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@1512193

Yeah, this might have worked better if I had said amirite notifications.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +11Reply
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@1512196

You're so insightful, Jesus.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +50Reply
@1512193

No, I will not love your comment.

Fitzkriegs avatar Fitzkrieg Yeah You Are -11Reply
@Fitzkrieg No, I will not love your comment.

Will you love mine? I mean...you HAVE been dating for over 7 months...

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +13Reply
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@1525761

I suppose it is, but now you've gotten another "tiny red circle of greatness" from me. Unfortunately, by the time you've read this comment, it's likely already gone.

Fitzkriegs avatar Fitzkrieg Yeah You Are 0Reply
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@1525827

You're making it a lot harder to not love your comment, but I'd hate to change my mind.

What would Jesus do?

Fitzkriegs avatar Fitzkrieg Yeah You Are 0Reply

I didn't even notice it was in the 'Jokes' section until I read the comments and still got it. The humor in this post wasn't exactly complicated.

This has apparently gone over some people's heads.

HopeImrites avatar HopeImrite Yeah You Are +40Reply
@HopeImrite This has apparently gone over some people's heads.

Thank you. I was getting worried that everyone would take this way too seriously.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +29Reply

And facebook is what I do while my porn is buffering.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +34Reply
@Serg And facebook is what I do while my porn is buffering.

Why use porn when you could just look at someone's profile pictures.

Life is just something you do while you stare at the computer screen waiting for a new POTD.

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +33Reply
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@1525642

It doesn't really matter because there's still 24 hours between each POTD change.

Life brings the notifications!

Anonymous +32Reply

"Honey!! The dog just took a shit on the couch!!"
"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, SOMEONE LIKED MY STATUS"

I don't have a life. So I play the board game and tell people I do.

Kashishs avatar Kashish Yeah You Are +28Reply

I thought it was pretty funny hahas

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +20Reply
@TalkingRice I thought it was pretty funny hahas

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I don't even remember reading this post.

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are +27Reply

Amirite notifications looks like skittles.

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@1525631

Thanks! And Jesus can turn Facebook notifications into Amirite notifications.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +5Reply

Wait... This is a joke? Dang... :/

Sahils avatar Sahil Yeah You Are +11Reply

I use these amirite posts and make groups out of them to get facebook notifications111!!1

i sit on amirite to wait foor g0d posts to make them as. 1 th1nk this 1 is g0d dont ya think?

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I guess I get the words "life" and "masturbation" mixed up a lot...

people, just because its posted under jokes doesnt mean it revokes the meaning of YYA.

names avatar name No Way +3Reply

Man, i remember voting on this when it was overwelmed with NW's. Great turnaround y smilie

HopeImrites avatar HopeImrite Yeah You Are +3Reply

I'm starting to think this guy is a moderator.. his shit gets POTD far too often..

@Shadowinchester I'm starting to think this guy is a moderator.. his shit gets POTD far too often..

moderators can't see who made what posts when they approve them, nor do they play favorites when picking POTD.

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@moderators can't see who made what posts when they approve them, nor do they play favorites when picking POTD.

We can see whose posts are what if we are looking at the Just In or something.

And mods don't pick the POTDs; admins do.

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@1525904

Fuck off.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +1Reply

I barely get notifications in amirite, my posts are lame and so are my comments, when I get a notification I'm like :O OMFFG!!!! GREAT!!!!!!! your post was removed because: repost WHAAAATTTTT I JUST SEARCHED FOR IT AND NOTHING APPEARED!!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT, while in Facebook OMG STOP INVITING ME TO STUPID EVENTS!!! OMG I DONT EVEN PLAY THAT GAME!!! hey some one just liked my picture ;) lemme check which one, NOOO THAT'S A PICTURE OF MY DOG, greatness ;) so yea

LauraHernandezs avatar LauraHernandez Yeah You Are -9Reply

FACT: Any post featured on the amirite facebook page will eventually become POTD

Shuns avatar Shun No Way -17Reply
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@1525637

Has it been on the twitter?

Didn't think so smirk smilie

@Shun FACT: Any post featured on the amirite facebook page will eventually become POTD

DUDE you stole my idea with the twitter, brooo.

Unorigninall im downvotin u!

@Shun I've never seen that. And people still use the word "noob?"

I never used the word "noob." Not only is it stereotypical and very unoriginal, (I prefer to carefully tailor my insults to the situation for maximum effect) the user is just one slip of the finger away from accidentally saying "boob" and giving others an opportunity to flame them back.

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Shun I've never seen that. And people still use the word "noob?"

Fine then, <i>nub<i><i/>.

Ffs how do you do italics these days?

@Shun FACT: Any post featured on the amirite facebook page will eventually become POTD

FACT: Any post put into the POTD queue will eventually become POTD.

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@1246560

Perhaps I should have put this in the Jokes category.

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@1246604

Wait but since youre an anon, you could be another person masquerading as the same anon. In other words, you did this to get everyone to shut up.

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