-337 All religious people should die horribly as payment for all the shit they've inflicted on the world, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You, miss, are an ignorant fuck. good day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're the ignorant fuck. Calling me miss... I'm a guy you dumbshit.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You, miss, are an ignorant fuck. good day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hey, at least in the end we get to heaven. ;D

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'd rather go to "hell" it seems to me the company is better there

by Anonymous 14 years ago

don't worry. you will be.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, excuse them for having their beliefs

by Anonymous 14 years ago

People can be religious without being pushy and showy about it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I sense a new worst post of the day...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why does it seem like their are a lot of people on this website who hate religious people? It's annoying, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

there are a lot of cowards on this site. That's why we all post anonymously. Even I'm doing it. But one true mark of an atheist is cowardice. They're afraid to admit their faults so they mock what they know to be true. It's all psychology. People mock what they fear.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you for illustrating my point. While condemning me personally, you also decide to condemn those I'm associated with. I'm sure you've made the man in the sky proud.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I don't once remember condemning you. All I did was point out that people mock what they fear, which can be found in multiple psychology, biology, and human nature text books. All I did was tell the truth, with the man in the sky is completely for.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"But one true mark of an atheist is cowardice" not condemning.... Enjoy your hypocritical fantasy world.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i think you need a vocabulary lesson. con·demn (kon-dem) 1. To express strong disapproval of (while i do disapprove of your views, saying that atheists are cowardly is not a symbol of disapproval, only of study) 2. To pronounce judgment against; sentence (I did not pronounce judgement, nor did I sentence you to anything. Once again, I only stated outcome of scientific study) 3. To judge or declare to be unfit for use or consumption, usually by official order (first of all, nothing on amirite can ever be marked as official. secondly, i never declared you unfit -- whether it be for consumption or otherwise) 4. To lend credence to or provide evidence for an adverse judgment against (And, again, I did not pass any form of judgement, only stating the truth and results of psychological fact) 5. Law To appropriate (property) for public use. (you are not for public use, as you are a human) Let me know if you need help studying your high school english lessons.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

2. You did pronounce judgement. You judged all atheists to be cowards.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I gave a personal opinion backed by scientific study. This is not judgement, as there is no sentencing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

a true mark of an atheist is not believing in god. you said atheist mock what they know is true. no one knows if god is really true. agnostic.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Right...because wishing all religious people to die horrible deaths isnt inflicting pain on the world? Way to be hypocritical.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

seriously you dont see us complaining about all the atheists that go around killing and stealing, plus just because some religious people do bad things doesnt mean were all horrible people... we can think for ourselves

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well, actually, we do complain about the killing and stealing... we just rarely mention their religious backgrounds unless that's a direct reason they did it. Such as 9/11. But your post IS correct.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ok, if you believe in God and you're right, you go to heaven. If you believe in God and you're wrong nothing happens. If you don't believe in god and you're right, nothing happens. But, if you don't believe in God and you're wrong, you go to hell. So, why not believe, just in case?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

1. It's not as clean cut as that. Most religions think they're the only one that gets to "heaven". So if you're unlucky enough to pick the wrong one, then you're gonna be feelin' the heat. 2. Every monotheistic religion is based on denial of everything fun about life for the chance that you'll get to be "happy" in "heaven". So if the things that make me happy are wrong, then I'd be really bored in heaven, amirite? 3.Don't force your religion on me, Jesus whore.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

1. You are undereducated in matters of religion. Only a select few religions believe they are the only ones to get to Heaven. Any branch of Christianity, outside of Catholicism and Jehovah's Witnesses, will show that it is believed any person can get to Heaven given that they follow the redemption instructions outlined in the Bible, and each of those branches is simply a different way of worship, not an exclusion of other religions. 2. Once again, you are undereducated, if educated at all. This is a VERY common atheist/agnostic misconception. The only things required to get into heaven are not denial of fun things, they are acceptance of God, admitting one's sins, and asking forgiveness. Of course, if you happen to have your fun by cheating on your wife, committing murder, robbing banks, etc; yes, you will be frowned upon. But that goes with and without religion. 3. I will be praying for you to help you in your misguidance. I hope you will find the light in time.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OH! *clutches chest* Your divine powers of babbling and condescension have melted my cold cold heart... I am SO glad to have your prayers guiding me towards THE LIGHT! I thank you wholeheartedly for wasting your time on that summary of "good", "evil", and "god", however extensive and full of shit it was.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*pats head* I can see you're struggling. You needn't worry though. You'll stay in my prayers. And one day, when you do come to sense, I hope you'll remember that all people have the strength to change, no matter how far away they are.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I would bet a stay in "hell" that that you haven't prayed for me yet, nor will you ever. In fact I doubt you're very religious when you're not preaching on the internet.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

poor, poor thing. So untrusting and afraid. It's ok. We forgive you for your prejudices. And we forgive you for being part of the stereotype. One day, you'll find truth.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

if you're praying me, then i'll think for the both of us.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That conversation was funny in so many different ways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ur just jealousss

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahaha agreeedd.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you atheist ..

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm atheist. I disagree with you wholeheartedly. Not every religious person is responsible for what the extremist minorities have done. To wish horrible deaths upon all religious people because of "what they've done" is both ridiculous and hypocritical.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah whatever, everyone is entitled to their wrong opinion. More importantly, are you a guy or a girl? Your picture leaves me baffled.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Thank you. I'm not atheist, but I'm glad to see that there are still people out there who can have opinions of things and not become insane, raving bigots. Both sides never seem to see the forest for the trees. All they see are the bears that occasionally hide in it.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes!! I, too, am an atheist, and absolutely agree with you- people shouldn't be condemned for something they believe. I also really like the comment about the bears in the forest (:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm atheist, but that's just wrong.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

According to that logic, all whites should be slaves for blacks. (In America)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you, my dear friend, are a hypocritical, ignorant, loser. i bet youre just a middle aged, single man, posting this from your basement. how about you go get your GED and learn a thing or two.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you just made my day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow. The only thing you got right there was my gender...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

you should learn it's you're.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

they are usually unreasonable and believe silly things, but idt if they should die horribly. just get some sense!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dude come on, think Ghandi. Sure there are some religious nuts, but way to stereotype. Not everything is bad. Religion makes some people truly better than they were before.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Note: TwatHater's lack of response to REASONABLE RESPONSES THAT MAKE SENSE.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(GORDON!!): Unless he tries to make a personal insult. And leaves the intended target less than offended. Otherwise, you're right.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I wasn't intending to offend you. I genuinely cannot deduce your gender from your picture.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

TwatHater is a twat and should hate himself.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh how clever and original /sarcasm

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It wasn't supposed to be. At least you're that smart to figure that out. Congratulations!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I commend you *doffs hat* It takes a rather special disposition to be able to turn someone's sarcasm back on them so readily. I think it would be great fun continuing to insult you and make derogatory remarks, if you so choose.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Sorry, I'd rather waste my time talking to my dog. :) Cheers!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Aaaw. Such a shame. Your witty comebacks are wasted on a dog. If you win a little battle of insults, I'll tell you my username. You can have a face to match to your hate :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(TwatHater is a troll): Oh my! Really :O You would give ME your USERNAME?! :D!.... Riiiighhhht. Like I could care that much. Good day!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Another cutting comeback. Truly, you are an artist. We could have had such a beautiful flame war. Very well. Suit yourself.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

hahahaha xD pwnd!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You say that like it's over. *tsk tsk*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

All the mass slaughters in the history of the world have been in the name of this god or that god.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

ahhh what a whiney twat

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I see you interested in a flame war: "We could have had such a beautiful flame war." Bring your worst. Right now. Seriously, do it up bitch.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We'll see... Although I doubt one such as yourself would be able to compare to Audrey. Let's start slow and work our way up. I always find that's easiest. You haven't given me anything to work with except your name though. I've known two Jakes in my life. They were both gay, and they were both virgins.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I see. So far we've learned that your an atheist, a homophobic, and a person who has hatred of vagina (so clearly a virgin). What's next, a racist? An antisemetic? Or maybe you should learn your opponent before judging him based on his name you sick nazi fuck.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe I wouldn't judge you based on your name if I had more to work with. Arrogant, self-centered, has no respect for others or you would have capitalized Nazi. You're opening your flame strongly, but I doubt you can do any better than this. Even an ape knows not to play the high cards so early in the game.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"no respect for others"? Seriously? This coming from someone who suggested that genocide of millions would be a liable punishment for the past actions of different people simply because they happen to want to cling to something other than a meaningless random universe?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I never said *I* had respect for others. You couldn't think up a better insult than hypocrisy? How disappointing.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Who the fuck do you think you are to judge me? As a Nazi you just cant. You're at a social low. Outcast peice of shit.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Well, I maybe be a Nazi, but I'm a tired Nazi. I'll get back to this when I've gotten some more sleep.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You, miss, are an ignorant fuck. good day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

DDDD: It was JUST getting good.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Audrey's was better.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, this Jake person is only half as good as Audrey. Luls, he was beaten by a girl .:)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

...says the person basing his "clearly a virgin" comment on the name "TwatHater"

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Ha, there are people saying that atheists will go to Hell. NO, THEY WILL NOT, IDIOTS, BECAUSE THEY DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE EXISTENCE OF HELL. And hey, just wondering... are Hell and Heaven supposed to be literal places? I've never quite got the idea.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow. Just because you believe in something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. :/ If there is a Heaven and Hell, you will certainly go to the Hell, as an Athiest/other religion person, whether or not you 'believe' in it. You deny the existence of jail, but if you commit a crime you're still going there. And yes, Heaven and Hell ARE literal places to those who believe in them. Hell is a place so bad if you knew what it was like you wouldn't wish it on your worst enemy, and Heaven is a place in which there is no sorrow. By the way, I'm not forcing anything on you by all that. ^ I'm just answering your question from a Christian point of view. Kthnxbai. :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Obvious troll is obvious.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'm glad some one caught on. It was getting kinda ridiculous that no one had noticed yet. http://captionsearch.com/pix/7pq8kq7u9e.png

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You, miss, are an ignorant fuck. good day.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Obvious troll is successful ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok well this isnt really going anywhere and everybodys just fighting now so lets all just believe what we want to and not fight with each other because this is not accomplishing anything, and besides most likely none of us even know each other so we cant really judge each other based on what we post

by Anonymous 14 years ago

The pope is actually trying to focus the Catholic Church's efforts on charity right now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Amirite

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love how the OP posted this in food. And he was successful at trolling as well. Nice job.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is everyone fighting? It's kinda funny how everyone is forcing there religion on the atheists, even though I'm religious too. No matter what you do, they aren't going to convert. So please stop it. At least TwatHater is a funny atheist and isn't yelling obscenities at all the theists here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. The comments here are far more entertaining than the original post. Amirite? P.S. God rules! XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago