+421 It sucks when you find out the spelling bee isn't just spelling bee, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's worse when you buy tickets to go see a spelling bee, and it turns out that there isn't a single bug there who can speak.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bee. B-E-A. Bee. *buzzer sounds dismissing me from podium*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Spell cat" "K-A-T, I'm outta here" -Brian Regan

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Haha, I know there's two T's.."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're an idiot, everyone knows it's spelled with a silent b

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gahd why must I be so stupid!? >_<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find this an appropriate time to tell my rousing story about the time I came 2nd place in the elementary school spelling bee. One time I came in 2nd at the school spelling bee in elementary school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I came in third. About 3 years after I came to America!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I won the national spelling bee! IN ZIMBABWE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Touche

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Learn punctuation please, I had to think about that event not really being that event as if it were something deep for a while, and then I realised you just didn't put the quotes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know, but my goal was to force every reader through that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago