It would be horrible to be a pregnant woman at planned parenthood and lock your keys in your car, because it would be awkward to go inside and ask for a hanger, amirite?
You see, since the comments have been strictly about abortions, I thought I would mix it up just a teeny bit by saying something completely out of the ordinary. By straying from the topic of abortion by saying that I like to pretend I'm a carrot, I unusually get up votes. Do you get it now?
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
Or if you were a pregnant woman at a session of How To Not Lock Your Keys In Your Car and you suddenly felt the urge to abort your baby using a coat hanger.
Or, you could just say "Hey I'm locked out of car, help plz." It's not like you have to say "Oh hello can I get a hanger please. A strong metal one would be best. It's for my car..."
Mean is the mathematical average of a set of numbers. The average is calculated by adding up two or more scores and dividing the total by the number of scores.
I'm just saying its nice to switch things up so please chill out we just had one yesterday at the same time there are 665948+ posts i could read, but still my who cares shrug
Is Anthony considering an abortion?
The real question is who got him pregnant?
I see what you did there . . .
YOU WATCHED?
Me.
This is like a bad soap opera.
Or a really good porno.
Or like a pitch for a Lifetime movie. ...
Lifetime- men are pigs.
I see abortion is becoming a common theme in POTDs.
Two abortion POTDs in a row?
...
...Time to make an abortion post.
It's disappointing when NASA aborts a space mission, amirite?
POTD for October 31st: Abortion is not ok, amirite?
Posted by KirstenAnn
Put on your shades cuz KirstenAnn's got Double the Exposure.
nah, people just like looking at what I expose. Your exposure is just
.
Abortion is the new Harry Potter of Amirite.
Sometimes, I lay in my neighbors yard pretending I'm a carrot.
What? That's so weird... am I missing a joke or something?
You see, since the comments have been strictly about abortions, I thought I would mix it up just a teeny bit by saying something completely out of the ordinary. By straying from the topic of abortion by saying that I like to pretend I'm a carrot, I unusually get up votes. Do you get it now?
This is so terrible...and yet it would be so funny to see happen.
Is it just me, or are a lot of people noticing the consecutive abortion-themed PsOTD?
I'm pretty sure it's just you.
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
Will that cover for all the comments?
Gud trol lol
Or if you were a pregnant woman at a session of How To Not Lock Your Keys In Your Car and you suddenly felt the urge to abort your baby using a coat hanger.
I was going to mention that there were a few abortion POTD's in a row, but I can see you guys figured that out.
But you just did. Heh heh.
I'm mighty clever though.
this is awful yet i can't stop laughing
Or, you could just say "Hey I'm locked out of car, help plz." It's not like you have to say "Oh hello can I get a hanger please. A strong metal one would be best.
It's for my car..."
http://www.amirite.net/542781
repost
I didn't steal the post from AlwaysRight. Honestly I thought I was original.
It's alright, that happens.
But that's a pretty big coincedence, even though there are noticeable differences between our posts.
I'm not saying you copied and pasted it. It just seemed a little sketchy how similar these two posts are.
Haha I agree, even if it is my post.
I'm not sure what you mean.
Because trolls.
*coincidence
I do that often. -_-
Wow this is a lot of abortion POTDs!
Was that serious?
lolno
It isn't wrong to laugh at this, right?
...Right?
Left.
Except you can't use a hanger anymore to unlock the modern mechanisms...
So you've tried then? Tisk tisk
I got POTD! Woot! :'D Even though this post isn't recent, I'm still excited!
NOT ANYMORE. :D
Presumably to hang coats?
Presumably to hang coats?
Hehe. Dead babies.
I can't tell if you're kidding or not.
I don't care how many downvotes this comment gets, I'm upvoting and going to hell with you.
Mean is the mathematical average of a set of numbers. The average is calculated by adding up two or more scores and dividing the total by the number of scores.
Actually, that's favvkes.
What's with all the abortion potds?
What's with all the abortion potd comments?
$1,000,000 says both anons are the same person.
I'd say they aren't, they're a dozen comments away, and one is on mobile.
Good point. Cries in corner
Don't worry, it's only one bet that you probably won't win.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!! sob, sob I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE THE MONEY!!!!....oh god, I've really fucked up...sniff
nope
I was the one on the mobile
3 pregnancy POTDs in a row, is ant telling us something?
probably cause i didnt refresh before posting
This same thing was on Texts from Last Night
What's that?
(970):
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Its a website where people post their text conversation from drunk nights and whatnot
Why would you stick a fucking hanger up your vagina?
Just drink beer or something, ferchristsakes.
inb4 everyone yells at me for being a dumbass.
Oh look another one..great. -_-
Fuck you asshole.
Good idea. No abortions will be necessary with anal!
I'm just saying its nice to switch things up so please chill out we just had one yesterday at the same time there are 665948+ posts i could read, but still my who cares shrug
Wut...