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Watson: "Sherlock, my son has just finished preschool! But I forget, which school does he move on to now?", amirite?

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It's elementary, my dear Watson.

@Happythedragon It's elementary, my dear Watson.

i think he'd say something more along the lines of "You're fuckin retarded if you don't know where you're supposed to take your kid next my dear watson."

@Happythedragon It's elementary, my dear Watson.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. No one else was explaining properly.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +22Reply
@RobotDevil Ha. Yeah. I guess I didn't. :P

I actually thought about elementary...but I didn't think about it in the right vocal pattern so it just went right over my head.

Shugahs avatar Shugah Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Shugah I actually thought about elementary...but I didn't think about it in the right vocal pattern so it just went right...

Oh yeah, there are a lot of posts I read on Amirite? that take a lot of thinking before I actually understand them.

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +2Reply
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So? Why is that funny?

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Isn't kindergarten part of Elementary school?

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +44Reply
@RobotDevil Isn't kindergarten part of Elementary school?

Where I live Primary is after Preschool, then followed by Elementary.

Oh wow, it took me a minute to understand this...

mrjustinpiersons avatar mrjustinpierson Yeah You Are +30Reply
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Elementary, my dear Watson.

Primary school, my dear Watson.

Ami doin' it rite?

Anonymous +16Reply

You know, in the stories, he never actually said "Elementary, my dear Watson". Not once.

monstrositys avatar monstrosity Yeah You Are +7Reply
@_inserthatehere_ I know but still let people have their fun

I'm just sharing a fact I found funny...

Besides, Basil Rathbone said it in the movies. It just wasn't in the books.

monstrositys avatar monstrosity Yeah You Are 0Reply
@monstrosity I'm just sharing a fact I found funny... Besides, Basil Rathbone said it in the movies. It just wasn't in the books.

Well, you are now the worst person in the world for stating that fact. I hope you are satisfied.

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +3Reply
@RobotDevil Well, you are now the worst person in the world for stating that fact. I hope you are satisfied.

Actually I'm going to go flog myself because I'm do guilt-ridden by the din I have knowingly committed.

Why God why did you make the devil so much stronger than mankind?

monstrositys avatar monstrosity Yeah You Are +1Reply
@monstrosity Actually I'm going to go flog myself because I'm do guilt-ridden by the din I have knowingly committed. Why God...

Because the devil is a robot, and we all know they have the strength of ten mentally retarded men.

LukeMurrays avatar LukeMurray Yeah You Are 0Reply

haha this took me a second to understand but hilarious! :)

This reminds me of Bo Burnham

"i shocked Sherlock. WHAT SON?! (Watson)"

My punchline to this would be.

Sherlock: "Elementar--"

Watson: "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK."

Anonymous +2Reply
@My punchline to this would be. Sherlock: "Elementar--" Watson: "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK."

(talkIMPACTradio.com): My punchline to this would be when Watson punches Sherlock. And then steals his pipe. But yours is good too!

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are 0Reply

wait, what?

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@wait, what?

Just think, what comes after preschool?

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +11Reply

This should directed to Americans. Preschool - Elementary =/= Pre-primary - Primary

After reading all of these comments, I still don't get it.

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