But fat is less dense than water, so the obese people should be safe regardless.
Fat: nature's floatie.
(Chauncy Pickles): So this is where evolution is going...
(Your+name+(optional)): You bet America's perpetually fat ass it is.
Taking the exponential population growth into account, I estimate that we will all be underwater by December 21st, 2012. Wait...
I bet someone thought it would happen on May 21st, 2011.
THAT'S what happened to Atlantis.
Know what else happened to Atlantis? My MOM!
inb4 My MOM!
I was inb4 your dad got home from work with your mom
Someone apparently is okay with the continents sinking...
Have you seen how stupid america is? if North America sank, that would be great! It would take care of americans, raising the world's average IQ by 23 points, it would take care of Mexicans because they wouldn't have anywhere to immigrate to, other Latino countries could just chill in South America, and Canadians are right next to Greenland so as the earth gets warmer they could just colonize Greenland!
but if every continent sank, it would be bad. humanity would end, but it's still not as bad as breaking a nail or stubbing your toe on a door, amirite?
Wow that was like the most offensive thing I've ever read on this site. Cue the 20 different offended groups...
(Your+name+(optional)): cue the sarcasm of the post.
You can't raise the average IQ by points; by definition the average IQ is 100, so you can only raise the criteria for a 100 IQ if the average intelligence rises.
uh so called stupid American right here and believe it or not, I can read...
I know shocking isn't it?
I think you mean MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Your+name+(optional)): This has been my plan all along. I'm that neighbor that gives you big candy bars for halloween and a bag of popcorn, to fatten kids up. Close family members and friends have sent me gym gift cards and Jenny Craig coupons, not knowing my fatness is just a cunning, brilliant plan to sink the U.S. I will then move to the U.k. and reside in a small log cabin with a Zumba dvd and my pet cat, laughing maniacally at FOX news after I sent them the story about 'Global Warming'. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Why go to war with countries, when you could just send all the fat people? Cuba's giving us a problem? Sink it!
... Dumbledore? In an evil plot?
Does not compute.
I feel really fat now.
Because of a made up fact?
No, this was actually proven by Myth Busters last week.
Oh yeah, i remember that episode. -_-
I'm sure that 63% of the sinking was caused by my brother... >.>
I was going to make a smartass reply that implied you were Harry Potter, than I remembered Dudley was his cousin.
You killed my fun. ):
(Your+name+(optional)): I will always remember fun well. F, is for friendship. U, is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all.
*F is for friends who do stuff together
NEVER screw up the F.U.N. song.
F is for friends who screw up the FUN song, U is for u mad bro? N is for nothing that rhymes in the version, down here in the deep blue sea!
F is for FFFFFUUUUU-
No no NO! F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium- BOMBS. N is for no survivors.
Then you could have just said cousin instead of brother?
He said brother? Dudleys his cousin, which =/= brother. :S
I'm sure 69% of it was caused by me
I loved your comment so that Enrique would look stupid. See I saw through his plan of attacking you so that he can get loves himself.
Thank YOU Dwight, I think I'll change my mind about the office because of that.
Nice try at "loves"
Also, you should know that the moon is no longer revolving around the earth, but instead, it is revolving around the fat people living on it.
Well, you know what they say. Opposites attract... fat people.
(Chauncy Pickles): So the moons skinny?
So the skinny moons*?
(Chauncy Pickles): Lets back track here. You said opposite attract. The only thing attracting to each other is fat people and the moon. So because the opposite of fat is skinny, the moon is skinny. or at least that was my understanding of it.
Actually I meant that opposites (as an idea) attract fat people. How, you ask?
...That is a good question.
(Chauncy Pickles): Well that makes absolutely no sense, and now I am confused as shit.
Quelle coincidence! I am confused as a DandyLion!
(Chauncy Pickles): Now you're just doing this on purpose
Now YOU'RE doing his Aunt Porpoise!
What a sicko! She said no, man! Let it go!
Not without your coordinates to the nearest ten-thousandth, I can't!
(Chauncy Pickles): 97.059-π
Good idea, DandyLion. Now everybody who is reading the POTD's comments will now your approximate location! How will you know which Chauncy is really me?
(Chauncy Pickles): By throwing a rock at the Empire State building and watch as the debris falls on top of you duplicates.
How did you know that I am composed of paper?
(Chauncy Pickles): Just by using a mathematical formula only known to bros.
Ugh. I HATE finding the volume of curves rotated around axes. YOU are a better man than I.
(Chauncy Pickles): Thanks, that really pushed me through the rest of my day. But don't worry, you are the better hippo.
Don't I know it!
Now off to the mud pits to protect my title. Bonne anniversaire, mon bon mufle.
(Chauncy Pickles): bye
Don't worry, you're not alone.
Don't listen to yno. He or she is just trying to lower your guard. You are alone. TRUST NO ONE. NOT EVEN... PowerSerg
I agree with Your+name+(optional).
I agree with myself, and sometimes not even him.
No I lied, I'm too awesome to disagree with.
...im not sure, but i think i agree with my own agreement
an agreement within an agreement.... Agreeception?..... no.. no... Agrecption.... definitely not.... um... I don't know what it would be called, a little help.
No, No... I'm looking for something a little more spontaneous.
I like that
sí, estoy realmente confundido acerca de dos cosas. 1: ¿Qué pasa con por encima de la conversación? 2. ¿Por qué hablamos español?
penas coma el plátano de la maldición de dios, y pare el complaning. Y esto es un lenguaje romántico así que debemos hablarlo.
But obese people don't create mass, they just convert food mass into fat mass. It's not like continents become heavier when someone gains weight.
America, importing everything. We better be careful, otherwise China's going to go shooting upward on the Worldly See-saw.
Yeah, good point. It's probably due to my increasing muscle mass.
Did someone say Muscle Man?
Thanks for the confirmation. That could've been really embarrassing for me.
...You know who ELSE could've been really embarrassing for me?
Lol, that's the only explanation I could think of, except I think hamburgers are a lot more popular than seafood in obese countries like America and Australia.
I fucking love the amirite comments
They are better than nonconsensual sex!
Not unlike most things.
(Chauncy Pickles): Like pickles.
What does chauncy even mean anyway? Because if google doesn't have it, it doesn't exist.
(Your+name+(optional)): Well if you do things that way then my dog Ogbodnoscotal doesn't exist.
We call her Terry for short.
(Your+name+(optional)): Then I guess I don't exist.
Я люблю сыграть с переводчиком!
That's cool... I'm just gonna sit here and... you know... not give a fuck...
"I love (something) with (something)" Is that right? :P
Okay, according to Google Translate: "I love to play with a translator". Yay, I was sort of right! xD
Your 100% right
OOOOH BABY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH?
OOOH, HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH!
Nah, just kidding.
Does it matter?
If you love a post, you love a post. What does it matter if it was posted on some random website you've never heard of? Unless it's so unoriginal to the point where there's a facebook page about it, I don't see why it being posted once on some obscure website matters. Of course, if it's a repost on amirite, then I understand.
Yes... It fucking matters.
It matters more than my life.
Funniest thing I've heard all day.
Lol sink into what? They're not floating.
Yes they are. On fiery magma. Which this post says we are sinking into.
Where do you think the magma in volcanoes comes from?
But is the outer shell of a ping-pong ball divided into plates?
That's why we have earth quakes; the crust isn't quite in one piece.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't ALL ping pong balls hollow?
How would this affect the water level.
The continents would be sinking into the earth's crust, allowing the water to rise higher and higher.
Like a sponge slowly sinking in water.
OMYGOD I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THIS MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND
Umm I think you are referring to plate tectonics, so no.
SARCASM NOT DETECTED: ERROR010 :/
heh heh Fat people float better than skinny people just saying :)
Fat people have a harder time swimming to a safe heaven, or getting food. Eventually they will all die out because of hunger. Then skinny. more fit, people would be left.
and eat the fat people?
NO! This isn't YouTube, we don't do the dumbass "34 people are" NO. It's annoying enough on YouTube, but at least you can expect 7 year olds on there. We aren't going to let that happen here, mature people only.
There is two reasons a continent maybe sinking
1. plate tectonics
2.global warming because the north pole ice is melting an that means more water and the continents go underwater
and obesity is not the cause of sinking continents
31 people are obese.
You seem to be lost... Let me help you:
(inb4 dis is offensive!!11)
No one thinks it's offensive.
Weird, I expected at least one person to get offended... This is the internet after all
OH MY GOD THIS POST OFFENDS ME FOR SOME RIDICULOUS REASON! There you go.
SOMEONE sure is defensive!
Is this a joke?
Well it's not true.
Really? Mine comes out to YOUSEXYBEAST, maybe I did something wrong
Yeah...cosines are some pretty shmexy stuff.
Shmexy? For some reason that makes me think of sexy librarians going "Shhhh"
Please, I have higher standards. Tangents are WAY shmmexier.
Tangets are pretty fine...I prefer sines myself, though.
Oh that must be it, thanks