+404 At birthday parties when you were little you didn't understand why people would even ask "big slice or a small one?" amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. Of course you'll take the small one. Regardless of size, one will always maintain its constant value. Big slice, however, could mean anything.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nobody asked that when I was little, but YYA because if anyone asked me that I wouldn't even understand now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom still asks that. It'll be someone's birthday, she'll cut the cake and ask everyone as they come over to her, "Do you want a big piece or a little piece?" Like we're all still five or something. I'll just look at her like she's nuts and slowly ask for a big corner piece.

by Anonymous 12 years ago