Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?

And pimp cannibals have a cup of hoe in the morning

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And drunk cannibals have a cup of Moe in morning

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And desperate cannibals have a cup of toe in the morning

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Alaskan cannibals have a cup of snow- Wait, that could really be anyone.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): cannibals that are anime fans have a cup of Moe too

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and british cannibals just have tea

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and lacrosse players have a cup of bro

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Homer sipmson cannibals have a cup of D'oh!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

They eat garden tools? That's odd...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sloppy joes... :O

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I can never eat a Sloppy Joe the same again.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You've eaten a Joe before? wary

by Anonymous 14 years ago

A messy one apparently. Or maybe he was unkempt...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

woah 0 no ways THATS PRETTY LUCKY

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if i get one, i will find and kill you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OH GOD LETS HOPE THERE ISNT THAT DUMBASS THAT CICKS NO WAY JUST TO GET U PISSED

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pigs in a blanket!!!!! :D wait....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you are what you eat...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I made a post about that: http://www.amirite.net/536326

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"if you are what you eat, then cannibals are the only true humans" (forget where i saw this)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Joe mama's a cannibal.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't forget about the scrambled legs and toast with marmaladies!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That was so bad it's hilarious XD

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Pics or it didn't happen.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I could say the same thing about your face.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That is my face.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're a shadow?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): of my former self! Get it? Shadow of my former self? hahahahahaha...I need help.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

First step is a diagnosis. Well, seeing that you don't know who you are, and you have a poor judgement in joke choices, I'd say you probably have dementia.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Gotta have my Joe, Gotta have cereal"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

If we're cannibals now I vote we eat Rebecca Black.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

seconded

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Have fun getting the taste of auto tune out of your mouth!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

but if "you are what you eat" is true, would we really want to turn into that?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

nah, that would be even worse than my school's cafeteria food...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And their bologna really does have a first name!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wat?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ANONYMOUS! >:D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

>:D! Vepix

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And not just cannibals.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

with a side of scrambled legs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My dad's name is Joe.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

cool story, Joe

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thanks I worked real hard on. How did you like that cliff hanger at the end of chapter 8? I thought it would work out well with suspension because you don't know weather or not Joe died because of the train accident.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Had me at the edge of the seat when the cannibals woke up in the morning!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

At the beginning of chapter 12 - Road to Closure Vol. 9. Or is it Vol. 4?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Fuck... Never actually read it :/ just sparknoted that shit

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Does he have a wife, three kids, and a steady job at the button factory?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And a color TV!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Last night at my chorus concert the men a campfire song, and now this. My old summer camp is haunting me.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This post is offensive to people named Joe. How dare you OP, how dare you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I prefer cups of Cindy, or sometimes Gregory.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cannibals also love bottles of Jack.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

haha I see what you did there!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

wait.... does this make Ke$ha a cannibal?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And they eat big Max for lunch

by Anonymous 14 years ago

don't you means a big Mac??

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Obvi I know it's a big Mac, the whole point was that it was a pun... never mind.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i don't get it, Mac's a name too...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah, guess you are right but Max seemed more common. idk.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

110 comments and nothing about True Blood?? All right. I take the thumbs down responsibility on myself. http://www.coffeeamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/trueblood-cup-of-joe1.jpg

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cannibal sluts eat Richards

by Anonymous 14 years ago

o.o

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's okay, your secret identity is safe :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Good, wouldn't want a bunch of cannibal chicks trying to eat my face off. Well, on second thought...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We sure do!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You better hide Joe.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When I read this, I READ CANNONBALLS!!! Silly quick reading...cannonballs. TRAGIC.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LAWL! I read it as cannonballs and hilarty ensued.

by Anonymous 14 years ago