+1,090 Being the smartest person in the Kardashian family is like being the valedictorian of an Alabama high school, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not funneh!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you sir, are a killjoy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You insulted mah ancestors

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I attend an Alabama high school, and our valedictorian was very intelligent. I don't see why people have to make fun of our state, just because of what they see in movies and other media. There is nothing wrong with it, other then the occasional redneck idiots that do indeed give our beautiful state a bad name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They also have the best football team in college history. University of Alabama, I mean, definitely not Auburn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, they do. Roll Tide

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yes. Roll Tide Roll. Either way though, they are both National Champions. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

College History? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9wBtPWBbeo&feature=related

by Anonymous 13 years ago

all it takes is that occasional redneck idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously, Bama's not as dumb as you think. Don't judge just by the customers of wal-mart.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This just made me think of something: if Obama's first name was Al, his name would be Al Obama, which is similar to the state.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea, but we'd still hate him down here. Dat' damn dumbass nigger. JK, I'm not that racist. But I still don't like him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, just because they like being trash doesn't mean people should take it out on the whole state.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And it sucks that the occasional redneck is the only association. I live in Texas and all I ever hear from people outside the state is that we're all retarded redneck cowboys and we think Rick Perry is Jesus. I mean yeah, we do have some dumb people, but every state does.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys have down in the south have A LOT of people to ruin your states. In Jersey? It only took eight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Touché..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It doesn't help that the dumb person is the one that is actually representing the state, I mean, with rednecks, you can say that you can't judge our state by some random country guy. But technically, more than half the state supports Perry and all the stuff he says.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omygosh someone generalzing and making fun on the interwebz? Let's all get offended.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

New Alabama stereotype: People from Alabama can't take a joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was hilarious! And it really hurt my feelings...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://images.piccsy.com/cache/images/65757-d7360a-400-310.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My state has a worse education system than Alabama, Mississippi, Missouri, Louisiana, Arkansas... We're behind every state except for Oklahoma. Living in Florida ftw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wOOt! living in oklahoma ftw with our teepees and wild horses. we dont ackt two kind torwords smart folck

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plains?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Central Florida is one of the best for special needs schools, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah but statistics show everyone in Central Florida IS a special needs student.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-_____-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So special needs students get 33s on the ACT?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you're confusing the ACT with the SAT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm, well played. In all seriousness, though, central florida isn't totally stupid. Just most of the kids in the area.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not really true. Where I live there are just a lot of kids who don't care about school at all. It isn't that they aren't smart, it's that they skip half the year.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Huh... Not sure if I should be depressed because I live in central Florida, or happy because now I know my friends older sister (who is in special needs) is in a good place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's an "education?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ARE WE?! But my futuuuure ;_;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm in california... I think we're second worst in education in usa, but the lead state in revenue?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Missouri DOESN'T have the worst education system? wow, I'm surprised. I once read in the newspaper that they had the lowests state testing scores, but of course that was a few years ago.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know three people from Alabama who went on to attend Duke University. One who went to Yale. A successful Alabama cardiologist. An Alabama native who has been accepted into two law schools and two conservatories. Don't stereotype.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think that OP is saying every person from Alabama is stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, he basically just said the smartest people in Alabama are idiots.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow, impressive. you know three people in a state that went to university

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, he's from Alabama; it's astounding that he even found someone with a high school diploma. troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*the* three people in the state that went to university

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't know whether to ROFL or be offended when I read this, seeing how I'm from Mississippi.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alabama's Motto: At least we're not Mississippi. I'm from Alabama, and this is very true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/426335

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, I'm from Mississippi too and I find it hilarious because it's kinda of true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://youtu.be/EG7ut2A6I5Y fast forward to 1:31

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't tell me what to do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't know why i laughed so hard at that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Kardashian family makes me want to stab my scrotum with a Kardashian home collection ice pick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. The Karsashian home collection steak knife would work way better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or we could stab the kardashians with there home collection steak knives?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is offensive. The Kardashian's are good people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This comment is offensive to good people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good =/= smart

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL at the amount of people getting butthurt about Alabama. It's called a joke. -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People are getting butthurt because they dont like the constant stereotype of the state. POTD's are supposed to entertain everyone, and frankly I didn't find it so funny that my ass would fall off from laughing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes. Not all the POTDs are hilarious, we get it. Not everyone has to like the POTDS. But now they're saying "Oh, its not funny (which we get EVERY DAMN DAY, regardless) and it's also insulting. But it's a JOKE which no one seems to grasp. Everyone knows that all people from Alabama aren't idiots. What I find funny is that no one got butthurt over the "Black people get a whole month" POTD, but now that it's just about ALABAMA people want to mope and whine about it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The reason why that POTD was funny was because it was a funny way of looking at a certain topic. This on the other hand is just blatant, and not even that funny. I'm not saying it's funny because it's offensive, which it's not, it's just not funny. I think "Being the smartest in the Kardashian family is like being the valedictorian of a pre-school, amirite?" would've been funnier and less offensive. Everyone will get offended at something, you might as well make it as least offensive as possible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The amount of funny is relative. No one tries to make any posts on amirite as least offensive as possible because no one gives a damn, and I am truly surprised people are upset because of an Alabama joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I mean if a post was going to be POTD. No one gives a shit what they post on this site. I'm just saying, if something was going to be POTD, it shouldn't be very offensive. I don't log on and see "Who needs abortion when you can just punch her in the stomach, amirite?" as the POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Offensive POTDs are often the best. But honestly, how is this offensive? Everyone knows people from Alabama aren't all dumb, just like everyone knows not all New Jersey residents have a Snooki tan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

New Jersey stereotype is not the same as Alabama. It is VEEERY widely known that Alabama is associated with dumb people. It's always used as a punchline. You never hear New Jersey as a punchline, just Jersey Shore. Plus most people on Jersey Shore weren't even born in New Jersey. It's not offensive, just NOT FUNNY. That's the only point I'm trying to make.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright then. You don't like the POTD, Whoop de doo. It's not the object of the POTD for everyone to like it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually the POTD is supposed to be a really good post, and that's the only thing i'm saying. It's a mediocre post, it shouldn't be POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Black people and Alabama. At it again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

saying this post isn't funny is like denying that Woody Allen has a gift for jokes. Woody Allen would make a joke like this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stop whining. There was even a person that made a racist joke oh here all I did was thumb it down. Bitching and moaning won't make people suddenly jump to your way of thinking. Thumb it down and move on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not hurt. I live in Bama now, but I am NOT a southerner. I was born in raised in the Midwest. I know a lot of people in my school who get offended by this. One of my friends went on the People to People trip to DC, and someone asked her if she was lying about where she was from because she didn't look or sound like a redneck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gah. I'm a born and raised southerner and now I live in the Midwest. Small world.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree. There are racist jokes all over this site and no one gives a shit, but everyone gets butthurt about something that is clearly a joke. We all know that not everyone in Alabama is stupid. People need to lighten up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its not that offensive and I mean it's not like they could read it anyway...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This comment made my day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uuh vaa-vaal-ddickk-tur-yunn?? valdickturyun, 'da fuck iz dat s'pose to meann? sum kin' of negro joke??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Since when did Alabama have a high school?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or like being the best magician in Hufflepuff troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Get with the times bro, hufflepuff's mascot is a badger. Honey badger is a boss. IE hufflepuff kicks ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

JK Rowling was a Hufflepuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly, it's because of the Kardashians that I hate telling people I'm Armenian. Before their reaction would be "what's Armenian?". Now it's just "OMG LIKE THE KARDASHIANS?!".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't even know they were Armenian. But it's cool that you are :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like the healthiest thing on the McDonald's menu.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

water troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Resident of Montgomery, Alabama here: The only dumb people in our high schools stick with the dumb classes. AP classes are just as hard as in any other state. Also, 13 ROLL TIDE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

imA FRUM Alabamerrr An whut is dis?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't appreciate any of you hating on Alabama. I'm the Salutatorian of my Senior Class and scored a 31 on the ACT, with a perfect 36 on the English section, and I bet Y'ALL didn't. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Taking a joke: ur doing it wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those who care please thumb me down. Those who don't.... You know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

being from Alabama, that's funny shit. if I remember correctly my graduation exam was a coloring book...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dear God the AHSGE and it's >40% requirement is ridiculous to the nth degree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dont say that! It's not fair to Alabama.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How dare you insult the glorious state of Alabama!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. Peple in the south are retarded :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I go to school with Kendall, and she's actually surprisingly smart.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That awkward moment when you realize the post's author's name includes the word lynch and the post deals with Alabama...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So it begins, the 2 civil war.. excellent..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nevermind Alabama being offended, who the fuck are the Kardashian family?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

72 people are from Alabama

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't get the video to start. Wait, that's because this isn't YouTube.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/9858541.jpg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not from Alabama, and I've never been there but I can guarantee you they are no different than any other American state. You sound like an incredibly ignorant person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're a dumbass for not being able to take a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and you're on your period

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't your teacher tell you to never start a sentence with the word "and" or are you from Alabamerrrrr as well?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is the internet i'm not doing my fucking homework.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well maybe you should be doing your homework.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rebuttal: you're doing it wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago