD.
It doesn't really matter because there's still 24 hours between each POTD change.
Life brings the notifications!
"Honey!! The dog just took a shit on the couch!!"
"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, SOMEONE LIKED MY STATUS"
I don't have a life. So I play the board game and tell people I do.
I thought it was pretty funny hahas
.___.
I don't even remember reading this post.
Amirite notifications looks like skittles.
Thanks! And Jesus can turn Facebook notifications into Amirite notifications.
Wait... This is a joke? Dang... :/
Life is for losers. I have COD.
GOD*
That was a joke. Right?
...(blank)
I use these amirite posts and make groups out of them to get facebook notifications111!!1
i sit on amirite to wait foor g0d posts to make them as. 1 th1nk this 1 is g0d dont ya think?
Fixed ;)
I guess I get the words "life" and "masturbation" mixed up a lot...
Not according to Urban ;P
http://www.urbandictionary.com/....php?term=life
Urban....
Active?
Don't leave me hanging
(hangingbyaprayer)
I miss jmayrod.
Where the hell have they been?
...has he...
well....???
OH. Very well.
people, just because its posted under jokes doesnt mean it revokes the meaning of YYA.
Man, i remember voting on this when it was overwelmed with NW's. Great turnaround
I'm starting to think this guy is a moderator.. his shit gets POTD far too often..
It's just two within two days of each other.
Very well done..
moderators can't see who made what posts when they approve them, nor do they play favorites when picking POTD.
We can see whose posts are what if we are looking at the Just In or something.
And mods don't pick the POTDs; admins do.
Fuck off.
Holy shit the post is at 666... facebook is the devil
No, fooball is the devil and you won't be playing it Bobby Buchea!
http://ctrlv.in/44090
I barely get notifications in amirite, my posts are lame and so are my comments, when I get a notification I'm like :O OMFFG!!!! GREAT!!!!!!! your post was removed because: repost WHAAAATTTTT I JUST SEARCHED FOR IT AND NOTHING APPEARED!!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT, while in Facebook OMG STOP INVITING ME TO STUPID EVENTS!!! OMG I DONT EVEN PLAY THAT GAME!!! hey some one just liked my picture ;) lemme check which one, NOOO THAT'S A PICTURE OF MY DOG, greatness ;) so yea
Brisk legumes.
Wuts :x
Sad face. Poor Laura
:(
goes to profile to help boost Lauras self esteem
You've deceived me.
I feel very lied to right now, sad face is now mad face. -_- (this is actually a deadpan face but let's pretend ok)
Why are u mad at me? What did I doo??
I never lied! Im an honest Domo
Yea your record is great so I feel lied to.
I didn't lie, I meant that I've been here so long and only have like 5 home paged and that few stuff
Oh ok.
Yupp
FACT: Any post featured on the amirite facebook page will eventually become POTD
Has it been on the twitter?
Didn't think so
DUDE you stole my idea with the twitter, brooo.
Unorigninall im downvotin u!
What the fuck are you talking about -.-
http://amirite.net/559090/1511561
Fail link, scroll down the comment thread a little.
Noob.
I've never seen that.
And people still use the word "noob?"
I never used the word "noob." Not only is it stereotypical and very unoriginal, (I prefer to carefully tailor my insults to the situation for maximum effect) the user is just one slip of the finger away from accidentally saying "boob" and giving others an opportunity to flame them back.
Criticizing the logic in insults. What a boob! Wait...
Sir, I'm sure yo make sure my spelling on the internet is perfect.
That was the joke (troll?)
Fine then, <i>nub<i><i/>.
Ffs how do you do italics these days?
FACT: Any post put into the POTD queue will eventually become POTD.
There's an amirite FB page?
https://www.facebook.com/amirite.net
Perhaps I should have put this in the Jokes category.
Wait but since youre an anon, you could be another person masquerading as the same anon. In other words, you did this to get everyone to shut up.
You caught me.
....or did you?
Hey you're not me
Yes I am
Not this again.
huh... i don't remember typing this...
did I write this a long time ago?