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It would be horrible to be a pregnant woman at planned parenthood and lock your keys in your car, because it would be awkward to go inside and ask for a hanger, amirite?

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Is Anthony considering an abortion?

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +129Reply
@Serg Is Anthony considering an abortion?

The real question is who got him pregnant?

Roys avatar Roy No Way +54Reply

I see abortion is becoming a common theme in POTDs.

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +64Reply

Two abortion POTDs in a row?hmm smilie...
...Time to make an abortion post.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +50Reply
@KirstenAnn Two abortion POTDs in a row?... ...Time to make an abortion post.

It's disappointing when NASA aborts a space mission, amirite?

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +71Reply
@KirstenAnn Two abortion POTDs in a row?... ...Time to make an abortion post.

POTD for October 31st: Abortion is not ok, amirite?
Posted by KirstenAnn

@God_the_Almighty POTD for October 31st: Abortion is not ok, amirite? Posted by KirstenAnn

Put on your shades cuz KirstenAnn's got Double the Exposure. cool smilie

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +12Reply
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@1520829

nah, people just like looking at what I expose. Your exposure is just puke smilie.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are 0Reply

Abortion is the new Harry Potter of Amirite.

Sometimes, I lay in my neighbors yard pretending I'm a carrot.

@Operator_X Sometimes, I lay in my neighbors yard pretending I'm a carrot.

What? That's so weird... am I missing a joke or something?

Anonymous -2Reply
@What? That's so weird... am I missing a joke or something?

You see, since the comments have been strictly about abortions, I thought I would mix it up just a teeny bit by saying something completely out of the ordinary. By straying from the topic of abortion by saying that I like to pretend I'm a carrot, I unusually get up votes. Do you get it now?

This is so terrible...and yet it would be so funny to see happen.

kerlandays12s avatar kerlandays12 Yeah You Are +47Reply

Is it just me, or are a lot of people noticing the consecutive abortion-themed PsOTD?

OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD
OMG ANOTHER ABORTION POTD

Will that cover for all the comments?

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +40Reply
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@1520586

Gud trol lol

Or if you were a pregnant woman at a session of How To Not Lock Your Keys In Your Car and you suddenly felt the urge to abort your baby using a coat hanger.

I was going to mention that there were a few abortion POTD's in a row, but I can see you guys figured that out.

this is awful yet i can't stop laughing

Anonymous +21Reply

Or, you could just say "Hey I'm locked out of car, help plz." It's not like you have to say "Oh hello can I get a hanger please. A strong metal one would be best. wary smilie It's for my car..."

@Owenfc http://www.amirite.net/542781 repost

I didn't steal the post from AlwaysRight. Honestly I thought I was original.

DeezNutss avatar DeezNuts Yeah You Are +8Reply
@Owenfc It's alright, that happens.

But that's a pretty big coincedence, even though there are noticeable differences between our posts.

DeezNutss avatar DeezNuts Yeah You Are +10Reply
@DeezNuts But that's a pretty big coincedence, even though there are noticeable differences between our posts.

I'm not saying you copied and pasted it. It just seemed a little sketchy how similar these two posts are.

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@1520541

I'm not sure what you mean.

DeezNutss avatar DeezNuts Yeah You Are 0Reply
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@1521266

Because trolls.

DeezNutss avatar DeezNuts Yeah You Are -1Reply

Wow this is a lot of abortion POTDs!

Roys avatar Roy No Way +10Reply

It isn't wrong to laugh at this, right?

...Right?

GryndStones avatar GryndStone Yeah You Are +9Reply

Except you can't use a hanger anymore to unlock the modern mechanisms...

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +8Reply

I got POTD! Woot! :'D Even though this post isn't recent, I'm still excited!

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@1521721

NOT ANYMORE. :D

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@1520567

Presumably to hang coats?

Anonymous +1Reply
@1520567

Presumably to hang coats?

Hehe. Dead babies. troll smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are -2Reply
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@1521545

I can't tell if you're kidding or not.

@Favvkes Hehe. Dead babies.

I don't care how many downvotes this comment gets, I'm upvoting and going to hell with you.

a_fetuss avatar a_fetus Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@1520623

Mean is the mathematical average of a set of numbers. The average is calculated by adding up two or more scores and dividing the total by the number of scores.

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@1520623

Actually, that's favvkes.

What's with all the abortion potds?

Anonymous -2Reply
@What's with all the abortion potds?

What's with all the abortion potd comments?

Anonymous +36Reply
@What's with all the abortion potd comments?

$1,000,000 says both anons are the same person.

@heethebobo $1,000,000 says both anons are the same person.

I'd say they aren't, they're a dozen comments away, and one is on mobile.

@heethebobo Good point. Cries in corner

Don't worry, it's only one bet that you probably won't win.

@Mehi Don't worry, it's only one bet that you probably won't win.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!! sob, sob I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE THE MONEY!!!!....oh god, I've really fucked up...sniff

3 pregnancy POTDs in a row, is ant telling us something?

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@1520523

probably cause i didnt refresh before posting

This same thing was on Texts from Last Night

@DeezNuts What's that?

(970):

I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.

Its a website where people post their text conversation from drunk nights and whatnot

Why would you stick a fucking hanger up your vagina?
Just drink beer or something, ferchristsakes.

inb4 everyone yells at me for being a dumbass.

Oh look another one..great. -_-

Anonymous -8Reply
@Fuck you asshole.

Good idea. No abortions will be necessary with anal!

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +23Reply
@Fuck you asshole.

I'm just saying its nice to switch things up so please chill out we just had one yesterday at the same time there are 665948+ posts i could read, but still my who cares shrug

Anonymous +6Reply

Wut...

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