We all know that one person who always seems to be injured. Today, my person had a severe headache. Yesterday, the same person had a sprained wrist. What's tomorrow? A shattered toe? If all these things were actually serious, this person would be a medical miracle! amirite?

Lol my brother always comes home with a new injury.

most of these people are probably faking it for attention. like the girl at my school with a 'broken wrist' which she had a tensor bandage on then punched somebody with it the next day. then had an asthma attack...

And they have the worst ailments on any sport days, or if they do badly in a test. It's my head/leg/nose that's failing me.

My friend. Not a month goes by that she isn't in a brace of some sort.

I am that person to most of my friends. From age five to the present, I've had, in order, meningitis, severed toe (reattached), torn ACL, hyperextended left arm, hyperextended right arm, skier's thumb, Osgood-Schlatter's disease, torn-up knees from hurdling, and I've suffered from vasovagal syncope since 4th grade.

....Yes. And it sucks to have a friend who is always healthy but complains about never being sick.

Some people just get stuck in a permanent state of Murphy's law.

This one girl, for the 5 years I've know her, as worn a boot for the majority of the time, with only occasional month breaks between it.