Storytime. This guy, right, his name is Dick. At work yesterday, my boss asked me "Did you do the Dick update? The big, long one?" This would not be an issue of awkwardness if his name was Keith.
That was Sam's alias on one episode of Supernatural. But someone accidentally used his real name, so he claimed his full name was Keith Samuel. The bartender asked if his parents had been drunk when they named him.
I think, if I were to name my child (that's a stupid statement, of course I'd name it), I'd name him/her something that a cool nickname can be derived of. Like.. suddenly can't think of any name, ever
Eugene
Hector
Ignatius
I got stuck with Shelby. I'd take Keith any day.
Storytime. This guy, right, his name is Dick. At work yesterday, my boss asked me "Did you do the Dick update? The big, long one?" This would not be an issue of awkwardness if his name was Keith.
Sylvester....
the molestor.
Leslie
Penisbreath
How about being named "Him"?
"Do you like him?" "No, not him. I like Him." "Well I don't know Him. Is that him?" dafuq did I just say?
Ashley is kind of a weird name for a guy.
So is Kate
"Hey, my name is Ashley." I can only see a girl saying that. Same with Kate.
Leslie, Shannon, Valerie. (I knew guys with each of those names).
The head prefect three years back was named Renee and we have a public figure named Vivian. Both are guys.
Sue
That was Sam's alias on one episode of Supernatural. But someone accidentally used his real name, so he claimed his full name was Keith Samuel. The bartender asked if his parents had been drunk when they named him.
Lindsay: "Keith Sam?
"
A girl my mom works with named her son Atticus Finch. He is going to forever resent it.
Um...what?
It's ugly sounding, just right now say it out loud and it'll sound horrible
Is this a family guy reference?
That's what I was wondering too
What's so bad about being named after an awesome drummer?
Or beer mascot
Or guitarist
I know a guy whose parents named him Tree...
I think, if I were to name my child (that's a stupid statement, of course I'd name it), I'd name him/her something that a cool nickname can be derived of. Like.. suddenly can't think of any name, ever
name him PTERODACTYL! .... or terry for short
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I'm naming my son Qikiqtarjuaq after the island in Nunavut.
Quincy
Eizekele
Alfanzo
Dickass.