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Also by littlerepink+157When some one bullies you,telling on him/her isn't going to help you because they want to beat the crap out of you even more. So why not beat up the kid now and get the punishment?It's not going to happen again, and you get respect. Just a little.But still. Amirite?
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Also about Jokes & Humour+18Modern technology has virtually taken away the great joy of thumbing through a picture album and remembering the 'good old days'. Amirite? More
Also by littlerepink+58Yearbooks: for admiring you and friends, and then making fun of how incredibly stupid everyone else looks. amirite?
Also by littlerepink+11When you think about it, muffin tops aren't really that bad! They taste DELICIOUS! Especially if they're chocolate chip muffins! amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+56Santa's clothing must feel terribly uncomfortable while delivering presents in the Southern Hemisphere, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+88Erotic word for vagina is pussy, penis is cock, but ass doesn't have one. amirite?
Yea! And without us, who would make their sammiches?
That's the right idea!
I lol'd because I work at a subway that only has female workers.
nah, why carry the bags yourself when you can guve them to your boyfriend/male shopping companion baha
Ahahaha how true!
I never thought of that!
But don't take it too seriously.
It's a joke I thought up of!
lol and this is coming from me: a girl :P
Guys, don't take this TOO SERIOUSLY!
This is just a sexist joke.
Which is why the category is "jokes"!
Have you seen anyone take it seriously, at all?
Guys don't shop as much as girls. So I doubt they'd be carrying that many shopping bags.
I'm not a shopping whore so I guess this doesn't apply to me.
And you never buy groceries? Those bags can actually be heavy.
It's called a shopping cart
I don't know about the grocery stores where you live, but it's generally frowned upon where I live to take those home.
Where I live, we take the shopping cart to our cars and transfer the groceries to our trunk, then put the cart back
And my driveway is an obnoxiously long way away from my kitchen with seven heavy bags on my arms.
Seven? Wow that must suck, I have to bring in 10-15 :p
At a time? My arms aren't long enough nor strong enough to carry that much, unless it's lighter things in smaller bags.
No, I don't have enough arm space to carry all those at once
I love you 'cause I love intelligent people!
Woot! Btw, creeped your profile, is that a septum piercing?
Nooooo it's just some random thing hanging outta my nose ;)
Oh, that's a shame, septum piercings are hot ;)