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It's easier to hate Umbridge than it is to hate Voldemort, amirite?

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Rule number 3: No Parties.

UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!!

Icels avatar Icel Yeah You Are +47Reply
@Icel Rule number 3: No Parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!!

Unwritten Rule #1: If I text you, YOU MUST TEXT ME BACK!

@Icel Rule number 3: No Parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!!

You think you're smarter than MERLIN?! Guess who's going to be your new defense against the dark arts teacher!
Me? Snape?!
NO ME YOUR MAMA!

@hotwiredTARDIS I'll see you in hell, Harry Potter.

Dolores! You put down that cheeseCAKE! And you get up off that sofa girl! COME ON GET UP! SIT DOWN!!!

@Icel Rule number 3: No Parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!!

"Tell me, are you Team Edward, or Team Jacob?"
"I'm Team Dumbledore!"
"Wha? Dumbledore ain't a fictional character!"

AccioHorcruxs avatar AccioHorcrux Yeah You Are +9Reply
@AccioHorcrux "Tell me, are you Team Edward, or Team Jacob?" "I'm Team Dumbledore!" "Wha? Dumbledore ain't a fictional character!"

"Where is the poster of Headmaster Zefron!"
"Oh, him? Taylor Lautner is ma man."
"What do you want you insane bitch?!"

@teamweasleytwins Oops haha

I'm glad you didn't get mad at my correction. Some people would get really pissed and I wasn't doing it to be mean. Just a huge fan of AVPM/S

dragonrider713s avatar dragonrider713 Yeah You Are 0Reply
@dragonrider713 I'm glad you didn't get mad at my correction. Some people would get really pissed and I wasn't doing it to be mean...

I wouldn't get mad haha. I'm a huge fan myself and remembering all those qoutes messes me up a bit :P

@Icel Rule number 3: No Parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!!

I'm a woMAN! So I eat protien bars, and falcon eggs, and ROCKS!

meysenburgers avatar meysenburger Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Icel Rule number 3: No Parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!!

Uh-uh! No way, no how. A man does NOT threaten his WOMEN!

Anonymous 0Reply

It's easy to say you hate mass murderers and serial killers, but unless you've had some actual experiences with them it's hard to actually feel this hatred. It's much easier to feel hatred for Umbridge as most of us know someone with some of her qualities.

@LewisL It's easy to say you hate mass murderers and serial killers, but unless you've had some actual experiences with...

Well, I do happen to know a nigh immortal pale bald guy with snakelike features who goes around killing people, but y'know, I still hate Umbridge more. :/

Anonymous 0Reply

That's because she's so UNFAIR. Voldemort is just evil, but he's evil to everybody. Umbridge is just unfair.

silverstarshadow3s avatar silverstarshadow3 Yeah You Are +10Reply

Voldemort had a bad childhood which really screwed him up and makes us feel more empathy for him..and well Umbridge she is just a cold hearted bitch.

Umbridge; She's gonna rip your pretty little boobs off.

At least Voldy had a horrible past, racist family and abandonment issues.
Umbridge is just a racist for the sake of being a prick. Plus, who likes Taylor Lautner more than Zefron?

fangirl12s avatar fangirl12 Yeah You Are +3Reply
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Me too

dragonrider713s avatar dragonrider713 Yeah You Are 0Reply

That bitch is a fucking bitch, man I have a principal just like her, anyone in Chicago who went to Lane Tech in the last 5 years knows it. 5 days absence and all your grades drop 1 letter grade. WTF.

Nausicaas avatar Nausicaa Yeah You Are +1Reply

That's one bitch I'd have no qualms on playing with, Alastair style.

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