Cinderella can ride to a party in a pumpkin, brought to her by a fairy, and this is what you question? >_>
Well the pumpkin had wheels....It's not that hard to understand.
...yup, just your average 6-foot tall wheeled pumpkin....
If you put wheels on something, it moves. That is my response.
It's hard to see why neither died from starvation. Are there feeding tubes in fairy tales?
Well, I'd guess the Seven Dwarves were using Snow White's ruby red lips as a cumdumpster, so she might have gotten some sustenance from that.
And spiderwebs down there...
And what you think is pubes from a distance is really just a colony of dead spiders.
Those would be some giant pubes......
And also pubes. Girls got bush.
(Chauncy Pickles): No it can't be. Girls don't sweat, have pubic hair, or poop. They just glisten and make babies. I thought everyone knew that.
The movies fail to show the princes vomiting out of disgust seconds after the kiss.
The movies also fail to show the princesses sprinting to the nearest bathroom immediately after being awakened. If I can't hold it in after 12 hours of sleep, imagine what months or years would be like?
I can just see prince charming strolling up to the bed expecting his beautiful princes to be peacefully sleeping there, but instead seeing a rancid breathed, greasy headed ho laying in a pile of her own waste, and being like "Aw hell naw, I slayed a dragon for THIS bitch?"
THIS beautiful woman*
I think clicking the reply button arouses you.
Says this beautiful woman.
I'm a chapstick.
PIE FLAVOR. NEEEEEEEEERR
Sorry. I thought you were a ladystick, old chap. Pip pip, cheerio, and all that.
the thing is, you don't need to be awake for your body to relieve itself.
Good thing those girls had their training pants!
Disney princess pull-ups! Cuz they are big kids now
Ohh.. so they put on diapers before they went into there deep slumber, I see.
Stop looking under those comatose girls' dresses! Peepin' tomcat!
And greasy hair. Snow white's hair was probably like Snape's. Shoulder-length, greasy, and stringy.
Correction: Snow White is probably Snape.
(Chauncy Pickles): Spoiler alert:
Excuse me while I go and gouge my eyes out...
"Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Yami's the father!"
He's having Hagrid's baby!
A tranny Snape
I also wonder why the princess didn't question the prince's necrophiliac tendencies...
It was a different time! LET IT GO!
(not the prince): I CAN'T! I CAAAANNN'TT!
Why is Snow White hyphenated?
It's probably a hidden message about cocaine.
They don't want you to confuse it with snow-yellow.
(Chauncy Pickles): You know who ELSE is hyphenated?
(Muscle Man): I saw that one coming.
You know who ELSE means muscle man's mom?
(Muscle Man): Hey dude, you're so cool this site can't handle you. You should leave and go somewhere else.
That's a good idea. You know who ELSE has a good idea?
You know who ELSE is not you? Anyone who isn't...
(Muscle Man): You are like those episodes of Family Guy where Peter keeps saying the same thing and/or laughing the same way extended periods of time. First it's funny. Then it's just annoying and redundant, but you keep pushing until there's no choice but for it to be funny again.
YA DAMN STRAIGHT. As is...
(Muscle Man): O rly?
You know who ELSE is a penis?
... Oh, wait. I mean a vagina.
... and yes.
It's kind of hard to drink water when you're sleeping.
Also when you're awake.
...No? Just me?
Number 4, number 2.
Well in Snow Whites case, I would imagine that the dwarfs cared for her. They cut her hair and nails and cleaned her teeth. They also probably gave her a diaper and changed every so often.
I would say you're right.
It would have been creepy if they really had buried her...
It totally would have ended the story too:/
Head, Shoulders, knees, and toes, knees, and toes..
Sorry this is what the conversation reminded me of.
YES! THIS IS WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR.
I'm sorry for destroying your dreams. Is it still to late?
(Your+name+(optional)): Yes. That's perfect. We can put our little quarrel behind us and I'll pretend your original comment said "pancreas" in the first place.
Now to continue where things left off...
(Chauncy Pickles): Where ever there is a combo, Chauncy Pickles will be there to break it!
(Your+name+(optional)): combo-breaker, you are.
Not if you know what an Otolaryngologist is.
(Your+name+(optional)): I know what it is, I was just hoping for a continuation of body parts and not their doctors.
What a coincidence! I was hoping of a termination of body parts and not their doctors!
In order, the corrections were ear, nose, and mouth. An Otolaryngologist is a person who looks at the ear, nose, and throat, hence the comment.
Yeah, non account person was right. Just not what I was asking for.
They also have a lot of luck too.If I was a prince, I definitely would not be wondering around, looking for sleeping women to randomly kiss. It would be kinda creeperish.
Yeah, but you still go around looking for innocent women to impregnate....-.-
That my friend is called Rape, and it is frowned upon in most societies.
Well in Sleeping Beauty it is described as an "ageless sleep" which might mean that all bodily functions stop and she's kept in some sort of cryogenic state. In addition, she's only asleep for a few hours. The fairies put everyone to sleep then go rescue the princess.
Snow White on the other hand...well.
I'm not sure how we accept that they were woken from a MAGIC sleep with a kiss, but we for some reason need an explanation for how their bodily functions were carried out.
In the original story, the prince had two children with sleeping beauty while she was under the spell. Now that's the creepiest to me.
So she got sleep-fucked and gave birth while sleeping.
What a woman.
What about her menstruation cycle too? She'd basically be drowning in her blood.
Yeah, but you need to eat to menstruate. If she was in a seriously deep coma her body would probably be more concerned with keeping itself alive than with maintaining reproductivity.
maybe that's why the carpets in the room are red
Unless it flows backward...
I think Rip Van Winkle would have something to say about this
Damn it. I was reading through all the comments, and thinking "I can't believe nobody's mentioned Rip Van Winkle." http://myfacewhen.com/3/
in the fairy tale, snow white is dead before prince charming wakes her with a kiss.
Disney: supporting necrophilia since 1923.
And magical anti-aging skin.
Corpse breath in Snow-White's case
*must have had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!