Sea levels aren't rising because of global warming. Due to the increase in obesity, the continents are in fact, sinking. amirite?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you mean MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): This has been my plan all along. I'm that neighbor that gives you big candy bars for halloween and a bag of popcorn, to fatten kids up. Close family members and friends have sent me gym gift cards and Jenny Craig coupons, not knowing my fatness is just a cunning, brilliant plan to sink the U.S. I will then move to the U.k. and reside in a small log cabin with a Zumba dvd and my pet cat, laughing maniacally at FOX news after I sent them the story about 'Global Warming'. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why go to war with countries, when you could just send all the fat people? Cuba's giving us a problem? Sink it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... Dumbledore? In an evil plot? Does not compute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh Albus...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone apparently is okay with the continents sinking...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you seen how stupid america is? if North America sank, that would be great! It would take care of americans, raising the world's average IQ by 23 points, it would take care of Mexicans because they wouldn't have anywhere to immigrate to, other Latino countries could just chill in South America, and Canadians are right next to Greenland so as the earth gets warmer they could just colonize Greenland! but if every continent sank, it would be bad. humanity would end, but it's still not as bad as breaking a nail or stubbing your toe on a door, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow that was like the most offensive thing I've ever read on this site. Cue the 20 different offended groups...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): cue the sarcasm of the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uh so called stupid American right here and believe it or not, I can read...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know shocking isn't it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can't raise the average IQ by points; by definition the average IQ is 100, so you can only raise the criteria for a 100 IQ if the average intelligence rises.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel really fat now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because of a made up fact?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, this was actually proven by Myth Busters last week.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yeah, i remember that episode. -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

o.o really?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure that 63% of the sinking was caused by my brother... >.>

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was going to make a smartass reply that implied you were Harry Potter, than I remembered Dudley was his cousin. You killed my fun. ):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

R.I.P. Here lies Fun

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): I will always remember fun well. F, is for friendship. U, is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No no NO! F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium- BOMBS. N is for no survivors.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*F is for friends who do stuff together NEVER screw up the F.U.N. song.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

F is for friends who screw up the FUN song, U is for u mad bro? N is for nothing that rhymes in the version, down here in the deep blue sea!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

F is for FFFFFUUUUU-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you could have just said cousin instead of brother?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He said brother? Dudleys his cousin, which =/= brother. :S

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure 69% of it was caused by me hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice try at "loves"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I loved your comment so that Enrique would look stupid. See I saw through his plan of attacking you so that he can get loves himself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank YOU Dwight, I think I'll change my mind about the office because of that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Taking the exponential population growth into account, I estimate that we will all be underwater by December 21st, 2012. Wait...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bet someone thought it would happen on May 21st, 2011.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this a joke?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well it's not true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol sink into what? They're not floating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes they are. On fiery magma. Which this post says we are sinking into. Where do you think the magma in volcanoes comes from?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How would this affect the water level.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The continents would be sinking into the earth's crust, allowing the water to rise higher and higher. Like a sponge slowly sinking in water.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMYGOD I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THIS MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm I think you are referring to plate tectonics, so no.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SARCASM NOT DETECTED: ERROR010 :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But fat is less dense than water, so the obese people should be safe regardless. Fat: nature's floatie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): So this is where evolution is going...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): You bet America's perpetually fat ass it is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(inb4 dis is offensive!!11) Smart, OP.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one thinks it's offensive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SOMEONE sure is defensive!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Weird, I expected at least one person to get offended... This is the internet after all

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH MY GOD THIS POST OFFENDS ME FOR SOME RIDICULOUS REASON! There you go.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THAT'S what happened to Atlantis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 My MOM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was inb4 your dad got home from work with your mom

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Know what else happened to Atlantis? My MOM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But obese people don't create mass, they just convert food mass into fat mass. It's not like continents become heavier when someone gains weight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, good point. It's probably due to my increasing muscle mass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did someone say Muscle Man?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for the confirmation. That could've been really embarrassing for me. ...You know who ELSE could've been really embarrassing for me? My MOM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

America, importing everything. We better be careful, otherwise China's going to go shooting upward on the Worldly See-saw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Funniest thing I've heard all day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Also, you should know that the moon is no longer revolving around the earth, but instead, it is revolving around the fat people living on it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, you know what they say. Opposites attract... fat people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): So the moons skinny?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So the skinny moons*? And what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Lets back track here. You said opposite attract. The only thing attracting to each other is fat people and the moon. So because the opposite of fat is skinny, the moon is skinny. or at least that was my understanding of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually I meant that opposites (as an idea) attract fat people. How, you ask? ...That is a good question.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Well that makes absolutely no sense, and now I am confused as shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Quelle coincidence! I am confused as a DandyLion!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Now you're just doing this on purpose

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now YOU'RE doing his Aunt Porpoise! What a sicko! She said no, man! Let it go!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fucking love the amirite comments

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are better than nonconsensual sex! Not unlike most things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Like pickles. What does chauncy even mean anyway? Because if google doesn't have it, it doesn't exist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Then I guess I don't exist. teehee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+(optional)): Well if you do things that way then my dog Ogbodnoscotal doesn't exist. We call her Terry for short.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Я люблю сыграть с переводчиком! It's russian

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's cool... I'm just gonna sit here and... you know... not give a fuck...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I love (something) with (something)" Is that right? :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, according to Google Translate: "I love to play with a translator". Yay, I was sort of right! xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your 100% right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

31 people are obese.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You seem to be lost... Let me help you: youtube.com

by Anonymous 13 years ago

heh heh Fat people float better than skinny people just saying :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fat people have a harder time swimming to a safe heaven, or getting food. Eventually they will all die out because of hunger. Then skinny. more fit, people would be left.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and eat the fat people?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is two reasons a continent maybe sinking 1. plate tectonics 2.global warming because the north pole ice is melting an that means more water and the continents go underwater and obesity is not the cause of sinking continents

by Anonymous 12 years ago