Ok, bad joke time:
An elderly Jewish man wins the lottery - 60 million dollars! He has two brothers. He gives 5 million to one of his brothers, 5 million to the another brother, and 50 million to the German National party. His brothers are outraged - "Why the hell would you give them anything?!?" The man points to his arm and says "Well, they did give me the lottery numbers."
Here's another joke.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor!?