swimlax Jokes & Humour
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Also about Jokes & Humour-131Being raped isn't scary if you just calm down and enjoy it, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+122Brendan Schaub is actually hilarious, amirite?
Also by swimlax+190Events involving the funny bone are rarely funny, amirite?
Also about Jokes & Humour+141Loud DOES equal funny, amirite?
Also by swimlax+20Bibliographies are unnecessary. Why can't we just cite the author's name? That way, they'd be getting credit and we wouldn't need to worry about everything. amirite?
Also by swimlax+13History books are terrible because you always know the ending, amirite?
It's worse when you buy tickets to go see a spelling bee, and it turns out that there isn't a single bug there who can speak.
Bee. B-E-A. Bee.
buzzer sounds dismissing me from podium
I find this an appropriate time to tell my rousing story about the time I came 2nd place in the elementary school spelling bee.
One time I came in 2nd at the school spelling bee in elementary school.
I came in third. About 3 years after I came to America!
I won the national spelling bee! IN ZIMBABWE.
"Spell cat" "K-A-T, I'm outta here" -Brian Regan
"Haha, I know there's two T's.."
You're an idiot, everyone knows it's spelled with a silent b
gahd why must I be so stupid!? >_<
Learn punctuation please, I had to think about that event not really being that event as if it were something deep for a while, and then I realised you just didn't put the quotes.
I know, but my goal was to force every reader through that.