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Why do Aliens only seem to abduct drunk rednecks and paranoid lunatics? Amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
These aliens are smart creatures; they figure no one will believe those crazies anyways.
by Anonymous12 years ago
They weren't lunatics until the aliens removed large portions of their brains. They were actually quite intelligent specimens.
by Anonymous12 years ago
But you never hear about them being smart before the abduction - they were always crazy before they were abducted - you never hear "Sam had gone insane now, but before the reported alien abduction, he was a small-town lawyer" or "Ellie can't speak properly now, but before she was a beloved housewife and member of the community" or anything.
by Anonymous12 years ago
........or maybe you did, and the aliens wiped your memory. Or maybe you did and then the aliens came to wipe your memory but the Men in Black destroyed them and then THEY wiped your memory.
by Anonymous12 years ago
and badass guys and/or girls who end up being the hero(es)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Abby Tyler was normal...kinda
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know this sounds crazy... but I *DO* believe in aliens, and it would only make sense they would go after people who no one would believe.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I believe too, but it usually is the drunks and crazy rednecks who end up getting abducted
http://flukfluk.com/aliens-abduct-drunks-morons-and-psychopaths/
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