-142 You have recurring sexual fantasies about George Washington, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh yea, I'm always like "ohhh GEORGE WASHINGTON, I wanna do those long silk white curls"....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Too democratic

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Those wooden teeth... Umphhhh.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I heard that back when he was alive, George Washington was actually considered really hot

by Anonymous 11 years ago

montana I have no idea how that made sense

by Anonymous 11 years ago

He married extremely rich when he was just a surveyor, so he definitely had something going for him.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Cross my Delaware any time ;)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, NOW I do un

by Anonymous 11 years ago

When a post is as random as this, I always think it is a reference to a movie or tv show that I haven't seen.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm always wanking off to my beloved Washington. I moan his name in the night and plan on moving to Washington DC to have a permanent orgasm.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

hehe cum here washington monument

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Does it help that the Washington Monument is kind of shaped like a huge dick?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Perhaps if you were Lily Aldrin with your pregnancy sex dreams.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Waiting for someone to make a cherry joke....too tired to think of one myself.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

He can cut down my cherry tree hello

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There we go.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

All of the founding fathers really.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I wonder how this got homepaged

by Anonymous 11 years ago

For all you YYA-ers: Founding Fathers Pickup Lines. Here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpW89S1L8Bk

by Anonymous 11 years ago

what is this i don't even...

by Anonymous 11 years ago