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It's easier to hate Umbridge than it is to hate Voldemort, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's easy to say you hate mass murderers and serial killers, but unless you've had some actual experiences with them it's hard to actually feel this hatred. It's much easier to feel hatred for Umbridge as most of us know someone with some of her qualities.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, I do happen to know a nigh immortal pale bald guy with snakelike features who goes around killing people, but y'know, I still hate Umbridge more. :/
by Anonymous13 years ago
Rule number 3: No Parties.
UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Unwritten Rule #1: If I text you, YOU MUST TEXT ME BACK!
by Anonymous13 years ago
You think you're smarter than MERLIN?! Guess who's going to be your new defense against the dark arts teacher!
Me? Snape?!
NO ME YOUR MAMA!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'll see you in hell, Harry Potter.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dolores! You put down that cheeseCAKE! And you get up off that sofa girl! COME ON GET UP! SIT DOWN!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Tell me, are you Team Edward, or Team Jacob?"
"I'm Team Dumbledore!"
"Wha? Dumbledore ain't a fictional character!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Where is the poster of Headmaster Zefron!"
"Oh, him? Taylor Lautner is ma man."
"What do you want you insane bitch?!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
I think you mean "horrid bitch"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oops haha
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm glad you didn't get mad at my correction. Some people would get really pissed and I wasn't doing it to be mean. Just a huge fan of AVPM/S
by Anonymous13 years ago
I wouldn't get mad haha. I'm a huge fan myself and remembering all those qoutes messes me up a bit :P
by Anonymous13 years ago
It can be hard to keep track of them all. I just remember that one well because it's one of my top faves.
by Anonymous13 years ago
haha really? I love all the Ron, Voldy and Draco quotes the best :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
Draco is so my favorite, but for some reason I find that quote to be extremely funny.
by Anonymous13 years ago
All AVPM quotes are funny :) No matter how stupid haha
by Anonymous13 years ago
That is so true.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm a woMAN! So I eat protien bars, and falcon eggs, and ROCKS!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Uh-uh! No way, no how. A man does NOT threaten his WOMEN!
by Anonymous13 years ago
*WOMAN
by Anonymous13 years ago
That bitch is a fucking bitch, man I have a principal just like her, anyone in Chicago who went to Lane Tech in the last 5 years knows it. 5 days absence and all your grades drop 1 letter grade. WTF.
by Anonymous13 years ago
...That bitch is a fucking bitch, huh? No kidding?
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's because she's so UNFAIR. Voldemort is just evil, but he's evil to everybody. Umbridge is just unfair.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Voldemort had a bad childhood which really screwed him up and makes us feel more empathy for him..and well Umbridge she is just a cold hearted bitch.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Umbridge; She's gonna rip your pretty little boobs off.
by Anonymous13 years ago
At least Voldy had a horrible past, racist family and abandonment issues.
Umbridge is just a racist for the sake of being a prick. Plus, who likes Taylor Lautner more than Zefron?
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's one bitch I'd have no qualms on playing with, Alastair style.
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