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Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?

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"Gotta have my Joe, Gotta have cereal"

@Lighten_Up "Gotta have my Joe, Gotta have cereal"

If we're cannibals now I vote we eat Rebecca Black.

@FlyingGuineaPig If we're cannibals now I vote we eat Rebecca Black.

but if "you are what you eat" is true, would we really want to turn into that?

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +12Reply
@FlyingGuineaPig If we're cannibals now I vote we eat Rebecca Black.

nah, that would be even worse than my school's cafeteria food...

And pimp cannibals have a cup of hoe in the morning

Ellens avatar Ellen Yeah You Are +93Reply
@Ellen And pimp cannibals have a cup of hoe in the morning

And drunk cannibals have a cup of Moe in morning

Anonymous +24Reply
@And drunk cannibals have a cup of Moe in morning

And desperate cannibals have a cup of toe in the morning

swimlaxs avatar swimlax Yeah You Are +33Reply
@swimlax And desperate cannibals have a cup of toe in the morning

Alaskan cannibals have a cup of snow- Wait, that could really be anyone.

__________s avatar __________ Yeah You Are +32Reply
@And drunk cannibals have a cup of Moe in morning

(Your+name+(optional)): cannibals that are anime fans have a cup of Moe too

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@1254026

doe= female deer

@Montana doe= female deer

Re - a drop of golden sun

Draco_Malfoys avatar Draco_Malfoy Yeah You Are +8Reply
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@1254103

I don't care enough to fight you on this one. Your comparision isn't even relevant.

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@1254120

I don't think that you're in the position to correct spelling.

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@1254143

good for you! I'm glad such minute accomplishments mean so much to you!

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@1254165

There's only one way to settle this: URBAN DICTIONARY.

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +2Reply
@1254026

It's spelled dough, that's why they sometimes say "bread" too.

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(Your+name+(optional)): I think of this XKCD 50% of the time I spend on this website.

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@1255076

Stage 1: Denial. Stage 2: Anger. Check and check.

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@1255439

We will take that as a yes.

By the way, You spelled faggot wrong

Ellens avatar Ellen Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@1256047

Yup, you are a troll.

Have a nice life!

Ellens avatar Ellen Yeah You Are +3Reply
@1253821

I think you mean cannibal rappers have a cup of "yo"

Don't forget about the scrambled legs and toast with marmaladies!

Sloppy joes...

:O

Big_Bosss avatar Big_Boss Yeah You Are +39Reply
@Big_Boss Sloppy joes... :O

I can never eat a Sloppy Joe the same again.

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +14Reply
@_____________ You've eaten a Joe before?

A messy one apparently. Or maybe he was unkempt...

Joe mama's a cannibal.

steelerman113s avatar steelerman113 Yeah You Are +33Reply

And their bologna really does have a first name!

Cannibals also love bottles of Jack.

AhuvaSpiegels avatar AhuvaSpiegel Yeah You Are +23Reply
Anonymous +4Reply
@haha I see what you did there!

wait.... does this make Ke$ha a cannibal?

AhuvaSpiegels avatar AhuvaSpiegel Yeah You Are 0Reply

And they eat big Max for lunch

Anonymous +14Reply
@And they eat big Max for lunch

don't you means a big Mac??

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are -1Reply
@alittleannoyed don't you means a big Mac??

Obvi I know it's a big Mac, the whole point was that it was a pun... never mind.

Anonymous 0Reply
@alittleannoyed i don't get it, Mac's a name too...

yeah, guess you are right but Max seemed more common. idk.

Anonymous 0Reply

Pigs in a blanket!!!!! :D

wait....

Nonsense_Narwhals avatar Nonsense_Narwhal Yeah You Are +13Reply
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@1252186

I'm not talking dumbass!!

Nonsense_Narwhals avatar Nonsense_Narwhal Yeah You Are +18Reply
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@1252351

I DONT ALWAYS TALK TO MYSELF! I did it like three times, and now i'm known for it :P

Nonsense_Narwhals avatar Nonsense_Narwhal Yeah You Are +10Reply
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@1252363

Well then less talking and more sexy rumpus

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@1252367

I only have narwhal nickels :"(

Nonsense_Narwhals avatar Nonsense_Narwhal Yeah You Are +20Reply
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For a snack, Chrisps.

Whackas avatar Whacka Yeah You Are +13Reply

My dad's name is Joe.

@_____________ cool story, Joe

Thanks I worked real hard on. How did you like that cliff hanger at the end of chapter 8? I thought it would work out well with suspension because you don't know weather or not Joe died because of the train accident.

@Stage3_Unicorn My dad's name is Joe.

Does he have a wife, three kids, and a steady job at the button factory?

@Desdemona Does he have a wife, three kids, and a steady job at the button factory?

Last night at my chorus concert the men a campfire song, and now this. My old summer camp is haunting me.

Anonymous 0Reply

I prefer cups of Cindy, or sometimes Gregory.

110 comments and nothing about True Blood?? All right. I take the thumbs down responsibility on myself.

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woah 0 no ways THATS PRETTY LUCKY

@benboi woah 0 no ways THATS PRETTY LUCKY

if i get one, i will find and kill you.

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@1250610

Thanks Jesus. I knew I could count on you to make all my dreams come true.

pb55020s avatar pb55020 Yeah You Are +43Reply
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@1253943

There are 13,840,000,000 people in the world? O.o

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@1254566

I liked it better at multiply.

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@1254564

can can?
Oh shit, I'm going to hell now...

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +4Reply
@1250610

You know that only works when you actually point to yourself with your thumbs

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@You know that only works when you actually point to yourself with your thumbs

(Your+name+(optional)): His thumbs are up in his profile picture, it's close enough.

528491s avatar 528491 Yeah You Are +8Reply

And not just cannibals.

The_Zombiess avatar The_Zombies Yeah You Are +7Reply

d smilie

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You better hide Joe.

SmartSpoons avatar SmartSpoon Yeah You Are +1Reply

Cannibal sluts eat Richards

@Robin o.o

It's okay, your secret identity is safe :)

@hpfanatic77 It's okay, your secret identity is safe :)

Good, wouldn't want a bunch of cannibal chicks trying to eat my face off. Well, on second thought...

you are what you eat...

@Charles_E_Cheese you are what you eat...

"if you are what you eat, then cannibals are the only true humans" (forget where i saw this)

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@1253959

At least it relates...

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +17Reply

We sure do!

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are 0Reply

When I read this, I READ CANNONBALLS!!! Silly quick reading...cannonballs. TRAGIC.

Pics or it didn't happen.

DurzoBlints avatar DurzoBlint Yeah You Are -5Reply
@DurzoBlint Pics or it didn't happen.

I could say the same thing about your face.

Vepixs avatar Vepix Yeah You Are +36Reply
Anonymous 0Reply
@You're a shadow?

(Your+name+(optional)): of my former self! Get it? Shadow of my former self? hahahahahaha...I need help.

DurzoBlints avatar DurzoBlint Yeah You Are +17Reply
@DurzoBlint (Your+name+(optional)): of my former self! Get it? Shadow of my former self? hahahahahaha...I need help.

First step is a diagnosis. Well, seeing that you don't know who you are, and you have a poor judgement in joke choices, I'd say you probably have dementia.

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with a side of scrambled legs.

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@1253962

Successful attempt at being a straight up douchebag.

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@1254068

I like you Credetemi! . . Ok that just sounded creepy. I mean, I agree with your opinions and I admire how you aren't afraid to say what you think :)

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@1254649

Well then I like you too.

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@1254649

That's wonderful advice. Thanks! :)

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@1253997

I clearly remember you once saying most of your comment loves come from your POTD comments, so the same thing you said the killerninja applies to you. And not everyone tries to get high rated comments, some people actually like to post what they think.

Oh look...

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@1254145

I didn't need a whole paragraph, I was just pointing out that you being kind of hypocritical. I agree with most of your comment, though, so chill. y smilie

This post is offensive to people named Joe. How dare you OP, how dare you.

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