When a website asks you for a security question/answer, like "What is your mother's maiden name?" or "What was the name of your childhood pet?" you always pick the easiest question because you don't trust yourself to remember the answers to the more difficult ones, amirite?

What is the name of your dad's second oldest brother's psycho girlfriend that tried to kill you after failing to find Waldo?

Ones like "What is your favorite song?" or "Who is your favorite teacher?" are terrible questions. A lot of them change so much that you would never remember the answer.

I always choose "first pet" and write the name of my teacher from 6th grade. I hated that bitch.

"What is the town that your grandmother live?" and I answer "heaven"

I hate the questions they let you choose from, because most of them are things anyone who knows anything about you can guess.

What is your favorite food?

It's always pizza