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+161Its really sad when people ask you for a "cup of joe" because Joe is a really nice guy. amirite?
Also about morning and breakfast
+53You consider morning to be over when the McDonald's breakfast menu ends, amirite? Also about morning and breakfast
+175Whenever there's no milk in the morning, you always get kind of sad because it means you have to cook real breakfast, amirite?
"Gotta have my Joe, Gotta have cereal"
If we're cannibals now I vote we eat Rebecca Black.
but if "you are what you eat" is true, would we really want to turn into that?
nah, that would be even worse than my school's cafeteria food...
seconded
Have fun getting the taste of auto tune out of your mouth!
And pimp cannibals have a cup of hoe in the morning
and british cannibals just have tea
And drunk cannibals have a cup of Moe in morning
And desperate cannibals have a cup of toe in the morning
Alaskan cannibals have a cup of snow- Wait, that could really be anyone.
(Your+name+(optional)): cannibals that are anime fans have a cup of Moe too
and lacrosse players have a cup of bro
Homer sipmson cannibals have a cup of D'oh!
They eat garden tools? That's odd...
doe= female deer
Re - a drop of golden sun
Me- A name I call myself.
I don't care enough to fight you on this one. Your comparision isn't even relevant.
I don't think that you're in the position to correct spelling.
good for you! I'm glad such minute accomplishments mean so much to you!
There's only one way to settle this: URBAN DICTIONARY.
It's spelled dough, that's why they sometimes say "bread" too.
(Your+name+(optional)): I think of this XKCD 50% of the time I spend on this website.
Stage 1: Denial. Stage 2: Anger. Check and check.
We will take that as a yes.
By the way, You spelled faggot wrong
Yup, you are a troll.
Have a nice life!
I think you mean cannibal rappers have a cup of "yo"
Don't forget about the scrambled legs and toast with marmaladies!
That was so bad it's hilarious XD
Sloppy joes...
:O
I can never eat a Sloppy Joe the same again.
You've eaten a Joe before?
A messy one apparently. Or maybe he was unkempt...
Joe mama's a cannibal.
And their bologna really does have a first name!
Wat?
ANONYMOUS! >:D
Cannibals also love bottles of Jack.
haha I see what you did there!
wait.... does this make Ke$ha a cannibal?
And they eat big Max for lunch
don't you means a big Mac??
Obvi I know it's a big Mac, the whole point was that it was a pun... never mind.
i don't get it, Mac's a name too...
yeah, guess you are right but Max seemed more common. idk.
Pigs in a blanket!!!!! :D
wait....
I'm not talking dumbass!!
I DONT ALWAYS TALK TO MYSELF! I did it like three times, and now i'm known for it :P
Well then less talking and more sexy rumpus
I only have narwhal nickels :"(
all the rubies in the world couldnt equal one narwhal nickel.
That's still not worth a much as a Divine Dollar.
I wish guinea pig pennies were that valuable :(
you are to me.
For a snack, Chrisps.
My dad's name is Joe.
cool story, Joe
Thanks I worked real hard on. How did you like that cliff hanger at the end of chapter 8? I thought it would work out well with suspension because you don't know weather or not Joe died because of the train accident.
Had me at the edge of the seat when the cannibals woke up in the morning!
At the beginning of chapter 12 - Road to Closure Vol. 9. Or is it Vol. 4?
Fuck... Never actually read it :/ just sparknoted that shit
Does he have a wife, three kids, and a steady job at the button factory?
And a color TV!
Last night at my chorus concert the men a campfire song, and now this. My old summer camp is haunting me.
I prefer cups of Cindy, or sometimes Gregory.
110 comments and nothing about True Blood?? All right. I take the thumbs down responsibility on myself.
woah 0 no ways THATS PRETTY LUCKY
if i get one, i will find and kill you.
Thanks Jesus. I knew I could count on you to make all my dreams come true.
There are 13,840,000,000 people in the world? O.o
I liked it better at multiply.
can can?
Oh shit, I'm going to hell now...
You know that only works when you actually point to yourself with your thumbs
(Your+name+(optional)): His thumbs are up in his profile picture, it's close enough.
OH GOD LETS HOPE THERE ISNT THAT DUMBASS THAT CICKS NO WAY JUST TO GET U PISSED
And not just cannibals.
You better hide Joe.
Cannibal sluts eat Richards
o.o
It's okay, your secret identity is safe :)
Good, wouldn't want a bunch of cannibal chicks trying to eat my face off. Well, on second thought...
you are what you eat...
"if you are what you eat, then cannibals are the only true humans" (forget where i saw this)
I made a post about that:
http://www.amirite.net/536326
At least it relates...
We sure do!
When I read this, I READ CANNONBALLS!!! Silly quick reading...cannonballs. TRAGIC.
LAWL! I read it as cannonballs and hilarty ensued.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I could say the same thing about your face.
That is my face.
You're a shadow?
(Your+name+(optional)): of my former self! Get it? Shadow of my former self? hahahahahaha...I need help.
First step is a diagnosis. Well, seeing that you don't know who you are, and you have a poor judgement in joke choices, I'd say you probably have dementia.
with a side of scrambled legs.
Successful attempt at being a straight up douchebag.
I like you Credetemi! . . Ok that just sounded creepy. I mean, I agree with your opinions and I admire how you aren't afraid to say what you think :)
Well then I like you too.
That's wonderful advice. Thanks! :)
I clearly remember you once saying most of your comment loves come from your POTD comments, so the same thing you said the killerninja applies to you. And not everyone tries to get high rated comments, some people actually like to post what they think.
Oh look...
I didn't need a whole paragraph, I was just pointing out that you being kind of hypocritical. I agree with most of your comment, though, so chill.
This post is offensive to people named Joe. How dare you OP, how dare you.